ITT satisfying racist stories

ITT satisfying racist stories

>Be me
>Sit on bus
>Brown kid sits down in front of me
>Thinking "view ruined"
>Two stops later all the doors go open at once
>It's a fucking huge ticket inspection
>5 inspectors jump on
>Check every ticket
>5 police officers show up outside
>Shit just got real
>Brown kid comes up
>Something is wrong
>"Give me your ID"
>"I lost it"
>Fucking typical
>Guy is visibly annoyed, escorts him off and hands him over to the police
>They tell him to calm down
>He probably got a 50 euro ticket
>I get checked
>No problems
>My view is restored
>All is well

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Wow what an amazing story.

>his country is so shitty they actually issue tickets on buses

It was satisfying, you twat, not amazing

Don't they do that in America?

>be sitting on bus in tolerant liberal city
>two open seats on the bus, both window side
>one is next to crazed Indian looking guy who smells weird and looks homeless
>other is next to middle aged Chinese women
>white college girl gets on bus
>looks at Chinese lady desperately to ask her if she can sit in seat
>Chinese woman points at Indian man seat
>college girl practically in tears and Indian man smiles as she walks on top/against him to get to inside seat

Chinks are inhuman

Lets meet at Citadelpark just so I can bash your teeth in for telling such a shit story you fucking twat

I am very much aware of the shittyness

I'm always irritated by something when I'm in Ghent

He got on the next bus, no problem

>be on train in germany on the way to berlin
>sit alone in a cabin reading a book
>suddenly two melanin-enriched descendants of egyptian royalty enter, speaking in mudlanguage
>annoyed my peace and quiet has been broken
>they start talking to me and asking me where I'm from
>tell them I'm swedish
>they just come out and say they're going to illegally immigrate into sweden and that they're originally from ethiopia
>tell them that's great, I wish them well
>exit cabin
>go to police officers
>tell them exactly what these dumb nignogs told me
>the cops follow me to the cabin and proceed to interrogate the nignogs while I sit and read my book
>nignogs admit they were arrested in the czech republic
>cops instantly tell them they'll have to come with them to the station and they'll be sent back to the czech republic as soon as the train stops in Berlin

I did my part to stop the invasion

America doesn't have public transport.

Wait a minute.... did I misunderstand? Did you just tell a story about government officials stopping a bus and demanding everyone's papers?

Fuck you, the whole city is shitty, including that rapehole!

You need a ticket in prety much every country in europe

ITT: Sup Forums takes public transport.

Who the fuck asks some one to sit next to them??

Europeans often use ticket honor systems; if you get on a bus in the states they'll check your ticket as you get on. It's a random check there.

Ah, I see.

>SWEDEN NO!

But seriously, good work.

>that weird smelly german autist who says "twat" a lot

I saw you posting ur dick on /soc/ earlier in a sissy hypno thread. Go back there

>be me
>sit on bus
>penis inspection day

Tickets

Only ID's if you didn't have one.

Also, the story was more abou how I didn't have to look at the back of a brown kid because the police took him off.

Pure satisfaction

it gets asked very often here even tho 99% say yes
it is rude to not ask and just sit

Window seat, she was asking the woman whether she could get past her to the seat.

> go to Belgium
> survive terrorist attack (6th one this week)
> still covered in dust and ashes
> take bus home
> there's some acne ridden autist sitting behind me, smells like a jizz rag
> ticket inspection on next line, mfw lost my wallet
> got a 50eur fine
> had to walk through Little Beirut to get home
> worst day ever

sarcasm is a cunts game, son.

Yeah its shitty we issue tickets instead of shooting each other on public transport XD

>A nigger gets kicked off a bus
>My country is so cucked that I think this is a big deal
>better go tell Sup Forums

In my country we shoot them.

don't you have a mosque youre forced to attend or something? Go away. Seeing your countries flag makes me sad/angry.

I can live with that

It is the place to run into migrants that act unruly

the worst

i usually had those when i was in elementary school

If you use public transport, you pay a small fee (1.8eur if you use a text-ticket) and you can use it for an hour. Theoretically, the bus driver should check if you have a ticket.
But nobody gives a shit and gets on the bus without showing the ticket, so they do random checks (no government officials though). Just uniformed guys from the public transport company who check tickets for a living.

Since they aren't cops, they can't arrest people, so it seems that they sometime include cops with the checks so people can't run away. I have never seen cops accompanied by ticket checkers though

The ticket system in germany is actually pretty based and way more efficient than coin drops or turnstiles. Keeps the buses rolling on time with little to no time wasted.

The fines for non-payment are high enough to be several bus rides and the chances of getting caught and having to pay more than you would if you actually paid for a real bus ride is high.

Ot at least it was like this when I was visiting family in Hannover.

fucking kill you're self op

>sit on bus
>brown kid comes on
>sits in front me
>I mind my own business and keep reading because I'm not a moron
>eventually at my stop
>get off the bus
>no problems
>my view is restored
>all is well

Wow

I'm a fucking retard and just assumed germany for some reason. Maybe Belgium is similar.

>tfw i live in the middle of comfy rural nowhere
>city is 99% white
>1% is some poles or something
>Sup Forums is my primary source of triggering

i should probably stop coming here.

>be me
>sit on bus
> it's actually a ''some loud gyppos gets beaten for listening to music " episode.

youtube.com/watch?v=jVwaDc58tVs

You can believe what you want, there are a lot of normal people on Sup Forums

>In my country we shoot them.

more like you get shot by them, despite them being a small part of the population

i at least expected the brown guy to throw a hissy fit or something

shit story

>fucking kill you are self

10/10

>Be me 14 years old
>Taking the bus with friend
>Fat black women seated nearby
>For some unrelated reason, we make monkey noises
>Fat nigress think we mock her and start yelling
>Bus driver tell her to shut up or gtfo
>She actually shut up and start sobbing

I felt a little bad for her, but that was almost ten years ago

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

kek. germany in sissy hypno thread. sweden admits to browsing sissy hypno thread.

you can't make this up.

>he's paying the ticket with his refugee bux
>basically you are paying his ticket

>Be 4am, lights come in nightclub
>Everyone pours outside, shitfaces, talking about going to get food cos thats what drunk people do
>Everyone mingling and not getting into taxis, waiting for someone to say they have a party for everyone to go to
>All of a sudden hear girl crying
>Nigger started touching up extremely drunk chick
>girls shouting in this apes face
>I watch with smug face
>Suddenly chimpout and shoves the girls face, heels on she falls and bangs her head off the concrete
>enraged i grabbed his shoulder and pushed so he would be facing me
>throw my head forward with the force of ten men and smack the chin off him, takin a teeth or two out in the process
>police wagon was across the street
>saw the whole thing
>i shit myself
>about to run
>realise too drunk
>cops get out
>take my details
>take me home
>before getting out they tell me i did the right thing, just leave it to them next time
scotland is cucked, but godd amn those were 2 based cops

end you're life right now

> My racial prejudices were not adressed in the story
> What a shit story.

>2016
>newfags unironically doing this

Nah

A huge majority of white people who get killed by niggers are living in nigger towns/environments. They asked for it. Haven't seen a nigger in months.

keep up the good work swedebro. Your nation thanks you

meet up and fight

i would bet my house that one of you is shitskin untermencsh

But that's what you balkan niggers literally did. You pulled each other out of buses and shot each other into mass graves

Cz are realy happy about what you did.

GG.

yer a hard cunt

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Nice burn waffle bro

kek

>I-I'm normal!

>implying a smelly white roastie pig should be afforded any favors by based china
She sat where she belonged, kid

Most satisfying thing in the world is based cops backing you up.

>penis inspection day
>nurse said to go behind folding screen and there would be bowl with cold water
>idk what to do
>drink water
>mfw thats was water where everyone put their balls for nurse inspection

i'm not so that means he is

i knew you were swedish before i even looked at your flag

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i have experienced the same shit as OP (more than once) where sandniggers start mouthing off against the inspectors

the only reason the guy stayed cool was because of the 5 cops

Yes, we do. In Chicago , the capital, New York city, Los Angeles

Hahahaha story?

>Newfag

I was on here rooting for Ron Paul while you were probably still in high school

T. Italian mine worker

It's as if blue calms them down

Kek, I live in Borgerokko. Everytime they inspected the tickets about 10 guys got busted.

>end you are life right now
10/10

Is that a language?

>Be me
>Security officer for a large corporate building
>Dress code for nearly every office in the building is suit and tie
>African American waltzes through the door wearing hoop ball shorts and no shirt
>I get up and stop him
>"Excuse me sir, can I help you"
>--"Don't touch me I'm looking for the gym!"
>"There's no gym here sir. This is a place of business. Please leave."
>--"YOU CAN'T KICK ME OUT IM LOOKING FOR THE GYM!"
>Reach for my radio and ask for back up
>Tell front office to call the cops
>African American freaks out at me
>Rears back and takes a swing at me
>Gets my shoulder a little then turns to run
>A huge guy in a suit behind him clotheslines him
>He gets up
>Runs
>A lady pushes her rolling bag in front of his feet
>He falls hilariously
>Gets up
>Sprints face first into a glass window
>Falls over again
>Gets up really slowly this time
>Saunters out completely humiliated

>My coworker comes up to me
>Stands next to me
>"You know we have a gym right?"
>Tell him I do

10/10 would live life in belgium again

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waarom zijn alle wuften flikken in vlaanderen?

t. waal

>things that didn't happen

>What most likely happened
You didn't knock his teeth out therefore you are only prosecuted if the victim presses charges which he didn't

Either way you are a lying piece of shit trying to boost his e-penis on a vietnamese melanin trading forum

Well its not like you can get clean water in Russia anyway, right?

Last night I saw a gang of abos going to liquorland (Alcohol store)

They were shouting at eachother in their shitty language, something like this

>Ayy fud kajak ad e monayy aye
>Nah i fuckn hey aunty

They had a 7ish year old pushing a pram from kmart, there was a baby and a carton in it


Fucking degenerates.

>reacting to a black man by chimping out like a nigger
>thinks this makes him a superior white man


you burgers are delusional

>hurr durr in my country we shoot niggers !!1!1
>gets proven otherwise
>b-b-but those whites deserved it!

10/10 well memed

>going to a festival with some mates
>halfway through crossing town
>gotta piss, cross road, veer off to public toilets
>drunk abo out of fucking nowhere as soon as i leave the dunnies
>ey bhuzz ye got a duzz i kin ave off ye there ey yeh bhuzz (translation: gimme a ciggie cunt)
>dont smoke ciggies mate, can't help ya
>EY YEH DERE AY BHUZZ WHY AINT YA GARN GIMB ME A DUZZ BHAHH
>nah mate sorry cant help
>ROIGH YEH FUGGIN WHOITE MUTT AY WHY AIN YE BHUH SIGGARET
>have to sidestep this cunt and keep walking
>follows me all the way to the traffic lights
>dude in a shitbox car pulled up at the lights rolls his window down and yells LOOK OUT MATE THAT GOLLYWOGS GONNA GETCHA AHAHAHAH
>he fangs it off down the street when the lights go, and this didgeridindu fuck is screaming in pidgin english while he tries to chase the car all the way down the street

>two melanin-enriched descendants of egyptian royalty

Do explain. Seeing as keeping shirtless people out is literally my job I can't wait to hear your logic.

>be me in bus station
>assclown parks his grocery supply van in the bus station to supply his shitty small grocery store
>the bus makes the turn and aproaches the station
>he pulls in the station crushing the grocery van side driver mirror clean off using the metal area of the back of the bus where the engine is housed to not actually damage the bus
>I look at the bus driver right before he opens the bus doors and point at the van with a semi cringe look on my face
>he looks at me half smirking and yelling g as he opens the bus doors"HE CAN GO IN MY COCK"
>a wide stupid grin followed by a chuckle escapes my lips as I embark the bus knowing that van faggot got what he deserved

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>be female
>get on bus
>get gangbanged in every hole by muslims
>love it
>become their cum slut

best days of my life

i knocked his teeth out.

he spent the remainder of the weekend in the cells and got out on the monday morning.

he did nothing and said nothing afterwards. i've seen him since.

still a nigger.

heh... maybe you are too..

heh

nothin personnel kid

Anyone else feel like this story, and this thread has been a pivotal moment in their life? It's so inspiring and thought provoking. I'll never be the same.

>two melanin-enriched descendants of egyptian royalty enter, speaking in mudlanguage

>be 10 year old me riding bikes with brother by the lake
>nigger and spic steal our bikes by force
>during their getaway one eats shit and faceplants when the tube pops out and wraps around the forks
>gives us enough time to flag down a passing cop and they get arrested

Du bör hängas.

t-thanks

>throw my head forward with the force of ten men and smack the chin off him
Glassgie kiss, star'n practice ya gadgey

Talking with delusional people who more than likely have literal holes in their brains never really worked out for me, my man. You can start by tackling your inferiority complex and maybe start with some daily meditation.

Fucking indians go home

Here you dont get on the bus without money.

im a white girl

Literally every decent sized city in america has public transport

Then tits or gtfo innit