I don't ship them. I don't want them to be in a romantic relationship. I just want them both to be happy

I don't ship them. I don't want them to be in a romantic relationship. I just want them both to be happy.

I want them to overcome their problems and be friends. Is that so much to ask?

Jasper doesn't seem capable of anything close to emotional stability. None of the quartzes do, really.

>I want them to overcome their problems and be friends. Is that so much to ask?
That's probably what will happen but they'll never fuse again.

I'd rather this pair with the potential for angry sex than Lapis being shipping with a literal child autistic green gem.

inb4
>there will be a jasper redemption arc
>jasper will become emotionally stable
>jasper and lapis will be walking arround permafused like garnet
>the fusion will look more "human" after they both become emotionally stable

Post yfw Alexandrite is getting fucking rekt by the Diamonds, only to be saved by Malachite.

This was the dumbest episode yet. There was some vague subtlety before this, but they've just given up all together now.

I don't know, there was subtlety a lot of people seemed to miss, because despite being huge and pushy, Jasper was mostly the abusee instead of the abuser, and just grew to be really into it while Lapis didn't like the kind of person she became.

>but they'll never fuse again.

But Malachite was cute
CUTE!

>gay shit
man , no wonder i dropped this shit so hard after they introduce peridork

I like how this episode will provide fresh fuel for tons of Lapis domming Jasper art

Good point, this.

HAHAHA this just yes

Huh, you're right. I can't believe I missed that.

But Jasp is ded

Why does is look like they're about to kiss?

So like, Is it gonna end up that Jasper reports this to homeworld, and they cast her out because fusion between different gems is blasphemous?

that's so lewd, I thought this is a kids show

LOOK AT THIS SUBTLE METAPHOR!

this. She more or less told Lapis she would be "good" and not fight her this time, which is why Lapis had to force her down (which Lapis admitted she enjoyed doing) in the first place. So when they fused they could both enjoy the power it gave them right off the bat.

>Hating Lapidot

Lesbians need this shit hammered into them because of the disproportionate amount of abuse that goes on in lesbian relationships.

Man, who would've figured Jasper to be a bottom?

What's the point of giving yourself a fat ass if you're incapable of sex?

I love that they're just going to keep removing Jasper from the show in such blatant ways. First she just so happens to fucking fall in a crevice, and then when she finally gets out, she get's blasted into the stratosphere.

Like holy shit, just crush her gem already.

SHe simply got stockholed. Being mind melted for six month does something like that to you

This WebM shows exactly what a fucked up person Jasper is, it's abusive and pleading at the same time.

Reminds me of the rapey father in "Bastard out of Carolina"

Pillow.

>the ground shake when she kneels

no idea why but this makes the moment so much stronger

Why have all the serious episodes so far this season been some heavy handed "NO MEANS NO" story?

Lesbian relationships do have a higher probability of domestic violence.

So is Water Waifu evil again?

phat spanxs

teaching kids about abusive relationships is important I guess

So Jasper is Broly right?

>ppl are shipping your birthstone with worse gem

what

What kind of kid is going to get the unlying "message"?

most kids learn about terrible relationships through their parents

>if it seems unhealthy to you then you should let it go
I don't know, that seemed really obvious and easy to get. It was a bit forced but at least it was better than the filler episodes.

I bet Jasper lovers also fap to rape porn.

well you got me.

really senpai?

stop

I still believe...

...

you and i are friends now

how dumb do you have to be to miss that? It was fucking obvious

okay but the answer there is give men a shot

No because men are statistically still more likely to abuse and murder then women.

So the answer is...4ever alone.

I think you are lost, buddy. Let me point you in the right thread.

Too bad unhealthy and abusive relationships are one of the hardest to get away from.

Lesbian relationships have the highest incidence of domestic violence, at least in the US.

Gay male relationships actually have the lowest.

how long until jasper tries fusing with everything on the planet?

That's just because women consider every little fucking thing to be "domestic violence" and whine to the cops and get their partners arrested over every damn thing while men just let things slide

Two times the women two times the calls to the cops over every little fucking thing

same. I'm bi, but the complete lack of subtlety in some of the newer episodes is really off putting. Like, we get it, they're lesbians. We get it, you're trying to act like an anime. We get it, you're appealing to the Tumblr millennial fanbase. We get it etc. etc. etc.

what's your point? Lesbian relationships are still statistically the most volatile pairing of any sexuality.

My point is they're not really, two dudes in a relationship can get in a scrap and laugh and blow it off afterwards, two chicks in a relationship have a little hair pulling and boom cops and lawyers are involved, all bitches are just sensitive pussies. And men are better at shutting their bitches up about it and getting them not to call the cops than other bitches are.

A straight chick whines to the pigs, her man will break her jaw for real. A dyke whines, her dyke gf just lets it happen and winds up behind bars. Stupid cunts. That's why no sane bloke fucks a cunt.

Jasper is irredeemable
Anyone who likes her is a delusional femdom weirdo

>two dudes in a relationship can get in a scrap and laugh and blow it off afterwards, two chicks in a relationship have a little hair pulling and boom cops and lawyers are involved


that's not volatile in comparison?

>how long until jasper tries fusing with everything on the planet?
two days

>t. Jasper×Lapizfag

>and blow it off afterwards

Literally.

>blow it off afterwards
hot

The problem isn't dykes, it's all women, women who don't know their place even more. Women: not even once.

What about liking jasper and maledom?

George Lucas syndrome, now that it's popular Sugar feels comfortable putting more of herself into the show without worrying about mass appeal, unfortunately Sugar isn't that interesting of a person.

Jasper as a regular character would be great.

>Lapis will continue to be a cunt to literally everyone who's not steven
>Crewniverse will continue to paint her as a woobie while having her be physically abusive to everyone
>She will never receive any form of comeuppance

Say what you will about this show but that is some fucking great animation. The emotion in both Jasper and Lapis is so realized.

I highly doubt Jasper will. I'm pretty sure the point of her character is to show how far down you can go. She'll probably be in worse and worse shape, each time she shows up.

For real, fuck Jasper. No one on the show literally cares about her, and at this point, she's disposable. She should be shattered.

I really hope for an episode where Lapis talks shit to her, she begs for her life and gets shattered. Then Lapis is portrayed in an unambigously bad light and even Steven starts doubting her for a while.

The butthurt would be seismic.

/r9k/ is the other way, pal

I'd agree if I wasn't certain they'd turn her into a rudderless crybaby instead of the ruthless Go Nagai villainess she started out as.

So Lapis is the strongest Gem by far in canon

She could take on a fusion and two gems with ease and punk Jasper and take out 5 rubies

>I want them to overcome their problems
well Lapis' primary problem is that Jasper raped her, so that's kind of a tall order

that's prettymuch 99% not how sexuality works. Unless it's that confused kid that doesn't know what they like, but those are proportionally pretty small in number and also just don't last long.

Are you people fucking 5? They outright said that exact shit in the dialogue. How are you missing shit in this blatant expositional writing?

Ha ha p-pure conjecture, totally unr-related, a complete boondoggle!

>Are you people fucking 5?
>he isn't five
>he's posting on my cartoon and comics board
I think I'm supposed to tell my mom if some guy like you shows up in one of my chatrooms, mister.

>not believing in Steven
>current year

>implying Steven doesn't want to shatter the shit out of Jasper
He's cold as shit to anyone who bothers his stable of tricks, and seeing as Lapis has almost superseded Connie as bottom bitch, Universe is out for blood.