Your country is only truly free if you can own pic related

Your country is only truly free if you can own pic related

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At least we have gunz... :'(

Relly makes uz dink

w8 you guys really cant own them?

They are incredibly expensive for very little amount of bad chocolate and an extremely cheap toy.

Nope, liberals branded them as a possible choking hazard.

They, can't own them because the retarded population eats the toys

get the fuck out

>putting inedible choking hazard in your food

european """education""", everyone

>bad chocolate
are you a faggot?

Our country allows them, we're not like Americans.

We can get them. Just under a different name since liberals are actually retarded.

Someone please make an ancap meme involving Kinder surprises

It comes in a big-ass capsule, but you wouldn't know that because you can't have them.

>Calling chocolate dangerous
>Allows guns
Kek, i'm all for gun rights but this is pretty retarded

It's against the law to have non-edible things in edible things.

>Being dumb to eat what's inside
You're either retarded or your parents must be retarded enough to let you near this as a baby

The new toys are garbage. I got a few for my nephew and it's like shitty 2 pieces figurines now.

I don't know about Kinder's but yes you can buy chocolate eggs with toys inside them in America, saw some at a Walmart recently.

>eats the choking hazard unless it's banned

really not a big deal getting them into burgerland, brought 3 with me from the UK.

gj customs

Hehe, you guys have to smuggle chocolate eggs into your country. Cucks.

I've had kinder. It's very sweet and has too much milk.

If a nigglet is so fucking dumb that it chokes to death on a bright plastic egg the size of a golf ball, maybe nature is just running it's course. Maybe mom should have been watching her retarded ape-child a little closer instead of throwing a kinder surprise at him and leaving to go cash in her food stamps for a fucking weave.

Also, I thought kinder surprise were okay in the US now?

No because stupid children will accidentally eat the non edible toy inside the chocolate.

>swallowing the whole fucking egg in one go

They vary quite wildly. I had one a couple months ago that turned into a massive fucking glider thing. Actually flew pretty well.

Bullshit. I just bought 2 kindereggs at a store in Seattle.

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checcmate burger

2013. faggot.

Kinder eggs were found to cause cancer recently. Enjoy your ass cancer, faggot

>thinking everything is food

American "education", everyone.

4 dollars for a kinder surprise wtfll

independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/kinder-chocolate-bars-found-contain-possible-carcinogens-germany-food-cause-cancer-riegel-a7120091.html

>The European Food Safety authority calls the chemical found in the chocolate as 'likely carcinogenic and mutagenic'

>carcinogenic
>mutagenic

Enjoy....

ironically, druggies swallow them to smuggle drugs:
liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/dramatic-fall-grace-kinder-egg-11670821

4 DOLLARS!?

4 fucking $ for this???

>4 dollars

literally black market price.

Instructuons unclear
Toy stuck in the throat
Chocolate up in the ass