This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan. Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!
乙 How's flood in Paris? Are you ok? おはようううう 今日は寒いね 雨かと思ったら雪が降ってるやばい
Elijah Hughes
I woke up with some extreme abdominal discomfort today. Yesterday was a lot of nungkari.
Very difficult to perform ceremonies for others in this way, but I am honored by Japan's submission to this process.
How are you, Japan? It saddens me to hear how much pressure your country is under, both from yourselves, China, and America. Your youth and elders are growing too far apart and I work for their reconciliation. // 今日はいくつかの極端な腹部不快感で目が覚めました。 昨日はnungkariがたくさんいました。
Are you ok? I hope you feel better soon Thank you for your sweet words on Japan:) I love that shrine Have a good day;)
Evan Myers
ラッシュ時にはエアコン切ればいいのにね
Brody Wright
がんばれーがんばれーファイトー! エネルギーを送ってやったからアンタは今日一日頑張れるはずだぜ
Camden Reyes
エロい画像をはって
Henry Morris
これは本当に同感 具合悪くして急病人出るのもよく分かる
優しさ満点 さあて、頑張るか!
Noah Ortiz
Japan saved me when my own could not. Be proud of your people and your culture Japan. Your musicians, artists, pornography, dedication, and willingness to act as one are traits that the world should experience.
I gift you these words without fear for I want you to know that English Language loves you, Japan.
(The human with the Modern/Future era high score: 山口 彊) // ときに私自身ができなかった日本が私を救いました。 あなたの民とあなたの文化、日本の誇りに思います。 あなたの音楽家、芸術家、ポルノ、献身、そして一人として行動する意欲は、世界が経験しなければならない形質です。
Japan, I look forward to all the glory you bring to the setting sun and the chants you gift so that it rises once more with a smile greater than the moon's love for the sea. Thank you for this honor. // 日本では、私はそれが海のために月の愛よりも大きな笑顔で一回以上に上昇するように、あなたが夕日やチャンツあなたの贈り物にもたらすすべての栄光を楽しみにしています。 この栄誉をいただき、ありがとうございます。
My mind is not like other humans, Japan. I do hope one day you invite me to your country to prank Gaki no Tsukai :)
I would be honored to gift whatever art and translation I could provide to your glorious nation.
My name is Simon Troy Cosgrove, I am an Australian citizen. I welcome any attempts you make to contact me and hope you believe my intent to be honorable and true.
アイザックアーサー アイザック・アーサー アーサーアイザック アーサー・アイザック
Carson Brooks
Do you like Gaki no Tsukai?
Jonathan Lee
come to japan someday
Ayden Edwards
がきの使いは苦手だなあ あの二人が大嫌いだから
Andrew Watson
I fucking love ガキ使
Batsu games are the funniest things to watch and I would love to participate in one.
In fact it would be interest to prank the cast on one of the yearly 'no laughing batsu' games by taking 'surprise' taking Tsukitei Hosei's place for the Chono slap but I take both teh Chono slap + thai kick at the same time.
So I get hit in face and butt, so I might spin a bit and it would really hurt, and then I could pat Tsukitei Hosei's bald spot and say, "草のための禿げた葉"
The translation may not be perfect but it I think it would be an honor to perform such a role for Matsumoto and Hamada-san.
It would be sort of like a 'double-reverse honor' for Yamazaki as he is usually the 'butt' of every joke, but a gaijin like myself shows him honor.