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Brady edition

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Good edition

I want to FUCK this man.
no.,,no wait...I want HIM to FUCK ME!!

>you will never be tom brady
Just end my miserable existence.

>286
>bradyfag
Yeah, I guess that was to be expected

tfw will never have supermodel wife

Kys, hypercucks

desu my GF's ass is nicer than his wife's ass

had to do overtime you guys

didn't ask
-> don't care either

holy fuck how long does this Superbowl thing go on for? did Brady's team win or not or is it so going.

Bunch of weak-chinned, milk-faced, limp-wristed faggots ITT

Should've joined a union.

superb owl is on sunday bud

Definitely should've joined a union.

Unions are for pussies

What's your excuse, America?

Will never cease to amaze me when my coworkers willingly ask for overtime.
"soo uh should we come in on saturday this week?"
It's not like we get it paid either lol fucking wageycucks to the core.
yeah sure we can take it as paid off time later on but who gives a shit.
give me more money or fuck right off

i work to pay rent and succ some toes in asia, not gonna spend 6 days a week in that fucking company.

I really can't imagine anything gayer than being a fan of br*dy and fantasizing about being "gronked" while belichick deflates your balls.

>"""Zando"""
America is not for you.

do you often imagine gay things?

>he doesn't want to be gronked

Really want Gronks BWC in my bp desu

only when I witness someone who would gladly be br*dy's cockslave

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the gf

Oh, dear.

just played the lottery for the first time in my life

should i win the 90 million jackpot i will visit every single one of you and heem tf out of your lives

heem my bp instead

You don't stand a chance, you Nazi scum.

Thoughts on these eggs?

they look kind of gross desu

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damn she btfo her SO HARD haha

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only 46 gigs of bandwidth left this month

thats not even 100 pornos

...

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I'm feeling American right now and there is nothing you can do to stop me

you're french though

>do everything right except not go back to sleep and miss my classes
granted, it probably wasn't that important but i don't want to fail again

Local wendys is out of water

tfw this is the darkest timeline

what was everything else you did right?

Sooo... what’s up guys?

Sucking mah dick hahaha

whats up cana?

Bought menthol ciggs. Pretty good stuff

stop smoking

Sleeping with bae

Never

When I write I write in a mixture of cursive and normal

cursive comes much more naturally for me but most people can't read it

not much, you?

why are people reading your handwritten notes

Don’t you fucking dare bitch

I repair things and people need to be able to see what I did

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America is my gf

Hope McDonald's does this deal again

I'll be getting TWO (2) of these bad boys

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Tom Brady would never eat any of that

>wake up
>chill for 3 hours
>lunch time
>time to play games
>night time
>drunk time

sup buds

Tom brady? More like tom drainy

>wake up
>eat the only food that makes me regularly poop (pic related)
>take out garbage and recycling
>clean up my apartment building a little bit
>send in my time sheet for the month so I can get paid for doing almost nothing
>look up laptops so I can get my mommy a new laptop because she deserves it and more

America I have a question for you. will you be my gf?

only if ur a girl

Hey hey hey she’s mine!!!

thanks for being my gf :3

H-hey.....

shhh now

going to go poop will keep you updated on the details

It was a nice clean poop

Going for a smoke. Keep me updated on that poop

listening to rammstein rn

>I listen to metal

Nice

Those are the best ones

listening to grimes

Good deal

ewww
i do think art angels is decent tho

brainlet post

Is it unethical to shit in handicapped stalls? They're so spacious and comfy

no, they're not designated for only handicapped people
it is unethical to take the stall if the others are open, however

there are so few handicapped people you may as well

i always park in handicap spaces because they're literally always empty

handicaps are like 0.0000000001% of the population yet are like 10% of parking spaces and bathrooms

They were all open...

if you don't like visions then seriously kys

>I always park in handicap spaces because theyre literally always empty

looks like you accidentally added a line after quoting my post- wait you do that every fucking time
kys

...

does

this

bother

you

that

much?

Wish I had a bidet rn
This is a messy shit

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WHITES BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

was going to do a post but i forgot what it was supposed to be
its just gonna have to be itself

thinking of doing a sleep

take a dirt nap

Finished all the chores I needed to get done, picked out the laptop im going to get my mom, balanced my checking account

now its time to smoke some canabis and play video games and work out inbetween queues

life is GOOD

>now its time to smoke some canabis

Why are Europeans like this?

guilt

Is the russian hacking meme still alive?

>Metal? Not a fan.

>2018
>listening to cuckmusique
Damn.