/tpg/ Twin Peaks General

The Chair Edition

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first for forceful fingerfucking of the earholes

FIRST FOR CHARLOTTE BEST GIRL

:c

david lunch lol

>"This is the girl"
>"This the water, and this is the well"
>"This is the chair"

Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

KINO

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/tpg/ peaked during part 8 and the week after. Now these threads are shite.

I peaked in ur mum m8. >: D

garmonbozia

I peaked in my mum too. Want a threesome?

Should I pay money to fuck this hooker tonight?

How much money?

How much?

$150 for 30 min or $250 for an hour

This new serie is just a nonsense. There is barely any dialogue, and the "esoteric-weird-strange" feeling , that was well integrated in the first 2 series, is now so exagerated that has become close to ridiculous. I don't think I will stand 18 episodes.

Holy fuck no. That's way overpriced.

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>119
ONE ONE NINE

ahahaH
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Yes.

This picture makes me so hard.

The look in his eye, you just KNOW they banged.

Lynch is known to be THE most hung guy in Hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed The Log Lady's pussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with Lynch barely able to force it past the knob, and The Log Lady moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Lynch's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria.

I like that.

Why is she so perfect?

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>Junkie
>Perfect
Sort your life out user.

Usually I pay only 80 for a hh and 160 for more but the girl I usually see is in full junkie mode so I stopped seeing her. I've heard good things about this girl and that she lowers price for regulars.

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I'd fuck anything at this point

HELLO REDD!T

Says you? You just have poor taste

R A R E
A
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>nofeet
>nodick
Dropped

LET'S FUCK
I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES

sauce?

Heres another photo

She's cute tho.

My dad works for Showtime

LAURA? FUCK THAT SHIT
PIT RASH SKY FERREIRA

lol

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Laura is the one.

Junkies are the only ones whose standards are low enough to fuck me.

COOPER FLEW THE COOP

Is that next episode?
Shit's gonna get real.

kek

How does this confirm he doesn't come back exactly? The lyrics are sad?

DON'T LOOK AT ME FUCKER

Fuck me! Best Donna has perfect tits

And Episode 12 is Let's Rock
If anything is going to continue in the vein of episode 8 it's gonna be that one

forgot pic

The good Tarantino is in the lodge and he can't leave. Write it in your diary

Plz answer

this has been exposed as a hoax so many times

The good tarantino is stuck in 1997

>not wanting a Junkie girlfriend that lays in bed all day and completely relies on you and also looks like Sky Ferreira
Gay

Daily reminder that the opening scene is set in future.

youtube.com/watch?v=QkXMnOLrN4M

No. Don't do it. Go to a bar and pick up women there.

Fuck that last girl I brought home from a bar smelled like vomit

Huh, the scenes are now labelled (1/40) as opposed to (1/20)

I was wondering what was going to happen since one of the scenes from episode 9 was 15/20, not leaving a lot left for the rest of the season.

How do you even do this, how does one even go up to and talk to girls irl

>"David Lynch has disappeared so far up his own ass that I have no desire to see another David Lynch movie until I hear something different"

Lmao, you reap what you sow.

It's monochrome, so it's set in the past, though.

>hey bby u wan sum fuck
>k
that easy

Tarantula really said that? Does he really have that little self awareness?

Dougie Coop doesn't have a pin on his suit.

What if the past is the future tho

So? Lodges don't care about no time linearity.

imagine being this guy and the only girl that ever visits you is the fucking slut of the town that is hungry for more

Yes, but the pin isn't there.

based lucnhposter lmfao

Calling it now The Giant is Cooper from the future. When Cooper asks him "where do you come from?" The Giant relies "the question is where have you gone?"

lol the giant calls him agent cooper

This guy gets it

This guy doesn't get it.

Isn't the Giant talking about the Lodge there?

david lurch lel

Dude fuck yes I love this shit though.

Hi fellows. I am from Minnesota and I am looking for

>a twin peaks buddy, male or female or whatever gender you call yourself

What should we do?

>we could watch new episodes together
>rewatch the old episode/movie together
>read and explore books
>maybe roleplay or have daily twin peaks quests

Who's in the area or neighboring states and willing to do this let me know so I could give a skype username.

Dougiecoop looked so young here, now he looks so old.

DON'T LOOK AT KYLE'S CHIN

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sorry mate i live too far away but i will have a twin peaks wedding where im gonna be dressed as coop and my bride will be dressed like audrey so were gonna make it up for the historical unjustice of not making them the official tp couple

>roleplay
what do you mean by this

Why is she so CUTE?

That's an awesome idea, I do favor Coop/Audrey as a couple, too.

For example, you be Agent Cooper and I be Sheriff Truman and we call eachother like that, pretend to be them, go out and make it like we're solving crimes or whatever.

I live in St. Paul but you sound a lil fruity my man

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I shouldn't have watched Twin Peaks The Return, everything else seems like shit

I'm watching the prince of darkness right now and can't finish it

>JAMES, THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT SCENE, CAN YOU DIG IT?

I don't give a fuck about Audrey, I want to see Monica Bellucci, I guess she'll be in "Silencio" scene.

After I watched The Return, David Lynch had disappeared so far up his own ass that I just hope he dies at this point and you know I really loved him

CUTE

I'm actually in Duluth, want to exchange contact info?

lol

>halfway through
>only had 1 scene
Has James been LYNCHED?

I'm a woman (born male though. xp) Can I roleplay as Audrey?

is the penis feminine?

kek
James hangs out with a wimp.