>the bird leak is real
>THE BIRD LEAK IS REAL
The bird leak is real
What was the leak?
well whats the fucking leak about the bird say?
IT'S FUCKING REAL
>A FUCKING TREE
>A FUCKING PENGUIN
>A. FUCKING. SLOTH
IT WAS LITERALLY ALL REAL
Rey can turn into a cute bird?
a bird befriends Rey and R2. Basically, the bird and R2 on the comic relief characters on the island, to lighten up the seriousness of Rey and Luke.
A
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SLOTH
can someone repost the full leak btw, wanna reread it
Literally all of it
So 2 hours of a island with a bird, a fucking sloth, R2, Luke, and Rey?
APOLOGIZE
I really think this will break the Sequel trilogy. Rogue One already dropped considerably from TFA and buzz for TLJ is sparce. Even Ragnarok has more hype.
Chewbacca Groot2.0 x funnee bird scene
>a cgi bird is the comic relief
THey copied the basis of the original film for force awakens so I'm not surprised they copied Luke & Yoda and Dagobah from empire
>Artoo chirps like a bird
>this means he can talk to birds
fuckin lol
Miss me yet?
Okay then who's the new Lando?
>Force penguins are real.
HAHAHA
Del Toro
>not showing the best part of the leak
Bumping for a screenshot of the original leak
50/50
He had passion for creating something new but I keep remembering how much of a "fuck you" the shitty 4:3 widescreen DVD release of the original versions of the OT was then I remember where all the hate came from.
Fucking really man? I'm as casual b a Star Wars fan as you'll get. I was unoffended by jarjar. I didn't mind the anakin to Vader arc. I prefer IB-88 to Fett. But thus? Fire birds n shyits? Nah man. I'll watch this movie, for sure. But I'll die b4 I pay a penny to do so.
>A FUCKING FORCE TREE
>FUCKING PENGUINS
>A LITERAL FUCKING ANAKIN SLOTH
WAKE
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UP
Based Rian
It doesn't have the beak, its not a bird! You can't be beard without the beak.
What's this talk of a sloth?
You see this? BEAKS. No beak? Not a bird. Some fucking freak of nature and retarded "imagination" of disney.
I forgot most of it, but basically
>giant sloth comes out of sea during Rey's training
>she kills it
>it's anakin
or another telling of the leak:
>Disney has officially killed star wars
It's a fake leak created by Sup Forums to troll discussion of TLJ into oblivion. There's a sea monster that looks sort of like a sloth, but the Anakin stuff is bullshit.
look at those retarded cocksucking lips. Its not a bird. See those eyes that look straight ahead? Not a bird.
how would you know, faggot?
This isn't your fake sloth bull shit you idiot
Fuck The Last Jedi.
Rogue Two when?
whats up Mouse intern
KILL ME
t. reddit
t. SIDF
There's a mentally defective faggot on Sup Forums who keeps pushing a fake bullshit story about Rey having to fight a giant sloth that turns into Anakin Skywalker
Whenever anyone calls this mentally ill retard out on hisbullshit he immediately starts sperging out with autism and screaming that everyone is a shill working for Disney
Meanwhile all the reliable spoilers sites have confirmed he's just a mentally ill idiot
Sorry intern, but if you want to call someone Reddit to deflect, they need to say something less vague than "sup" or "how would you know?" Lurk more before you shill for your boss, Mousecuck.
clone jedi, that jjust dumb but makes sense with their escalation of things already existing and lack of original ideas just like starkiller>death star.
Yep, here he is, the sloth faggot
The buildable lego figure for those guys leaked like 4 days ago.
based samefag Disney intern
t. reddit
>original films had every creature Luke encountered on his travels trying to murder him, even the cute little ewoks
>Disneyshit is making cute little animals befriend Rey like she's dr doolittle
No, I'll take a CGI bird over a shitty CGI alien any day.
Someone post the leak in full, please.
Praetorian Guards are not clones nor are they Jedi
We fully Samurais in space now
buy star wars bird merchandise
Can I get a quick-rundown on these guys?
the prequels are looked at with amusement while the new movies are looked at with disdain
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>says the guy opening promoting a movie on his own accord
At least they get paid.
You're sucking the Mouse cock for free.
Free, just like the fucking janitors on here.
>See those eyes that look straight ahead? Not a bird.
owls have eyes like that, and owls are birds.
>promoting a movie
>literally shitting on it
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Reminder that you're all sexist.
youtube.com
>Minions.
Omg these are going to be so funny. I can't wait to hoot and holler in the theatre.
The text on the upper right reads "clone jedi"
you should go back there
If you google "Bird without beak" the second result is Reddit. COINCIDENCE?!
Nope
Except yes.
link?
HE DOES IT FOR FREE
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What if this movie succeeds?
Nope
yeah, sure thing potato.
I wonder how Walmart even still has this up.
walmart.com
Based Disney false flagger gets one last (You) from
me
Here you go buddy, still not gonna see your movie.
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF STAR WARS
BAN THIS SHIT ON SIGHT NOW
What is this Clone Wars garbage?
That's not English and it doesn't say Jedi
Reminder
youtube.com
RLM are hacks and defend nu-Star Wars
It will make millions but on the strength of the IP not on the film
YOU'LL STILL PROMOTE IT FOR FREE
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You should apply for Janitor position since you're so good at giving your free time up to do services.
I'll give a good word in for you too .
stop shilling your garbage video on Sup Forums you cunt
it doesn't say clone jedi but I doubt they knew about aurebesh
For starters that's one of the otter creatures on the island, not the beakless bird shitters.
>implying owls are birds
It doesn't say anything in your retarded made up language either tard. It's a marketing gimmick for the masses, using the alphabet to form english words that they can recognize. No one other than a handful of fat fucks gives a shit about what it says in Aurabesh.
using the aurabesh
on the bottom left reads "desist"
the upper right right to left reads "crush the"
directly below it, the top-down text is "first order"
HUH
Does Anakin really resurrect himself as a sloth like some kind of force Jesus?
>implying owls are birds
Then what are they, aliens, spooky twin peaks lodge monsters?
I recognize that gay blowjob. There was a bear in that photo. Post the original picture!
This
Best we can hope for is it makes about the same as Rogue One which would still be a fortune but it'll be like BvS not cracking a billion after TDK & TDKR both did.
stfu you rlm shill, quit sucking dick
I'M SO SORRY I EVER DOUBTED YOU
stop shilling your garbage video on Sup Forums you cunt
CUTE
Whelp. Once again the sloth retard makes an ass out of himself and gets BTFO in the process.
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I'm sorry
if rlm shills can do it, so can i. get slaughtered, moron. the days of rlm fandom on Sup Forums are over, get used to it
based fake plinkett
its beautiful
holy fuck this type of shit usually gets taken down within an hour
how long has it been up?
stop shilling your garbage video on Sup Forums you cunt. redlettermedia will get generals every time they release a new video and there's nothing you can do about. get with it or get raped you whore.