Wake up

>wake up
>you see these people outside your house
what do you do?

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>grab gear
>go innawoods

>shout welcome, my dear comrades

Join them

hide my eyeglasses

Wonder how did they get there.

Join

Sing USSR anthem, then run away

I was expecting "welcome my relatives" from hungary...disappointed.

If I am right handed which way do I hold a rifle.

Butt stock on right shoulder or left

Have been wondering this for a couple months now

inb4

>LE AMERICAN NOT KNO GUNS LEL

Live in the second most cucked state in the union so

lel

call in the napalms

Sign up on the spot to fight for Dear Leader.

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>that hat
>i approve

and on that day we become WOLVERINES

Tell my nigger neighbor to pretend hes an NBA player and that I'm his agent. If they cooperate I could introduce him to Dear Leader.

Welcome my relatives to my home

Bro seriously

>flag

You can't have a gun. I can walk into a police station and apply for a permit right now.

While you have to show ID to buy a fork

>what do you do

Wonder when I moved to Canada

>Go commies, woo yea, kill those american piggu yeaa.

Then go back inside having averted any possible danger.

Chuck road flare onto porch, then shoot my propane bbq tank with my rifle.

Buttstock on dominant shoulder

onyong-haseo get me some fried rice please

sweet

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Compared to Ausfalia, you're living in firearm paradise.

Inhale, exhale, then squeeze don't pull

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Close my door and lock it.

Just sit back and watch tiny asians try and bust it open for hours, since none of them are big enough to have the weight behind them.

Crack out the scran and get comfy.

I prefer the N. koreans over these animals

Finally become one and united Best Korea.

But you have to jump through 1000 hoops on fire to get your hand on one of those

If you weren't so cucked rothenham wouldn't of happened but hey its all that ebil propaganda saying that you can't get guns in the UK

I'm Korean, so I'll just blend in with the crowd and look for my chance to escape 30 years down the track.

Ask them why they're not using Finnish flag

Use my recreational nuke if they enter m'y property

30 years down the track
The West is overrun and overpopulated by Muslims, Blacks and Spics

>Wut nao

I DON'T WANT YOUR CHEAP PRODUCTS, GO AWAY!

Send in my heroin pumped child slaves

what about THESE barbaric animals

>GET OFF MY LAWN

move to a safehouse for gooks and chinks
>t. singapura

>show them Chinese passport
>get sent on a plane back home for my safety with a few north korean qts

Mehehehe

Dominant eye is more important.
>tfw cross-dominant
feels bad man

Jesus Christ it's like a regiment of the Imperial Guard!

complain about their trigger discipline

wonder how bolivians got all that makeup

>Unsheathe katana
>Teleport behind them
>Nothing personal

>Throw a piece of bread to distract them
>Get into my car
>Drive for 5km or any other distance that I think those famine weakened commies can't survive.

>Implying you can afford to live in Singapore
>Implying you can get citizenship
>Implying...

>both manlets
>both unfit

typical amerishits

Join the greatest country in the world in the fight against the imperialist oppressors.
Fingers are outside the cage jewboy.

"What's going on? New season of Takeshi's Castle"???

Get on the roof.

Grab my bow and arrows, take my horse, and kill them all with my invincible hungariku horsemanship and archery.

Then loot their country, burn their city, rape their women, and enslave their children.

Cringe over the shitty trigger discipline then turn 720 degrees and go back to fapping

Those look like AVRN troops.

this

wonder where there is a big unkempt field in the middle of the suburbs

Yoooo, didn't the mongols give you folks such a shit time that you had to build fuckloads of castles just to stem the hordes?

Btw are the finno-ugric magyars caucasoids that mixed with the european moravians or legitimate mongoloids?

Tell the my neighbor has a cat that will not stop pissing in the hallway and she would be nice for some main course at their restaurant.

>what do you do?
when in Rome...

IT AIN'T ME

The fuck are these guys doing in Hungary?

Open your eyes for once and look at the other dudes

This. You cannot own nearly all the guns on there unless the bobby 'feels' that you need them. If you own farmland, you can just tell them you have pests that keep eating your livestock and you can the firearms approved, otherwise you ain't getting it.

t. a Britfag in France.

Both of us are taller than 6'2 my dude

In what way do we look forward to unfit?

Crowdsurf

Tip them generously for my beef and broccoli.

Go back to sleep

And you wonder why EU mock burgers....

wew lad

desu it looks like those nogs are having fun.

Guy on the right ain't over 6 ft 2, looks 5 ft 11-6 ft at a push

Thats taller than manlet

>Arguing over somebodies height over an anonymous internet message board.

Where did it all go wrong for you, Conor?

Ken O'Keefe is disappointed in ye lad

Jokes on you ,my neighbour is chinese.

Go back to sleep.

rare

Put on my set of ACU's, grab my nugget and remove noodles

It's doesn't matter if your right handed or not. You need to know which eye is dominant so you will actually hit stuff. Google it m8, there are people who are right handed and are left eye dominant, so they have to learn how to shoot lefthanded

sing the internationale

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Get in my K1A1 and start shooting.

I would shout that it's not laundry day yet you bunch of screaming heathen monkeys

And yet you wonder why your society is being RAPED by Islamic shitskins, and the best part is, you aren't stopping them.

I'd take my swiss army knife and airsoft rifle and go into the woods and ambush one of them.

Offer them your white daughter. The only reason they're there is because they're insecure about their "masculinity" or lack thereof.

Singapore's basically a shithole so I don't see why it would be that hard. I'd bring like 100 dollars and live like a king for the rest of my days.

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The song title

Preferably to this music

Depends on who is president.
>Hillary
Go innawoods and wait for them to take over the US and then fight as a guerrilla

>Trump
Valiantly defend my homeland from day one

I live in rural Colorado and myself and all my neighbors have multiple guns including rifles, carbines, etc. This would be my dream.

Rifle behind every blade of grass. It would be like fish in a barrel.

Hug them cause we dont have to pay debts anymore

Pledge my allegiance to big Kim

''Yea i'd like a number 4 with rice and 2 fortune cookies''

>88
>HH
Heil Hitler

REMEMBER THE ALAMO

Invite them inside to watch anime
I usually end up my backlog faster if e and my friends are bored in my house

North Carolina?

>soros is destroying the western world so the turans can rise again and enslave the white men

why would he admit the master plan