What does Sup Forums think of Salma Hayek?

What does Sup Forums think of Salma Hayek?

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used to look great but is old now

I love how her torso looks like a bouncy house.

She's the perfect lebanese/spanish milf. She is in my top ten list of women who I want to sit on my face.

all spics have to go back
build wall

No

Maybe not all of them. We need to set up a standard. If they look like Salma Hayek they can stay in the breeding grounds.

kys juan

She is a goddess

What's that fantasy film where she eats a heart?

>hairy arms

that ass is still perf

MOMMY

We should adopt the Ali G immigration plan youtu.be/h0gqn2F_Uu4

she might not be big boss but she sure can rally my diamond dog

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This movie was an underrated masterpiece.

*to be read in Norms voice

>tfw I fell for the loyal thick spanish housewife meme
Help me guys, it legit hurts I'll never get one

>mommy
>brown
>embarrassed
>big butt
>bare feet

Lotta boner for a short clip

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I frequently think about being akid in a rich family and she's our maid. My parents would be working a lot so it would just be me and her in the house. Slowly she introduces me to sex through handjobs.

lots of women need greencards bro

she has to go back

This

Thanks King Fedora!

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post more webms of her tits and ass

I'd like to marry 18 year old her and know in the back of my head that she'll look great 35 years down the road, must be very comforting

Adds to the comfort

Tell us more.

>swn walk in on you fapping and continue cleaning your room, occasionally peeking over and giggling / scolding you

how is it possible that she didn't have any leaks

Tale of Tales
It's fucking great

>B'AVE!
My fucking sides

I imagine her being very supportive of my schoolwork etc and being very interested in my life in general. Maybe even curious why I didn't have a girlfriend but eager for me to get one.

I think the hottest scenario would be her catching me and offering to take over.

more of her arse pls

So we can breed out the white race with mongrel children? Nice try, Shlomo.

>my wife's back and butt look exactly the same
>but darker since she's African

I just like thinking about the buildup to it.
>First time she just gasps and looks embarrassed, shuts the door.
>second time she doesn't seem as embarrassed, takes a quick peek, leaves and asks you to tell her when she can come back
>third time she stands exasperated in the door, scolding you for masturbating too much, looking you in the eyes, occasionally glancing down. She's surprised when you finish in front of her and can't help but watch the finish, asks if she can clean now
>fourth time she laughs and tells you to hurry, watches you the whole time, hands you your clothes and watches you dress to leave, touches you a little on the way out
>fifth time she sits next to you on the bed and encourages you to finish, tells you its easier for her to clean before it touches anything and wipes your cock clean, touching it slightly

>tfw will never happen

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b-build teh wall!!

How can white "wo"men compete?

Salma is built for facesitting

>dat smile

she knows

Was literal 10/10 back in the early 90's.
Now she's becoming a JUST womanlet
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Penélope > Salma

>dude fuck drumpf lmao
movie looks shit but her ass though

Penelope isn't even part Lebanese. No thank you.

I've always loved salma t g q h

>/t. v/irgin

MOMMY

Monica>Penelope>Salma

I legitimately came hands-free from just the audio of her orgy in that food movie

Funny thing is she's married to an even richer frenchie billionaire. I guess she'll take even the scrap roles for relevance.

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>rock hard at work
>must leave mommy thread
>don't want to
Being a wagecuck is suffering.

sorry what food movie?
for a friend

user

WANT

patrician taste

GULP GULP GULP MOMMY'S MILK

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MILKY

hair ruins it

>you will never have a MILKY Latina mummy gf

Does milky from different enthicity mommies taste different? Has a study ever been done?

she should just go to award ceremonies naked Tbh

that shit doesn't work anymore bro

giv pusy gf

CANONS, PEOPLE

>dem areolas

I hope you mean north african and you're not a nigger loving degenerate

I M P L A N T S
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fucking retard, those are 100% spicy whole milk

wtf i love implants now

Whatever helps you fap, man.

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Obviously, she's 50, her breasts would be saggy otherwise.
Just wondering if she'll try to cling to her youth and do more plastic surgeries.

i like her body of work

>why grandma, what big titties you have

conflicted feels desu

Always thought she looked to much like the druggie girlfriend from Fight Club which made me turned off by here instantly.

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>Not being this THICC
Twinkgals pls go

DELETE THIS. SHE'S ALL NATURAL. SHUT UP.

She has a house in Yelm, WA. It's a few towns over from me, really rural little place that's known for being the home of a cult worshiping a spirit called "Ramtha". They're notoriously secretive and have this sprawling commune-like property that outsiders can't enter. Also they have a shitton of horses for some reason and there are a lot of rumors that they do some weird shit with them.
For more info check out their website, it's perpetually stuck in 1996 and it's weird as fuck. They need their own documentary before they go full Jonestown.
ramtha.com

But yeah, there's a chance that Hayek is involved in this weird cult scene. Also somebody mysteriously killed her dog recently, and I wouldn't dismiss the notion that it's Ramtha-related.

ehhhhh gabagoo this paisans got my vote

What did Oliver Stone mean by this?

what if she put implant in her pusy lip just imagine!

Boobs are the most powerful object on the planet.

>*grumbling baby want milkyy*

wtf i love ramtha now

Monica>Paz>Penelope>salma...........>sofia

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She wears the wrong size bra.

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>she wears the wrong size bra
What did he mean by this?

For sure, I'm pretty sure she claims to wear a C (Probably wears way too large of a band size, she should be wearing a WAY bigger cup size instead) and C-cups generally aren't the size of a woman's head.

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