QUICK, MAN! CLING TENACIOUSLY TO MY BUTTOCKS!

QUICK, MAN! CLING TENACIOUSLY TO MY BUTTOCKS!

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Dat superman ass

THICC

is supergirl s1 gonna be on netflix anytime soon

Both of them?

Doesn't that usually happen when the DVD comes out?

>Superman will officially have the best booty in the CWverse

This pleases me

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t-this is a shoop right?

My superman cant be this thicc

There is no "objectification" or "sexualization" here at all. Fucking hypocrites.

Why wasn't this the gay porn parody actor. He has an ass.

What are you even talking about

Look at his lifts! The manlet!

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It was on CBS's website for a time. CW is going to air S1 in a few weeks anyway.

this man knows

Please tell me he's straight and married.

This pleases the Batman.

He is actually way more good looking in this image than that shot with SGirl. At first I was like "HYPERCRISIS IS REAL AND THE REAL-REAL SUPERMAN HAS APPEARED OH SHI-"

Hot damn

>It's not an ass, on my planet that symbol means hope.

Holy shit that thing is huge. He should've been Dick instead

My sides, user

>DC universe Hyper Crys-ASS

What the fuck, does he have ass implants or something? Male buttocks aren't round like that. Not naturally.

squats and oats

>mfw he draws all the Felicity fangirls to him so everyone forgets she exists and can safely be killed off and that fixes the CWverse

Pretty sure the only way that ends is with Superman leaving Lois to beg Felicity to leave Ollie and marry him.

>Felicity: *being quirky and spilling her spaghetti in from of Supes*
>Superass: I'm more into brunettes

>How CW was saved by the S

Have you ever seen a rugby/footballers ass before?

WHY WASN'T HE CAST AS DICK

YA FUCKED UP, WB

Wonder Woman enjoys this.

hory shet

youtube.com/watch?v=oU19mwjHiRs

How can Marvel fans compete?

Not that user, but the reaction to this would not fly in rule 63

gott damn thats a thicc ass

Whew.

I'm pretty sure it would fly just fine and a few people would whine but no one would give a shit about them

Marvel has Agent Tittymonster, DC has Superass

Heh. I can see her nipple

Nice, nice. This a good thread. We're having a good time.

more than that, what kind of panties are those?

That's a good nipple tho

Holy shit you can see her nipple.

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E N H A N C E

This fucker can't wink! He closes both eyes.

Man, that's just his ass in pants.

The cape attachment is really the sore thumb sticking out, besides his ass

he looks better in this pic than the other one

10/goddamnfucking10 user
good job

Hahahaha

came here to say this

WHAT DOES THE ASS STAND FOR

Hope.

as in I hope he sits on my face one day ;_;

I wanna destroy his hope.

>He closes both eyes.
first time I noticed that.

>Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all
>wearing nothing at all
>nothing at all
>nothing at all

>You will never peel off Clark's costume and worship those two perfect mounds of cake

jdimsa

WHAT

can superman's body be soft or is it like caressing two giant steel buns?

soft unless in danger or played for comedy

Thought that was B. Campbell for a second. It's a good look. Is that the dude who plays Derrick in Teen Wolf?

Hochelin's ass comes from playing baseball, so I'm assuming it's muscle rather than fat. So hard.

It's... I mean it's stil possible he can play Nightwing in the movies and be Superman on TV yeah?

That ass is too good to be wasted

I have to admit, it's even better than Patty's
Superbooty is the hero we deserve

Why is he so perfect, /gay/?

kek'd hard m8

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I'd know that ass anywhere!
That's Dick Grayson!

because he's handsome and fit enough to play Superman, Batman, and Dick.

LITERALLY SUPER PERFECT

I can see why people are saying he'd be a good Dick, since he's certainly leaner than the Supermans we've come to expect. But I think the look works for him.

No, Peggy died in Civil War and Agent Carter is cancelled.

hnnngg okay he's gotta play Dick

who's hot/alpha enough to play Midnighter?

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Luke Evans? He's gay, too.

oh damn that'd be pretty good. do you think he should bulk up more?

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he's literately sex incarnate
damn
I'm not gay but if I was or was a female artist I would draw men like that lewd

like not gonna lie, he's shaped like a work of art

For America!

Wouldn't that be homophones

Yes

Have the Irish seen this yet? I'm expecting mass suicide

Hard as fuck. Superman can't even shave with a normal razor because his hair his super durable. Must have made it awkward to kiss Lois when he had that beard

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what the fuck
he looks generally better than in the promo image, but his ass
that has to be shooped

OP's image is at a slight angle that makes it appear bigger, but there's corroborating evidence.

it's still huge
i am slightly overweight and always thought my ass is too big, especially compared to /fit/ people, but this...he should get surgery for this
of course, this was my thought before i read all the homolust comments here

He's pretty much in the prime ass-posing position. You ever notice how when girls take selfies that include their ass, it's always from the side, with the leg nearest the camera completely straight? The glutes change shape with the position of the thigh, so a straight leg contracts all the butt muscle into a tight wad, rather than being stretched out if the leg was forward. Then he's got a side view to the camera that shows the position where his butt sticks out the most.

He's already got an impressive ass, but his position accentuates it.

top kek

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Goddamit, I need to start squatting again.

They prolly much stuffed his pants, both front and back.

is that how I get buns of steel?
I went on a run last night for three miles for the first time in about a half decade after watching Here Comes the Boom randomly on Showtime
but this sexy CW Supes is something else
I'm motivated to attempt to try and get his physique
it has some sort of sensual magnetism to it
completely straight here, but I wanna look like that and pull more girls :0 maybe a really cute trap

Do Starting Strength + Gallon of Milk A Day, you'll become a borderline t-rex.

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