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the wife edition

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h-h-hello...

I want to suck a fart out of Emma Watson's anus.

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had a fantastic wank and blew a fat load
ate a big old donner wrap
then fell into a food coma and napped for 3 hours

honestly love life
doesnt get much better than this

you seen those DeepFakes of her?

p r e t t y i m p r e s s i v e, even just from a technical standpoint
schway as fuck

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very quiet thread tonight

The what? Links pls.

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my face is ruined by my nose
hate it so much

poooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooopooooooo POO poo

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let me get that for you
*lamps you*
much better

basically, its a huge leap forward in computer science that was made about 2 months ago

you feed the program hundreds of pictures of someone (easy to do for a celebrity) and it builds up a highly realistic 3d model of the persons face

it then uses basic image tracking and a lot less basic image filtering to appropriately place the model face over a real life actresses' face

check it out, this is an Emma Watson example:
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PRESENT DAY
PRESENT TIME

'rents are currently 40,000 feet in the air above the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Arriving in Tel Aviv at 2:00 AM Eastern.

>koonut kaliffee
sounds like a cocktail

why

shart in mart

hope they crash

should I go buy a bottle of cheap 'cohol and snacks y/n

very mean

I have some female facebutt friends that are about to become pornstars.

yes you're right
I should be less mean

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tune btw

pervert

They're very religious Bible Belt protestants, going to see places in the Bible with a church group.

Never been to London

who else here /Subnautica/?

its quite good i think
if you have an appreciation for history you will like it a lot

Looks shit

sisters getting bullied at school

honestly hate bullies
blows my mind that bullying is even a thing
are some kids just born evil? is this what Lord of the Flies was trying to tell us?

maybe the Original Sin is real

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finished my assignment lads
i sorta half-assed it because the chances of my professor actually collecting it are about 0% lol

>board plane
>see this

what do?

Just nuked a takeaway from about a week ago. Wish me luck.

girls are like any male attention as long as you're not disgusting to look at.

trust me.

*unzips*

because parents and teachers let them

Loving nothing more than preying on the weak.

Have crippling severe insomnia thats ruining my life

*pulls toothpick out of mouth*
you got a problem, kid?

is reddit broken?

Just count sheep.

honestly struggle being friends with females at times.

they're so annoying and guys reactions to females also annoy me. I hate this world.

more like praying on the week amirite haha

Being an insomniac is way too romanticized. It sucks to be honest.

love tea

just woke up after a vodka-induced powernap DYING for something non-alcoholic to drink to sooth my raw throat

had literally NOTHING in my room except 2 Yorkshire teabags and some sugar, so i get some tap water, whack on the kettle, and make a lovely sugary cup of black tea to soothe my throat and slake my thirst

aaah

how much vodka are you gonna drink

*pulls toothpick out of cock*
This settlement is probably only big enough for me pal..

*enters*

none any more
my friends are all out clubbing right now, i just stay homed because i fucked up my pacing and got too drunk too quickly

now theyre gone im not going to drink any more - drinking alone is a TEXTBOOK "no-no" in the world of professional alcoholism

*backs away, hands raised in submission*
whoa whoa i don't want trouble okay?

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Go get help from a sleep psychologist. I had insomnia as well, finally did something about it and despite me doubting the credibility of these places, it worked.

>romanticized
I know! Insomniacs are so dreamy.

I exclusively drink alone, what does that say about me?

The Québécois are the most powerful race in the world.

who /havingonelastcheekyfapbeforenofapfebruary/ here?

Ive already tried lots of things already, and while some works it doesnt take long before its fucked up again. What did the sleep psychologist do for you that fixed it?

THE quebecKKKER DURING HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED TO TOIL FOR 15 HOURS A DAY
``THE quebecKKKER ``PLANTS`` CROPS. TO PRODUCE`` THE MOST DISGUSTING PINT!!..the quebecKKKER DOESN'T BATHE , DOESN'T STUDY ,DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL , DOESN'T GO TO COLLEGE HE'S AN IGNORANT TOOL
CLOSED-MINDED , BRUTE , DUMB , PROFANE , REPUGNANT
"TOIL ALL DAY, SLAVE AWAY, DON'T FORGET TO PRAY, FIVE (5) TIMES A DAY!!"

-HOW DO YOU SAY quebecois IN ``LATIN ???

*`QUEBECINIOPITHECUS``

HOW TO RECOGNIZE A quebecKKKER IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS: ?
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE BROWN AND FRENCH, LIKE SHIT, SIMILAR TO MUD
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1M50 TO 1M60
3- THEY'RE MENTALLY CHALLENGED
4- THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
6- THEY CROWD THEMSELVES ONTO EXPENSIVE PUBLIC TRANSPORT. LIKE ANIMALS
7- THEY'RE MONKEYS, THE ANGLOS CALLED THEM SO
8- THEY'RE WEAK AND EFFEMINATE
9- THEY HAVE PROTUBERANT CHEEKBONES
10- THEY HAVE ROUND SWOLLEN FACES,
11- THEY DEFECATE IN SINKS AND BLAME IT ON ANGLOS

not me

SKEET SKEET NIGUH!!

99% of my drinking is alone and I'm not an alcy.

just ate some carrots

has any book or film changed your life, /brit/?

>vegetables
Gross.

>my pacing

goal aesthetic

alkies
sort yourselsves out

Gender is a social construct. Prove me wrong. When you look at a person you can't see their chromosomes only what they identify as. Most people on the street would say trans women are just WOMEN. Can't wait until your views are finally eradicated.

cooked?

I have bigger fish to fry 2bh.

i thought i was an alcoholic and then i went to al/ck/ and read about lads trying to get hooked on crack so they could stop drinking

>cooking carrots
>losing important nutrients

just realised through my vodka-addled haze that drinking 4 cups of black tea at 2am wasnt a very good idea cause now i cant get back to sleep

blrrvrbbblrbrbrbglhfff

love raw veg
hate cooked veg

Hips > Legs > Tits = Ass

Its legal so it's ok.

Vodka is for frat boys and teenagers
Gin is the real man's liquor

bit sad desu

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I really really like Lovecraft now lads. Been listening to all his shit. Can see why there's a whole genre of horror about his works. My favourite? Shadow over innsmouth

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>are some kids just born evil?
a small number are psychopaths
most bullies have just been bullied/abused themselves
usually their parents either beat them or diddle them

You masochist.

Rum is better than both

Rum is absolute shit

i like him because he was a lifelong neet who never even kissed a girl until he was about 35

Borders mean nothing. Get rid of them. They're social constructs. Just like how we have many non Brits in this general and it's great. I want more variety everywhere.

Meth is the real man's liquor

Rum is disgusting

you might like some of HG Wells

got a nice bottle of Kraken spiced rum on my desk right now

t. 19 year old who cant even drink in his "country"

bourbon is objectively the best spirit

if you disagree, then you're WRONG, and you should be KILLED

Why is the rum gone?

>he doesnt drink purple carrots
me either but still thats no excuse

this but rye instead of bourbon

agreed

i'm a whisky man myself

We've been keeping it under wraps for some time now, but the truth is more or less out at this point, that is: us Irish just hate Jewish people.

A lot of people might have fallen for that ruse we laid down with the whole interminable brutal guerrilla war with the Brits but that was nothing more than research and smokescreen.

No, no. The Irish state itself was laid down on the sound tenets of "annoying the shite out of them Jewish bollixes". When WWII rolled round, we laughed at the German's efforts. "Amature hour" we chortled, "We hated the jews before it was cool" we added. Snazzy enough boots though we noted, I wonder how they'd hold up against the damp and the cow shite.

The truth's gonna come spilling out any day. We picked our moment, and the illegal settlements are going to feel our wrath. And not just the settlements, also Israel itself. And not just Israel itself all Jewish people, for that is how we seeth and loath.

Our motto : "The Final Solution, it'll be grand sure. And I'll have a pint if you're asking."