Sir Barry Stanton MBE edition
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>50 posts early
seriously?
Nothing's too early for Sir Barry Stanton
only way to beat the australian (you) who makes them 30 early
i don't make threads before the bump limit
barely ever make threads anymore as a result
*wins the best for Scotland*
*karate chops you in the neck*
stop lying!
That's not a good reason you fucking homo
Check out this mad cunt
what do you do? English teacher?
And share some pics xx
and fuck for evvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvaaaarrr
haha look at him go
23 and 55k ffs
New meme
Le thingkin goana
The spy who loved me...
*blocks your path*
Netball a shit
like whites and blacks
don't like asians
quite a lot of them look and act like literal aliens
Might do a cheeky move to china, thoughts?
Kek... Photoshopped obviously
good flick
why is this guy taking photos of his passport
oh no the depression is coming on
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autism, I assume
*stabs you*
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Need a babyshambles reunion tbqh
why is it that only ugly losers have asian/ginger fetishes, never seen a chad who gives a fuck about it
Ah yes lads, the cake, who'd like a bit?
Fuck off to /balt/ with this shit, nobody cares
racist
need some hemisphere correction on this
Just ordered a large donner meat and chips off justeat, that's lunch sorted
>the runt corn
What tea do you drink brit?
tfw lived in australia for 6 monthjs
unitoil ruins a man
you said that about breakfast
doubt is starting to creep in
does the aussie know his pics are upside down or is that just normal for them hahaha
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Ah yes lads
What's is a "leppo"?
On Her Majesty's Secret Service
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tfw lived in australia for 6 months, 1 month in brisbane, 1 month in adeliade (the actual worst) and 2 in sydney and melbourne. It was hell what a shit country.
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which was the actual best?
My mum never went to uni
oh no!
Come and live in Katherine for a bitty mate
don't get how you can come back to the UK and say this, genuinely baffles the mind
*waters thread*
my mum didn't
my dad didn't
my sister's didn't
my brother didn't
i did
joke woke up and already feeling hungry
I too was on r/badunitedkingdom this morning
My dad went to uni and graduated
He was the first in his family to do so though
both parents never went, both earn more than me who did
>passeport
was that really necessary?
how passé.
Aaaah yes, sliced onions lads
What is joke woke hahahah?
missus making the supper as we speak
Nobody in my family has including me
Bit grim
Melbourne was the best although Sydney harbour view is amazing when you're first there not gona lie.
Didn't go there, the sand blow up in rainbow beach was pretty cool tho.
The UK is shit too but at least we know we're shit average australian even at our age seems to think their country is legit. Tell you what is funny though the average indian restaurant in australia is a lo tbetter than the average indian restaurant in the uk.
Aah
hoho
Both me and my sis are virgins
Now this makes me think
what happens here?
Is she fat and ugly?
Do you like Beetroot, lads?
>packaged corn on the cob
>packaged onions
grim
Might move to tenerife, thoughts?
How you know?
Yes
Has a mental disability as well
quite like jordan peterson actually
is she under 11?
examine her hymen every month cause i'm a paki
She will be 18 next month
Aaaah yes lads
hahah oh nonononono
quintessentially stanton
pot noodles?
Also, but it's rather of putting how that female interviewer managed to run circles around him constantly, making him contradict himself non stop. He should have come better prepared.
going to juice a fruit in a minute
doing a lecture
Aaah yes lads, need to do my load aha x
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spacker
he's just a shit azak fever
yeah that shameful display probably wont be the highlight of his career
which 'strophe is that
>imagine paying thousands to do maths
thank you aussies for tara tainton
gaslighting the ex into believing our relationship was utterly blemish-free so she'll catch feelings for me again and i can shag her
never heard of him
never heard of him sorry
Aha
Today is one of the most important days in history
not him but youre welcome