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robbie williams edition

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Someone make a Chinese communism new

Love God Love his son Jesus Love Church Love the Bible

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Robbie Williams shagged Naomi Campbell's black arse

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This is going to be sooooo funny in around 30 years time when the next guy replaces the decking I did today

a train ride, to the toiley town

such a hate for toil, the labour comes to town

we are the wagey ones, on a paycheck raid

just like a toilsman works, yeah, like a toilberg earns

(i'll work for you)

I GOT TO SLAVE FOR TOILBERG

OH WO-OAH

I NEED YOUR WAGE DONT NEED YOUR WORK

OH WO-OAH

AND I HATE

AND I LOATHE

AND I DESPISE

TOILBERG

Tossed and turned in bed thinking about the ex-of-ten-days. Going to invite her to coffee so she can talk about her thoughts/feelings leading up to the decision.

Might be able to convince her she made the wrong choice.

jelly

CANZUK (burgundy) pictured with dependencies

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havent seen this retro gimmick in a while

>A white van crashed into the kitchen of a pensioner in Co Down last night
>A MAN IS due in court in Northern Ireland tomorrow charged with a number of offences after a van crashed into a house in Co. Down.

absolute state of northern direland

MUH BUSH

Hahahaha

trying to write my mother's eulogy
came up with this one: "life has endings, but it also has beginnings"
thoughts?

tossed in bed thinking about the ex

australoids in india are dravidian

still dont know how to tell capoids and negroids apart

I'll give you a decking mate
*Belts you*

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Capoids look like black orientals

alri lads

“Life has endings, therefore it has beginnings” should be

>A white van
Damn Daniel

odds maths evens 'losophy

Quite like both, prefer left

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fucking driller

Yeah, keep your eyes on the screen, your hands upon the mouse
Keep your eyes on the screen, your hands upon the mouse
Yeah, we're goin' to the Toilhouse
We're gonna have a real
Good time

Let it toil, baby, toil
Let it toil, baby, toil
Let it toil, baby, toil
Let it toil, all week long

>odds maths evens 'losophy

left is better

thoughts on noam chomsky?

did carleton coon lend his name to negroids being called coons?

wish I lived in yankistan

GOOD lad, we are so connected, we have so much in common

Run wagey run
Or toilstein will get you
Run wagey run
Or youll never get away x2

Wagey run wagey flew
Wagey tore his suit in two x2

chorus x2

Wagey run run so fast
want no work-related task x2

chorus x2

Wagey runs from his desk
Gets no pay cuz he wants a rest x2

chorus x 2

Some folks say a wagey won't miss
Three were missing from my office x2
One on leave
And one was sick
One had a rope around his neck x2

then whole verse and then chorus x2

Hey Mr Toilman dont catch me
Catch that wagey not at his pc x2

chorus x 2

Wagey run run so fast
Friday comes and he was free at last x2

My momma, the Dead Slut. Where to begin?

I loved Bush. He did pretty well all round. Only autistic anti war / isolationist faggots had a problem with him.

good lad

Have surpassed toilberg on the primate dominance hierarchy and am close to leading a marxist style mutiny against his tyranny

Fuck off we're full

hate tit surgery so much

>tfw no Kate Bush gf

youtube.com/watch?v=lxVcrFTzZMs

A great philosopher

Is Robbie Williams still popular in the UK? I was under the impression that he's selling most of his stuff abroad.

Britain must reserve the right to bomb niggers.

- Actual former british prime minister

just wrote some song lyrics lads.

the government is bad
the government is bad
why cant we just all live in peace
its because the government is bad

thoughts lads?

Who gives Toilman a frown?
Who keeps all the wages down?
We do, we do!

Who keeps the commute extra long?
Who keeps Toilman up at dawn?
We do,we do!

Who holds back the train today?
Who makes sure to dock your pay?
We do, we do!

Who robs Toilman of his fun?
Who ruins Sunday for everyone?
We do!
We do!!!

imagine your entire life's work being rejected off hand by some white liberal bender

>I loved Bush. He did pretty well all round.

hat

this will never happen to me as i will die alone and nobody will remember me

Yea boi

my date has the same tits so I should know

>leftypol has a problem with this

another academic who ruined his reputation once he became famous, much like Dawkins, Peterson, Krugman, de Botton etc

hat

"Hello, I'm here to fix the plumbing."

Where do you fall on the scale lads?

Solid 3 here

hate you tbf

Who here UCL?

eltonjohn.com/stories/farewell-yellow-brick-road
anyone getting tix?

0.2

think you'd like me once you get to know me

yo
uh huh
get up every mornin to work for old toilberg
worked to the bone but his heart's an iceberg
feels like I'm trapped in a machine
part of toilberg's evil scheme

MENTIONED

Probably a 2.

I'd fuck a trap.

jews are only smartest because the dumb ones died in the holocaust

despise people who write in accents
literally just doing it attention like everything on social media

*turns your bollocks into prunes*

probably a 2

Don't brainlet post me unless you've got an actual argument

1
sometimes get so lonely i'd date a guy to get rid of it but really would rather not

What are your top 3 personal qualities and aspirations? Put it another way, what makes you stand out from the crowd?

CORR

1 here. would only suck a dick if a woman had previously got me hard

2 to be honest.

More of a zero me, maybe 1

>Don't brainlet post me unless you've got an actual argument

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Im no homo so 0

had gay thoughts on MDMA twice though

just submitted the planning application for my next wank

Sounds pretty gay to me..

1 master race, reporting in

Don't hat me unless you can refute my points

why is that 0-6 and not -3 to +3

bisexual is the new normal

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Hi

is there such thing as a girl called jade who's not fat

>bisexual is the new normal

so cool and interesting

Jade_Lee on MFC

still freaks me nut out to this day

done mdma with guys and dudes and i can safely say you are a 1 or even inhibited 2 or 3

this drug would make me want to fuck anything that moved, not my fault

and I did MD tens of time so only 2 of them is alright I hope

those veins mean they're ready to be milked?

distrust slavs tbqh lads

Toilberg toilberg, cant you see
Your indentured servitude doesnt do it for me
And I cant stand your grubby ways
Im only here for the bennies, ok?

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are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest