What's on level 7?

What's on level 7?

It's where he jerks off

The real Bruce Wayne's prison.

his spank bank

His porn.

His parents, alive.

Lazarus Pit

I like these.

An all you can eat nacho buffet

Damaged Superman android repaired and retooled into a sexbot. It's lead lined and soundproof and everything in case Clark gets nosy.

Where he keeps the spare Jokers. Once one dies he's gotta activate another

What about the guy who built the elevator?

How the fuck didnt Wayne Manor not fucking cave in during its or the batcave's construction

Its where he keeps his plan to kill God if God ever goes bad, its super secret and took him years of off panel preptime to set up.

rape dolphins.

Build the elevator first, fill with secrets later

You don't think people who make an effort to build bunkers know how to reinforce the structure?

The bigger question is where Bruce gets all the power to keep things running.

His parents' frozen heads.

Probably siphons power from Wayne-owned power plants

I would like to think ge has a system with hydropowe for both the cave and manor

High tech ultra efficient bat generators

>implying
BATMAN DOES NOT EAT NACHOS

No, that'd leave a paper trail.
Probably has some tech nobody knows about running everything.

Comic book collection, from Superboy Prime's universe. That's the secret to preptime, he just reads ahead in his own story and then just pretends to be super smart.

batman would really make more sense in a sci-fi setting where construction/maintenance robots were thematically passable

Is there a problem officer?

Say it's for his panic rooms and sex dungeons. Perfectly reasonable for a billionaire.

>Say it's for his panic rooms and sex dungeons.
That hardly accounts for the amount of power that he's probably using.
He's got dozens of monitors, a super computer, lights everywhere, security systems, probably camera's all over the manor and cave actively watching all the time.

I really like this idea.

His parents' bodies or some sort of morbid display like that. The kind of thing that'd make everybody assume he's too far gone.

All of that, sans security, can be shut off when he isn't using it substantially lowering the power cost. On the other hand he can offset this by having tons of power hungry billionaire luxuries in the mansion, but never actually use them. Auditors would assume he just left his four movie theaters running while his eight heated Olympic swimming pools maintained themselves and he insisted on blasting the AC in every room of the mansion.

The real question is why wayne manor hasn't fallen down a sinkhole yet

You can't sink any lower than Gotham.

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It's where Master Bruce keeps his dead wives.

some sort of masturbatory shrine dedicated partially to all his lovers, but all at once, so theres a leather suit there from catwoman, some idk sand or some shit to remind him of thalia, all the letters the wayne bimbos like vicki vale and that julie girl, and of course some lipstick from you know who

The crater of Coast city would love to disagree

It's where Batman keeps his pony figures.

Robots designed to mimic his parents.

Bruce's porn collection or his sex dungeon.

his childhood possessions, toys, photos, clothes of his and parents. Litterally everything,
nothing is too minor. He doesn't go very often might even spend years away from it. But then once in a blue moon he will take the elevator down and be Batman, not be Bruce Wayne, just Bruce.

He doesn't do anything creepy, like try on his old clothes, or his dad clothes or some shit. Just basks in what was his old life. I suspect he even breaks his cold hard demeanor and just lets himself take in any emotions that he feels while down there.

the real questions is, sauce? and is there anything that has this actually in it?

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Steals the neighbors power and wi-fi?

The bodies of the people who built the batcave.

Batgirl's panties.

What exactly does wayne enterprise do exactly? What is their core mission?

That could be a decent story.

Why are you bringing Wayne Enterprise into this?
We're talking about the Batcave(tm).

Charlie: Well, Frank, I’m a little confused about one thing.
Frank: What’s that?
Charlie: Who pays for all this?
Frank: What do you mean, who pays for it? The company pays for it.
Charlie: All right, well, then here’s my second question: What does Wayne Enterprise make?
Frank: What do you mean? Like how much money does the company make?
Charlie: Oh, no, I mean…what do we make?
Frank: I don’t follow. We make money.
Charlie: No, I know we make money. I mean, what do we create?
Frank: We create wealth.