The bird leak is real

>the bird leak is real
>THE BIRD LEAK IS REAL

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What was the leak?

well whats the fucking leak about the bird say?

IT'S FUCKING REAL
>A FUCKING TREE
>A FUCKING PENGUIN
>A. FUCKING. SLOTH
IT WAS LITERALLY ALL REAL

Rey can turn into a cute bird?

a bird befriends Rey and R2. Basically, the bird and R2 on the comic relief characters on the island, to lighten up the seriousness of Rey and Luke.

A

FUCKING

SLOTH

can someone repost the full leak btw, wanna reread it

Literally all of it

So 2 hours of a island with a bird, a fucking sloth, R2, Luke, and Rey?

APOLOGIZE

I really think this will break the Sequel trilogy. Rogue One already dropped considerably from TFA and buzz for TLJ is sparce. Even Ragnarok has more hype.

Chewbacca Groot2.0 x funnee bird scene

>a cgi bird is the comic relief

THey copied the basis of the original film for force awakens so I'm not surprised they copied Luke & Yoda and Dagobah from empire

>Artoo chirps like a bird
>this means he can talk to birds
fuckin lol

Miss me yet?

Okay then who's the new Lando?

>Force penguins are real.
HAHAHA

Del Toro

>not showing the best part of the leak

Bumping for a screenshot of the original leak

50/50

He had passion for creating something new but I keep remembering how much of a "fuck you" the shitty 4:3 widescreen DVD release of the original versions of the OT was then I remember where all the hate came from.

Fucking really man? I'm as casual b a Star Wars fan as you'll get. I was unoffended by jarjar. I didn't mind the anakin to Vader arc. I prefer IB-88 to Fett. But thus? Fire birds n shyits? Nah man. I'll watch this movie, for sure. But I'll die b4 I pay a penny to do so.

>A FUCKING FORCE TREE
>FUCKING PENGUINS
>A LITERAL FUCKING ANAKIN SLOTH

WAKE

ME

UP

Based Rian

It doesn't have the beak, its not a bird! You can't be beard without the beak.

What's this talk of a sloth?

You see this? BEAKS. No beak? Not a bird. Some fucking freak of nature and retarded "imagination" of disney.

I forgot most of it, but basically
>giant sloth comes out of sea during Rey's training
>she kills it
>it's anakin

or another telling of the leak:
>Disney has officially killed star wars

It's a fake leak created by Sup Forums to troll discussion of TLJ into oblivion. There's a sea monster that looks sort of like a sloth, but the Anakin stuff is bullshit.

look at those retarded cocksucking lips. Its not a bird. See those eyes that look straight ahead? Not a bird.

how would you know, faggot?

This isn't your fake sloth bull shit you idiot

Fuck The Last Jedi.
Rogue Two when?

whats up Mouse intern

KILL ME

t. reddit

t. SIDF

There's a mentally defective faggot on Sup Forums who keeps pushing a fake bullshit story about Rey having to fight a giant sloth that turns into Anakin Skywalker

Whenever anyone calls this mentally ill retard out on hisbullshit he immediately starts sperging out with autism and screaming that everyone is a shill working for Disney

Meanwhile all the reliable spoilers sites have confirmed he's just a mentally ill idiot

Sorry intern, but if you want to call someone Reddit to deflect, they need to say something less vague than "sup" or "how would you know?" Lurk more before you shill for your boss, Mousecuck.

clone jedi, that jjust dumb but makes sense with their escalation of things already existing and lack of original ideas just like starkiller>death star.

Yep, here he is, the sloth faggot

The buildable lego figure for those guys leaked like 4 days ago.

based samefag Disney intern

t. reddit

>original films had every creature Luke encountered on his travels trying to murder him, even the cute little ewoks
>Disneyshit is making cute little animals befriend Rey like she's dr doolittle

No, I'll take a CGI bird over a shitty CGI alien any day.

Someone post the leak in full, please.

Praetorian Guards are not clones nor are they Jedi

We fully Samurais in space now

buy star wars bird merchandise

Can I get a quick-rundown on these guys?

the prequels are looked at with amusement while the new movies are looked at with disdain

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>says the guy opening promoting a movie on his own accord
At least they get paid.
You're sucking the Mouse cock for free.
Free, just like the fucking janitors on here.

>See those eyes that look straight ahead? Not a bird.
owls have eyes like that, and owls are birds.

>promoting a movie
>literally shitting on it
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Reminder that you're all sexist.
youtube.com/watch?v=jz3oSYB5XB4

>Minions.
Omg these are going to be so funny. I can't wait to hoot and holler in the theatre.

The text on the upper right reads "clone jedi"

you should go back there

If you google "Bird without beak" the second result is Reddit. COINCIDENCE?!

Nope

Except yes.

link?

HE DOES IT FOR FREE

F R E E
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What if this movie succeeds?

Nope

yeah, sure thing potato.

I wonder how Walmart even still has this up.

walmart.com/ip/Star-Wars-VIII-The-Last-Jedi-Tabletop-Pinball/288165863

Based Disney false flagger gets one last (You) from
me
Here you go buddy, still not gonna see your movie.

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF STAR WARS

BAN THIS SHIT ON SIGHT NOW

What is this Clone Wars garbage?

That's not English and it doesn't say Jedi

Reminder
youtube.com/watch?v=7N0_GdI8TWE

RLM are hacks and defend nu-Star Wars

It will make millions but on the strength of the IP not on the film

YOU'LL STILL PROMOTE IT FOR FREE

F R E E
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You should apply for Janitor position since you're so good at giving your free time up to do services.
I'll give a good word in for you too .

stop shilling your garbage video on Sup Forums you cunt

it doesn't say clone jedi but I doubt they knew about aurebesh

For starters that's one of the otter creatures on the island, not the beakless bird shitters.

>implying owls are birds

It doesn't say anything in your retarded made up language either tard. It's a marketing gimmick for the masses, using the alphabet to form english words that they can recognize. No one other than a handful of fat fucks gives a shit about what it says in Aurabesh.

using the aurabesh
on the bottom left reads "desist"
the upper right right to left reads "crush the"
directly below it, the top-down text is "first order"

HUH

Does Anakin really resurrect himself as a sloth like some kind of force Jesus?

>implying owls are birds
Then what are they, aliens, spooky twin peaks lodge monsters?

I recognize that gay blowjob. There was a bear in that photo. Post the original picture!

This

Best we can hope for is it makes about the same as Rogue One which would still be a fortune but it'll be like BvS not cracking a billion after TDK & TDKR both did.

stfu you rlm shill, quit sucking dick

I'M SO SORRY I EVER DOUBTED YOU

stop shilling your garbage video on Sup Forums you cunt

CUTE

Whelp. Once again the sloth retard makes an ass out of himself and gets BTFO in the process.

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Stale comment

I'm sorry

if rlm shills can do it, so can i. get slaughtered, moron. the days of rlm fandom on Sup Forums are over, get used to it

based fake plinkett

its beautiful

holy fuck this type of shit usually gets taken down within an hour
how long has it been up?

stop shilling your garbage video on Sup Forums you cunt. redlettermedia will get generals every time they release a new video and there's nothing you can do about. get with it or get raped you whore.