Can you even think of a better Manson?

Can you even think of a better Manson?

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Cast them

Idris Elba

Idris Elba

too tall

Dwayne Johnson

perfec tpick for a raunchy little cult murder spree romp

Fuck kill kill kill

A skinny manlet who could actually pull it off. Some newbie that hasn't been through the ringer already.

tom hardy idiot

haha that's crazy sauce! the manson family got #litty!

How bad does it suck that you can't con a harem of solid 7's like this into doing your bidding and being your personal fucksleeve cult anymore? Now they can just grab their phones and see all your rape convictions. This timeline sucks.

unironically the greatest working actor

Shia

Abbey Lee, KStew, Emily Browning, Cara

>solid 7's

Maybe if he got that wart in his eye removed. Swear to god we see that thing grow exponentially through out the Dark Knight trilogy till we can see it under the mask in history final fight with Bane.

the middle two look like a mcpoyles

he's way too tall.. manson is like the ultra manlet.

>Doesn't know the Solid 7 meme or has shit taste

I want newfags to be murdered under the guise of starting the race war but actually because I'm mad at a music producer who said I wasn't good enough.

You know, I imagine Robin Williams might have done a good job.

>calling newfag with that reddit spacing

Bob Odenkirk

youtube.com/watch?v=Z5IrRe2F7qY

Too old. Emile Hirsch would be pretty good.

>It's a redditors act like reddit spacing isn't something that only newfaggot redditors post post

Leslie Van Houten was qt as fuck. The rest were mostly uggos though.

Yes.

Who cares, the only reason Charles Manson is famous is because he was in a Death Grips song anyway.

Alexandra Daddario, Jane Levy, Nick Nolte, Kirsten Dunst

Looks like the average tumblr slut. Are women truly the stupidest creatures on earth? You can get them to do anything.

I could answer but we both already know the answer

goddamnit

new general

How tall was Manson really? The internet says 1,57 m but I'm not sure if I believe that. I don't think I've ever seen an adult male that short in real life.

Now that you mention it...no, I can't.

this
>asks how tall charles manson was
>literally posts a picture of him next to a height chart

>Emile Hirsch

Too handsome

Too goofy

Depp could pull it off

I think the height chart might be wrong though

Those aren't feet, they're meters. He was huge

He is 5'2

Manson didnt actually kill anybody, why is he still in jail?

lol

>bin laden didn't actually kill anyone on 9/11 why did we blame him

>That NBA player is 2m? I'm not sure if I believe that, I've never seen someone that tall in real life

Are you dumb? Yeah it's rare but it obviously exists, you sperg.

I've seen plenty of people around 2m tall, but never a man below like 160. Is it common in America?

No wonder he went crazy. The manlet menace must be dealt with at once

t. manlet dicklet

if I tell you to jump off a building and you are dumb enough to do it, is that my fault?

Manson was a fairly good looking guy at the time of the murders.

Why are you guys all suggesting these older actors? Manson was like 35 when he was arrested.

It's common in Latinos. Rarer in white people but yes, obviously it exists. The same way freakishly tall people exist, freakishly short people also exist.

>logic

>I listen to Charles Mansons band and albums expecting some crazy shit.
>its pure 1960s kino

what did he mean by this?

Charles Manson was just another wannabe musician in L.A. before all the cult stuff. Why would you think his material would be edgy, trippy shit?

Not in the twinkish Emile Hirsch way

I think it's a pretty good match. When was the last time you saw Hirsch in a movie? He's 32 now. It's been a long time since Into the Wild.

Meant for

The left and middle one must be dudes

>final showdown between elba and john travolta playing Manson
>Elba is tied to a chair with his mouth duct taped
>his daughter is tied to the bed
>travolta: "you know what I like most about a niggress's feet?"
>Elba is squirming in his chair: "MMMMM MMMMMMMMM"
>"You see when God created negros he had you all line up against the walls to paint you over with his brush."
>He twirls around a feather duster in his hands
>"But in all his artistic fervor he left out a tiny..."
>he traces a finger along the daughter's socks
>"little..."
>"he pulls back the sock a bit
>"detail"
>Travolta yanks the socks off and the daughter yelps
>"He forgot to paint the soles. And I'd say it was a daaamn lucky thing he didn't wouldn't you?"
>he runs the feather duster along the soles of her feet
>Elba's face is deep red and he's straining against the rope
>"All dat con-traaaaast. MMM MMM MMM. They just don't make white women like dis"
>he puts his head next to her feet and sniffs
>"OOOOWWEEEEEE THATS FINE SMELLIN"

idk I can't imagine him as someone fucked up like Manson, he's too qt

I can't unsee this thing.

only sheep blame him

wasn't really worth typing that out, huh?

He'd better hope Tarantino is angling for a goofball comedy.

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Any actor above 40 is way too old for the role.

Daniel Day Lewis, but he'd probably kill a couple hookers to 'get in character'

>kill a couple hookers

Do you even know who Charles Manson is?

No, he'd start his own cult.

>If I pay you to kill somebody and you're dumb enough to do it is that my fault?
*not saying that's the Manson case, just continuing your metaphor