Star Wars penguins confirmed!

The french leaker was right all along.

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youtu.be/tXREsCUyPMM
makingstarwars.net/2017/04/our-first-look-sketch-of-porgs-from-star-wars-the-last-jedi/
youtube.com/watch?v=7eE4mtGVtnQ
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sloth_(deadly_sin)
youtube.com/watch?v=-qyjmJv7t60
twitter.com/AnonBabble

The sloth is real.
Grey force is real.

SW is dead.

miss me yet

FUCKING CRACKED OUT PENGUINS

....What? What were they right about? What? What?

What the fuck is going on anymore?

wtf

Fuck off reddit.

Remember: The force is a spectrum, just like gender!

I never wanted him to leave
Star wars was fine before Disney
Now it's not fine
Not fine at all
KK is a ruiner

Lame
&
Gay

There's also the bird that speaks to Luke on top of R2D2's dome. Can someone bring up the summarized leak of that french guy? It was bad not just because of the sloth. He also said Kylo Ren arrives on Achtoo, beats Rey but at the end of the movie they find again, and she beats him again. Because Mary Sue can't lose, teehee.

Full house with Star Wars 77's
Wew

Digits of truth.

THE SLOTH

Gimme a quick rundown on the French leak.

Never seen that before but it pretty much sums it all up
Bleh

You fuck off. Fucking Disney shill.

Daily reminder not to give any money to these hacks.

youtu.be/tXREsCUyPMM

Woah...
...damn

>There's also the bird that speaks to Luke on top of R2D2's dome.

What?

Seriously, what? People can't actually go with this bullshit can they?

Source on the image?

The Disney scum are follower of SIgmund Freud rather than Carl Yung, that's why their movies are full of filth and pedo imagery. APparently Mark Hamill is very unhappy with his character in TLJ. It's obvious that Disney shat on everything he represented, justice, loyalty, selflessness high moral standards.

Kinda looks cute

who /notwatching/ the new star shit here?

Why would I miss him? He's just as bad, Id rather just not have any star wars

Happening

Amen, brother.

I can't find any link related to the french translator team. I can't believe that Disney managed to expurgate google from indexing that leak. That's only proof that it was real. And the script is dogshit.
Princess Leia gets gassed inside a trapped chamber in the Star Destroyer. That is very poor taste knowing that she is a jew.
Finn doesn't do anything, he gets captured and the First Order "downloads" his memory to find the resistance LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Fuck me
That shit can't be real

The thread is still archived.

archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/83806420/

The prequels still suck plus its his fault these new awful movies are happening. Selling his beloved child to "white slavers" as he noted for $4 billion.

Put the blame on George where it belongs.

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Where does he mention penguins?

Disney had the nerve to bring Yoda in this movie. I thought everything was female now. How about Maz Katana LOL. Yeah we all knw it sucks just as much as anything else made by Disney.

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The image on OP's confirms this design:

makingstarwars.net/2017/04/our-first-look-sketch-of-porgs-from-star-wars-the-last-jedi/

Fuck. Disney = cancer.

Basically Luke Skywalker has become a weak and senile coward who plays with little cute creatures that are only designed to sell cuddly toys to lil girls, all while his friends were struggling against an evil empire that anihilated an entire system.
Luke is weak and will not fight. The leaks include a scene where his prosthetic hand malfunction. I don't think he can fight if his hand doesn't work.

I'm back.

>Liam Neeson from the space we have you daugther

Excuse me I would like to know how bad is the thing about the leaks?

>Liam Neeson
>Patriarcal figure:check!
Sorry but the Force is female, we don't need you anymore, but if you have a wife somewhere you can tell her she is eligible.

Hope they backfire as the Ewoks.

fuck you disney.

Anakin sloth, force penguins, not hot planet with not AT AT attack, the bad guy (snoke) is gold member from austim power 3, the force is literally a tree, Rey is the reencarnation of the sister who found the tree and gold member is his brother.

At least the ewoks knew how to use Spears and other weapons. What the hell are those going to do in the story?

Do they know that putting so much stuff is going to ruin the story?

Put in less penguins.

What story? And every character or creature is designed for selling toy figurines. remember Phasma? Now these cute little creatures are aimed at little girls just like the whole sequel.

I can't deal with this shit anymore. Star Wars needs to stop.

sounds neat desu

I'm surprised there are a lot of references to that other leaked script that was a while back.

Namely casinos.

>Joseph Campbell

A pop scholar whom actual classicists treat with contempt.

People here are actually believing that french guy? ahahahhahahahahah

How different could the movie be from that?

People here actually belive Bob Iger when he said Mark Hamill did the performance as Luke Skywalker in TLJ.

Pleeeeasse fill me in on the "sloth" meme.
Help.

Rey fight a large sloth creature as part of her training. She fails because she kills it instead of taming it. Then she hears Yoda's voice...The french leaker didn't mention Anakin being the sloth transformed. He said it was BS.

But one who translated Jungian archetypal theory of mythological narrative to the masses and the self-confessed blueprint and main thematic basis for George Lucas' original trilogy.

So a hack director fell in love with a hack scholar's theories and used them to create a storytelling blueprint where all he had to do was fill in the blanks.

Why is scriptwriting by numbers anything to celebrate?

>Not selling your ruined franchise for 4 billion dollars and letting Disney handle the cancerous fanbase

Only Disney shills think the monomyth is a blueprint. Without a story and charcaters, what are we looking at, a diagram?

How's freshmen psych going?

Are these going to be things like Tsum Tsums they are going to sell dolls of at Star Wars Land?

youtube.com/watch?v=7eE4mtGVtnQ

Rey f....Rey f-f ... Rey ff-f-ffffails?!?

If Disney builds a giant animatronic from the sloth-like character from the movie it's easier for them if it's reminiscent of a sloth because then it will make more sense to people why it won't move quickly. Sloth is also one of the deadly sins.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sloth_(deadly_sin)

Lucas did:

youtube.com/watch?v=-qyjmJv7t60

What Disney is doing is precisely trying to subvert the values encoded in the monomyth.

Third post already asking about the sloth. So this can't be the original poster of that theory, could be a faker

> the force is literally a tree, Rey is the reencarnation of the sister who found the tree and gold member is his brother.

Literally stolen from naruto

I hope luke says this in the next movie.

Wow,I hated TFA because it was just ANH 2.0 but TLJ looks to be more original. They look so cute.
I can't for TLJ!

So, Anaking killed the younglings and now his Kylo killed the kids in the new Jedi Academy?
POTTERY

People, take notice, is not safe you send your kids to study the Jedi arts.

can someone give the source or a quick rundown of the sloth thing

Thanks for stealing my image prick

I will do what I want faggot.

HAHAAAAAAAAAAAA It just keeps getting worse