Does anyone on Sup Forums actually have a good job or go to a good school or is a competitive athlete or has any other...

Does anyone on Sup Forums actually have a good job or go to a good school or is a competitive athlete or has any other impressive accomplishments?

Is anyone here actually successful?

My uni is the first/second in the country, at least

my uni is the 17nth in the country, and I wasn't the first of my class
so no

What do you study?

My great uncle who is CEO got me a job at Silicon International Limited in Hong Kong he was also the Minister of Police in Israel I am moving up in this world baby!

Economics and Business

I don't get your point

My uni is not even within the top fifty in the state. :( But my brother went to the state's best college and topped our high secondary school in maths.

I studied law, but I don't work in the field.
I own a business, but I don't make enough money to sustain myself yet.
I do multiple martial arts, but I suck at them.

My future has potential, but I'm not there yet.

Good for you :( maybe I'll study some day too instead of being a brainlet even though I know my attitude is reason I'm unsuccessful

Eh I'm not that great of a student, I just hope in a comfy life, and studying economics here in a public uni is suicide

Not successful by any means, but I haven't been completely worthless I guess. I did an enlistment in the marines and I go to school for finance now. The school isn't particularly well-known nationally. However, it does have good connections with the businesses in my medium sized town.

*Eh, medium-sized was an overstatement. 250K

I know I am not, and slowly but surely as I become more and more of a failure, the more I shitpost racist trash. Such is life.

Why don't you work to improve then?

Improve what? What more could I be doing?

What are you trying to achieve? I don't really know im unsuccessful too but lately things have been getting better

Oh I am trying. But I will occasionally have periods where I fail and spiral, will I post stupid shit online. I have just noticed that I become more intolerant the less well I am doing in my real life. Thought I would share that. Thanks for asking though.

Don't you lot only have one uni?

I'm married, employed, and live a pretty decent life. I think there are probably more anons on this board who are like me than there are legit /r9k/ cases. Le Sup Forums basement virgin is just a meme.

I'm not complaining, I'm pretty content with my life. Once I'm done with school I'll be ready for my coast into retirement.

There are actually quite a few. But in some fields only a handful actually matters if you want to find a job

Is it just a matter of the depressed people being much more vocal than successful people here then? Since naturally they'd make way more threads.

Yeah, and it's fun to fuck with them

So is neetposting partly a meme by employed people?

Bocconiano schifoso

Nah, sono Luissino lol

Portabello pizzaoli

yeah, I model, work at CNRS while also somtimes achieving spy missions, I study philosophy and japanese, pilot helicopters and am master at jiukwondo, which I do not hesitate to use on those dim witted enough to fuel my wrath instead of fearing it

are you a guatemalan me?
the only difference is that I just shitpost, not only racist trash

I got my pilots license, I think that's pretty cool. Not just my private license, but I got my multi-engine and IFR rating too. Medical issues with my kidneys stopped me from getting my commercial license though, so now I just work on planes for 65k a year. It's less stressful and I don't have to pretend to be a cool confident chadlad.
>how do you know if someone is a pilot
>because he will tell you

Girl?

Normie? Out?

I do volunteer work to just fill in my resume cause I've been unemployed for so long

I've been assuming that to be the case

OP is literally asking for normies, obviously some will show up. I'm still a virgin at 23 so I can't be that normal.