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Mao Zedong edition

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Someone make a British culture new

neck

business idea: kill the poor.

why'd he do it, lads?

unironically need to get up at 05:45 to prepare for toil so will be heeding the advice of this post

This is what Americans believe

Maoism is Britain's future

Germans fucking rekt
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What accent is this

might get a donner wrap but i feel a bit embarassed going to the ethnicvan on my own

might go to the supermarket insteaf

strong romanian farmhands
weak sissy yorkshire farmer bois

his defence was that it was for research purposes

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knife

*affects the voice of an old tired african-american lady*
TOIL ON DA MORRAH
TOIIIILL ON DA MORRAH WAGEYS
TOIL GONNA TROUBLE DAT MORRAH

He was one of the best parts of The Thick of It before he got replaced by that unfunny cunt.

which one is the woman?

>i'm more over the break up than she is
>but i'm the one who would be okay with dating her again
Am I just retarded or does this not make sense? Surely if she's still thinking about the break up that much, she'd be more likely to want to get it going again?

britain CRIES out for socialism, so this is british culture

would honestly consider staying up to watch the superbowl to better understand yank culture IF it was on on a Saturday but I'm not facing toilberg's wrath on a Monday for the sake of it

You have one bullet, toilberg, landberg and you in the room. Who do you top off?

something runts do
>use pawn shops at all in their life
>use pawn shops especially to catch up on rent

isnt moaism a Chinese centered philosophy

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How are they so fucking smooth and dancy?

>dambusters reference

eternally shrekt

would love to cut up the former oneitis with this

Oxford runt.

its going to have to be landberg
at least i get weekends off from toilberg

myself of course

that Bannon lookalike feels like a one-off character not a lead

Langham's character was great, his deliveries perfect

even if you kill rentberg and toilberg, they still win

buying at the pawnshop is a good idea, can pick up cheap electronics and luxury goods

midterm toil in 2 weeks

they're all gay and dance a lot in their spare time

Yessum bawss i sho dun loves toilin' fo ya, bawss
I sho dun loves spennin all mah time workin' fo you kind ol massa toilsman. You so kind to me suh, givin me dis here work, thank you suh

I sho loves working suh yes suhree I loves it

And if i get tired bawss, i 'member just wat ya'll tell me!
If beez a good wagie now, den when im ol and tired and my body cant toil no mo, den when i close mah eyes and leave dis here green earth, it gone be lunch break all the time when i go up to wagey heaven yessum suh

this fucking ad haha

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group presentation toil next week
prof Toilberg will probs drop my grade over it

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wit ae fuckin phenomenal TOON

my toilsona

name: JUSTin Toilsworth
age: 27 (aged prematurely to 100 form years of incessant toil)
height: 5'10
likes: coming home from work, wanking, weekends, the prospect of peacefully dying in sleep, watching anime
dislikes: toil, toil, toilberg, his colleage Chad from toil, his mediocre paycheck, his financial obligations
skills: toiling, being obedient to toilberg, excelling at his low-prestige job, wasting his precious life in the office

Want to buy 400ml of vodka but that might not be enough to get drunk and 600 will surely leave me hungover

Dilemma

TOIL BECKONS

>it gone be lunch break all the time when i go up to wagey heaven

toil does not apply to uni you cretinous runts

It's modern-day slavery, you can say "we get paid" but it's not even enough to live

Frog fucks blown the fuck out too

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lol

Some boy racer just wrapped his shitty hatchback around a lamp post.
Howling. Will take pictures soon.

Why do you hate toil lads? Why not get a job you like

got a presentation to do in math at the end of the term. ~20minutes long in front of a class of literal fucking geniuses. Might just bring from plastic explosive and finish it off with a bang.

thanks to mummy not working next year, my student living allowance has risen to 60NZD per week
who /dole/ here?

>Australia's Brave Timmy Cahill

>get a job you like
what do you mean?

Self-identified race Percent of population

White alone 72.4%

African Americans|African American 12.6%

Asian 4.8%

Native American and Alaska Natives 0.9%

Native Hawaiians and Other Pacific Islanders 0.2%

Two or more races 2.9%

Some other race 6.2%

the fact is this information might not be accurate because lack of dna tests so we wont ever REALLY know

also your info on brit was slightly off pic related

Sigh at all the lies I believed
Outshine a million G's
No disguise don't keep I underneath
Should never mention me
Been doing this ting since screwface and stimpy
Since den didn't sleep
Never lied on a beat
Just started off in 96

noun
noun: toil; plural noun: toils
1.
exhausting physical labour.
"a life of toil"
synonyms: hard work, toiling, labour, slaving, struggle, effort, exertion, application, industry, grind, slog, blood, sweat, and tears, drudgery; informalsweat, elbow grease; informalgraft; informal(hard) yakka; archaictravail, moil
"a life of toil"

i have a job i like.
but i don't like doing anything for 8 hours straight 5 days a week.

uhh, you listed toil twice, sorry we can't accept you for this position

Get a job you look forward to going to, most of the time anyway

making a concerted effort to improve my station in life but don't see it going anywhere.

how are all blacks able to dance so well

/pogey/

the meme applies to working a job only

WAAAAGE IN THE MORRAH
WAAAAAAAAAGE IN THE MORRAH CHILRUN
TOIL GONNA TROUBLE DAT MORRAH

toil haha

Toilstein's warned me about bad thoughts like this
what might a job you 'look forward to going to' even look like?

no one has yet to figure out the actual difference in ratio of coloreds in us compared to brit. either you're too lazy or too dumb. dont care for your excuses either. ill admit im too dumb, not too lazy

lmao the state of tradthots

Toil on the morrow

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springs in their ligaments

NEET toil tomorrow

haha!

I only know what means from tpb

>"a life of toil"

Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the international toiling grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this toiling ground ,
and wagies made a pilgramage there from the world over.

Thousands of desks and PCs on a completely level field, filing cabinets the size of grain silos,
Then the main toiling facilities which hold thousands of the most depressed exhausted call centre workers,
With headsets attatched to their ears like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their soul.

>Manager not in this week
>Can chill out without him hounding me for once
>Get too demotivated
>Will get a bollocking next week for not doing enough work

Can't even enjoy toil while it's enjoyable

>I'm going to work in my open plan IT office tomorrow! They even give us nerf guns and free soft drinks!

The ol curriculum vitae:

2008-2010 - Got 3 pre-toilforce qualifications at school includibg a BTOIL in Toil sciences
2010 - 2013 - Studied at Toilsford University did a BA in Toilonomics
- Wrote a dissertation investigating the value of
2012 - Summer interning at toilsman's and sons
2014 - Masters at toilsbridge a MToil in Toiling for the rest of my life
2015-2017 - 2 years as assistant wagecuck at toilco
- Won wagey of the month in january 16
2017 - present:In my first year as a fully fledged wageslave
- Responsibilities include toiling, being stationary for 8 hours and suppressing the urge to jump off a cliff

Referee: mr toilbug

>spend all day at uni-toil
>spend all night toiling uni
>only break is my 1 hour between 6:30 and 7:30
ITTTTTTT NEEEEEEVVVVVVEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR ENNNNNDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

one you might least expect my little toiler, look around

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america is not 72.4% white. im sorry. do you know how many mestizos lie on the applications? america is far more mixed than it wants to admit
and as i said before those numbers are for 2011 so my estimates were conservative if anything, its been almost a decade since with sustained immigration and natural population growth in the asian population of the UK

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Get into bed toilies

>uni-toil

accurate, fucking german autists would always be the fucking first up, cunts

Jenkins stated that he had committed the killings at the command of the ancient serpent god Apophis.[2][6] He was found competent to stand trial, found guilty of the four murders, and, in May 2017, sentenced to death.

why yes i am listening to katy perry firework in 2018 thanks for asking youtube commenter

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mfw

college toil the morrow

whats the german general called lads?

He was faking.

>uni "toil"
Please fuck off

Is AJ the new Davey Becks?

skype mate is coming to my city
nervous

What happens in the Untoiling Lands? What is Frodo and Bilbo going to do there?

>If this video was on tv now . it would be classed has racist
>this is how far we have come in the last 30 years, Absolutey no where . man is its own worst enemy.

Star Gate was filmed in my province.

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