What should the man function/duty of a government be?

What should the man function/duty of a government be?

If you answer 'protecting it's citizens', you want a nanny state and should get the fuck off my board.

Serve the people.

Resolve disputes between citizens.
Protect from foreign invaders.
Solve the free rider problem.

To wage viking wars on Israel

Not create the war on terror

Advocate for crusades

>you will never protect your people from foreign invaders

The government exists solely to benefit the people.
The people do not exist to benefit the government.
Ask not what you can do for your country, but what your country can do for you.

Build a wall and see peoples constitutional rights are respected.

>What should the man function/duty of a government be?

>We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed

It has no other function, nor should it.

To paraphrae Trump, keep people from dying in the street.

Protecting the borders.

I AM THE LAW

Not president duty. The people have decided they don't like looking at starving children on their street so they've given guv a mandate to use some of their money to deal with them.

free porn for everyone
free obama phones for everyone
government programs
get rid of the police
free sex change for everyone
free hospital for everyone
free roads for everyone
free college for everyone
free housing for everyone
free food for everyone
free money for everyone
free solar panels for everyone
free high speed rail for everyone
get rid of oil
get rid of carbon dioxide
get rid of tornadoes
get rid of heat waves
build a station on mars
build a station on the moon
take pictures of jupiter

So who's gonna pay?

you just print more money

>nannies are bad

Have you seen Marry Poppins? Comfy and fun.

Why hasn't anyone thought of this yet?

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Also punish crime, which is like resolving disputes except that sometimes one of the parties is dead.

they have

I believe that government should be one guy who sits in a small room at a desk.. and the only thing he gets to decide is who to nuke.

I agree with 90% of what he says on the show.
I'm not even sure if it's there for comedic purpose or not.