>Be me >Sit on bus >Brown kid sits down in front of me >Thinking "view ruined" >Two stops later all the doors go open at once >It's a fucking huge ticket inspection >5 inspectors jump on >Check every ticket >5 police officers show up outside >Shit just got real >Brown kid comes up >Something is wrong >"Give me your ID" >"I lost it" >Fucking typical >Guy is visibly annoyed, escorts him off and hands him over to the police >They tell him to calm down >He probably got a 50 euro ticket >I get checked >No problems >My view is restored >All is well
>his country is so shitty they actually issue tickets on buses
Colton Ross
It was satisfying, you twat, not amazing
Brody Wood
Don't they do that in America?
Cameron Flores
>be sitting on bus in tolerant liberal city >two open seats on the bus, both window side >one is next to crazed Indian looking guy who smells weird and looks homeless >other is next to middle aged Chinese women >white college girl gets on bus >looks at Chinese lady desperately to ask her if she can sit in seat >Chinese woman points at Indian man seat >college girl practically in tears and Indian man smiles as she walks on top/against him to get to inside seat
Chinks are inhuman
Jaxson Kelly
Lets meet at Citadelpark just so I can bash your teeth in for telling such a shit story you fucking twat
Isaac Thompson
I am very much aware of the shittyness
I'm always irritated by something when I'm in Ghent
Elijah Rodriguez
He got on the next bus, no problem
Asher Brown
>be on train in germany on the way to berlin >sit alone in a cabin reading a book >suddenly two melanin-enriched descendants of egyptian royalty enter, speaking in mudlanguage >annoyed my peace and quiet has been broken >they start talking to me and asking me where I'm from >tell them I'm swedish >they just come out and say they're going to illegally immigrate into sweden and that they're originally from ethiopia >tell them that's great, I wish them well >exit cabin >go to police officers >tell them exactly what these dumb nignogs told me >the cops follow me to the cabin and proceed to interrogate the nignogs while I sit and read my book >nignogs admit they were arrested in the czech republic >cops instantly tell them they'll have to come with them to the station and they'll be sent back to the czech republic as soon as the train stops in Berlin
I did my part to stop the invasion
Asher Stewart
America doesn't have public transport.
Jordan Lee
Wait a minute.... did I misunderstand? Did you just tell a story about government officials stopping a bus and demanding everyone's papers?
Samuel Allen
Fuck you, the whole city is shitty, including that rapehole!
Isaiah Lopez
You need a ticket in prety much every country in europe
Robert James
ITT: Sup Forums takes public transport.
Matthew Smith
Who the fuck asks some one to sit next to them??
Caleb Thompson
Europeans often use ticket honor systems; if you get on a bus in the states they'll check your ticket as you get on. It's a random check there.
Hudson James
Ah, I see.
Daniel Allen
>SWEDEN NO!
But seriously, good work.
Tyler Walker
>that weird smelly german autist who says "twat" a lot
I saw you posting ur dick on /soc/ earlier in a sissy hypno thread. Go back there
Kevin Bailey
>be me >sit on bus >penis inspection day
Nolan Peterson
Tickets
Only ID's if you didn't have one.
Also, the story was more abou how I didn't have to look at the back of a brown kid because the police took him off.
Pure satisfaction
Sebastian Reed
it gets asked very often here even tho 99% say yes it is rude to not ask and just sit
Ryan Gray
Window seat, she was asking the woman whether she could get past her to the seat.
Zachary Stewart
> go to Belgium > survive terrorist attack (6th one this week) > still covered in dust and ashes > take bus home > there's some acne ridden autist sitting behind me, smells like a jizz rag > ticket inspection on next line, mfw lost my wallet > got a 50eur fine > had to walk through Little Beirut to get home > worst day ever
Grayson Howard
sarcasm is a cunts game, son.
Jaxon Clark
Yeah its shitty we issue tickets instead of shooting each other on public transport XD
Jaxon Roberts
>A nigger gets kicked off a bus >My country is so cucked that I think this is a big deal >better go tell Sup Forums
In my country we shoot them.
don't you have a mosque youre forced to attend or something? Go away. Seeing your countries flag makes me sad/angry.
Ethan Thomas
I can live with that
It is the place to run into migrants that act unruly
Noah Moore
the worst
i usually had those when i was in elementary school
Kayden Hughes
If you use public transport, you pay a small fee (1.8eur if you use a text-ticket) and you can use it for an hour. Theoretically, the bus driver should check if you have a ticket. But nobody gives a shit and gets on the bus without showing the ticket, so they do random checks (no government officials though). Just uniformed guys from the public transport company who check tickets for a living.
Since they aren't cops, they can't arrest people, so it seems that they sometime include cops with the checks so people can't run away. I have never seen cops accompanied by ticket checkers though
Cameron Scott
The ticket system in germany is actually pretty based and way more efficient than coin drops or turnstiles. Keeps the buses rolling on time with little to no time wasted.
The fines for non-payment are high enough to be several bus rides and the chances of getting caught and having to pay more than you would if you actually paid for a real bus ride is high.
Ot at least it was like this when I was visiting family in Hannover.
Jackson Cooper
fucking kill you're self op
Grayson Peterson
>sit on bus >brown kid comes on >sits in front me >I mind my own business and keep reading because I'm not a moron >eventually at my stop >get off the bus >no problems >my view is restored >all is well
Wow
John Gonzalez
I'm a fucking retard and just assumed germany for some reason. Maybe Belgium is similar.
William Perez
>tfw i live in the middle of comfy rural nowhere >city is 99% white >1% is some poles or something >Sup Forums is my primary source of triggering
i should probably stop coming here.
Connor Bennett
>be me >sit on bus > it's actually a ''some loud gyppos gets beaten for listening to music " episode.
You can believe what you want, there are a lot of normal people on Sup Forums
Camden Davis
>In my country we shoot them.
more like you get shot by them, despite them being a small part of the population
Owen Clark
i at least expected the brown guy to throw a hissy fit or something
shit story
Christopher Fisher
>fucking kill you are self
10/10
Jack James
>Be me 14 years old >Taking the bus with friend >Fat black women seated nearby >For some unrelated reason, we make monkey noises >Fat nigress think we mock her and start yelling >Bus driver tell her to shut up or gtfo >She actually shut up and start sobbing
I felt a little bad for her, but that was almost ten years ago
Jason Wood
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
Mason Cooper
kek. germany in sissy hypno thread. sweden admits to browsing sissy hypno thread.
you can't make this up.
Levi Campbell
>he's paying the ticket with his refugee bux >basically you are paying his ticket
Aiden Hill
>Be 4am, lights come in nightclub >Everyone pours outside, shitfaces, talking about going to get food cos thats what drunk people do >Everyone mingling and not getting into taxis, waiting for someone to say they have a party for everyone to go to >All of a sudden hear girl crying >Nigger started touching up extremely drunk chick >girls shouting in this apes face >I watch with smug face >Suddenly chimpout and shoves the girls face, heels on she falls and bangs her head off the concrete >enraged i grabbed his shoulder and pushed so he would be facing me >throw my head forward with the force of ten men and smack the chin off him, takin a teeth or two out in the process >police wagon was across the street >saw the whole thing >i shit myself >about to run >realise too drunk >cops get out >take my details >take me home >before getting out they tell me i did the right thing, just leave it to them next time scotland is cucked, but godd amn those were 2 based cops
Colton Howard
end you're life right now
Nathan Russell
> My racial prejudices were not adressed in the story > What a shit story.
Jeremiah Rogers
>2016 >newfags unironically doing this
Landon Green
Nah
A huge majority of white people who get killed by niggers are living in nigger towns/environments. They asked for it. Haven't seen a nigger in months.
Bentley Adams
keep up the good work swedebro. Your nation thanks you
Nathan Fisher
meet up and fight
i would bet my house that one of you is shitskin untermencsh
Bentley Carter
But that's what you balkan niggers literally did. You pulled each other out of buses and shot each other into mass graves
Tyler Williams
Cz are realy happy about what you did.
GG.
Jayden Phillips
yer a hard cunt
Angel Stewart
...
Nolan Nguyen
Nice burn waffle bro
Evan Gray
kek
>I-I'm normal!
>implying a smelly white roastie pig should be afforded any favors by based china She sat where she belonged, kid
Caleb Hall
Most satisfying thing in the world is based cops backing you up.
Zachary Anderson
>penis inspection day >nurse said to go behind folding screen and there would be bowl with cold water >idk what to do >drink water >mfw thats was water where everyone put their balls for nurse inspection
Logan Morales
i'm not so that means he is
Ryan Gomez
i knew you were swedish before i even looked at your flag
Juan Wilson
...
Lincoln Morris
i have experienced the same shit as OP (more than once) where sandniggers start mouthing off against the inspectors
the only reason the guy stayed cool was because of the 5 cops
Landon Miller
Yes, we do. In Chicago , the capital, New York city, Los Angeles
Evan Thompson
Hahahaha story?
Noah Gray
>Newfag
I was on here rooting for Ron Paul while you were probably still in high school
Gabriel Richardson
T. Italian mine worker
Liam Moore
It's as if blue calms them down
Dylan Sullivan
Kek, I live in Borgerokko. Everytime they inspected the tickets about 10 guys got busted.
Juan James
>end you are life right now 10/10
Zachary Cook
Is that a language?
Gavin Thompson
>Be me >Security officer for a large corporate building >Dress code for nearly every office in the building is suit and tie >African American waltzes through the door wearing hoop ball shorts and no shirt >I get up and stop him >"Excuse me sir, can I help you" >--"Don't touch me I'm looking for the gym!" >"There's no gym here sir. This is a place of business. Please leave." >--"YOU CAN'T KICK ME OUT IM LOOKING FOR THE GYM!" >Reach for my radio and ask for back up >Tell front office to call the cops >African American freaks out at me >Rears back and takes a swing at me >Gets my shoulder a little then turns to run >A huge guy in a suit behind him clotheslines him >He gets up >Runs >A lady pushes her rolling bag in front of his feet >He falls hilariously >Gets up >Sprints face first into a glass window >Falls over again >Gets up really slowly this time >Saunters out completely humiliated
>My coworker comes up to me >Stands next to me >"You know we have a gym right?" >Tell him I do
Jaxon Roberts
10/10 would live life in belgium again
Kevin Davis
...
Ethan Edwards
waarom zijn alle wuften flikken in vlaanderen?
t. waal
Daniel Price
>things that didn't happen
>What most likely happened You didn't knock his teeth out therefore you are only prosecuted if the victim presses charges which he didn't
Either way you are a lying piece of shit trying to boost his e-penis on a vietnamese melanin trading forum
Josiah Murphy
Well its not like you can get clean water in Russia anyway, right?
Daniel James
Last night I saw a gang of abos going to liquorland (Alcohol store)
They were shouting at eachother in their shitty language, something like this
>Ayy fud kajak ad e monayy aye >Nah i fuckn hey aunty
They had a 7ish year old pushing a pram from kmart, there was a baby and a carton in it
Fucking degenerates.
Jackson Gomez
>reacting to a black man by chimping out like a nigger >thinks this makes him a superior white man
you burgers are delusional
Oliver Ramirez
>hurr durr in my country we shoot niggers !!1!1 >gets proven otherwise >b-b-but those whites deserved it!
10/10 well memed
Chase Martin
>going to a festival with some mates >halfway through crossing town >gotta piss, cross road, veer off to public toilets >drunk abo out of fucking nowhere as soon as i leave the dunnies >ey bhuzz ye got a duzz i kin ave off ye there ey yeh bhuzz (translation: gimme a ciggie cunt) >dont smoke ciggies mate, can't help ya >EY YEH DERE AY BHUZZ WHY AINT YA GARN GIMB ME A DUZZ BHAHH >nah mate sorry cant help >ROIGH YEH FUGGIN WHOITE MUTT AY WHY AIN YE BHUH SIGGARET >have to sidestep this cunt and keep walking >follows me all the way to the traffic lights >dude in a shitbox car pulled up at the lights rolls his window down and yells LOOK OUT MATE THAT GOLLYWOGS GONNA GETCHA AHAHAHAH >he fangs it off down the street when the lights go, and this didgeridindu fuck is screaming in pidgin english while he tries to chase the car all the way down the street
Kevin Martin
>two melanin-enriched descendants of egyptian royalty
Joshua Reed
Do explain. Seeing as keeping shirtless people out is literally my job I can't wait to hear your logic.
Angel Bailey
>be me in bus station >assclown parks his grocery supply van in the bus station to supply his shitty small grocery store >the bus makes the turn and aproaches the station >he pulls in the station crushing the grocery van side driver mirror clean off using the metal area of the back of the bus where the engine is housed to not actually damage the bus >I look at the bus driver right before he opens the bus doors and point at the van with a semi cringe look on my face >he looks at me half smirking and yelling g as he opens the bus doors"HE CAN GO IN MY COCK" >a wide stupid grin followed by a chuckle escapes my lips as I embark the bus knowing that van faggot got what he deserved
Dylan Powell
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Christopher Bennett
>be female >get on bus >get gangbanged in every hole by muslims >love it >become their cum slut
best days of my life
Adam Morgan
i knocked his teeth out.
he spent the remainder of the weekend in the cells and got out on the monday morning.
he did nothing and said nothing afterwards. i've seen him since.
still a nigger.
heh... maybe you are too..
heh
nothin personnel kid
Hudson Wood
Anyone else feel like this story, and this thread has been a pivotal moment in their life? It's so inspiring and thought provoking. I'll never be the same.
Samuel Reyes
>two melanin-enriched descendants of egyptian royalty enter, speaking in mudlanguage
Leo Myers
>be 10 year old me riding bikes with brother by the lake >nigger and spic steal our bikes by force >during their getaway one eats shit and faceplants when the tube pops out and wraps around the forks >gives us enough time to flag down a passing cop and they get arrested
Anthony Watson
Du bör hängas.
Cameron Morgan
t-thanks
David Turner
>throw my head forward with the force of ten men and smack the chin off him Glassgie kiss, star'n practice ya gadgey
Brandon Nelson
Talking with delusional people who more than likely have literal holes in their brains never really worked out for me, my man. You can start by tackling your inferiority complex and maybe start with some daily meditation.
Jacob Green
Fucking indians go home
Josiah Bell
Here you dont get on the bus without money.
Owen Green
im a white girl
Caleb Wilson
Literally every decent sized city in america has public transport