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Sir Barry Stanton MBE edition

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>50 posts early
seriously?

Nothing's too early for Sir Barry Stanton

only way to beat the australian (you) who makes them 30 early

i don't make threads before the bump limit
barely ever make threads anymore as a result

*wins the best for Scotland*

*karate chops you in the neck*
stop lying!

That's not a good reason you fucking homo

Check out this mad cunt

what do you do? English teacher?

And share some pics xx

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and fuck for evvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvaaaarrr

haha look at him go

23 and 55k ffs

New meme

Le thingkin goana

The spy who loved me...

*blocks your path*

Netball a shit

like whites and blacks
don't like asians
quite a lot of them look and act like literal aliens

Might do a cheeky move to china, thoughts?

Kek... Photoshopped obviously

good flick

why is this guy taking photos of his passport

oh no the depression is coming on

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autism, I assume

*stabs you*

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Need a babyshambles reunion tbqh

why is it that only ugly losers have asian/ginger fetishes, never seen a chad who gives a fuck about it

Ah yes lads, the cake, who'd like a bit?

Fuck off to /balt/ with this shit, nobody cares

racist

need some hemisphere correction on this

Just ordered a large donner meat and chips off justeat, that's lunch sorted

>the runt corn

What tea do you drink brit?

tfw lived in australia for 6 monthjs

unitoil ruins a man

you said that about breakfast
doubt is starting to creep in

does the aussie know his pics are upside down or is that just normal for them hahaha

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Ah yes lads

What's is a "leppo"?

On Her Majesty's Secret Service

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tfw lived in australia for 6 months, 1 month in brisbane, 1 month in adeliade (the actual worst) and 2 in sydney and melbourne. It was hell what a shit country.

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which was the actual best?

My mum never went to uni

oh no!

Come and live in Katherine for a bitty mate

don't get how you can come back to the UK and say this, genuinely baffles the mind

*waters thread*

my mum didn't
my dad didn't
my sister's didn't
my brother didn't
i did

joke woke up and already feeling hungry

I too was on r/badunitedkingdom this morning

My dad went to uni and graduated
He was the first in his family to do so though

both parents never went, both earn more than me who did

>passeport
was that really necessary?
how passé.

Aaaah yes, sliced onions lads

What is joke woke hahahah?

missus making the supper as we speak

Nobody in my family has including me
Bit grim

Melbourne was the best although Sydney harbour view is amazing when you're first there not gona lie.

Didn't go there, the sand blow up in rainbow beach was pretty cool tho.

The UK is shit too but at least we know we're shit average australian even at our age seems to think their country is legit. Tell you what is funny though the average indian restaurant in australia is a lo tbetter than the average indian restaurant in the uk.

Aah

hoho

Both me and my sis are virgins

Now this makes me think

what happens here?

Is she fat and ugly?

Do you like Beetroot, lads?

>packaged corn on the cob
>packaged onions
grim

Might move to tenerife, thoughts?

How you know?

Yes
Has a mental disability as well

quite like jordan peterson actually

is she under 11?

examine her hymen every month cause i'm a paki

She will be 18 next month

Aaaah yes lads

hahah oh nonononono

quintessentially stanton
pot noodles?

Also, but it's rather of putting how that female interviewer managed to run circles around him constantly, making him contradict himself non stop. He should have come better prepared.

going to juice a fruit in a minute

doing a lecture

Aaah yes lads, need to do my load aha x

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spacker

he's just a shit azak fever

yeah that shameful display probably wont be the highlight of his career
which 'strophe is that

>imagine paying thousands to do maths

thank you aussies for tara tainton

gaslighting the ex into believing our relationship was utterly blemish-free so she'll catch feelings for me again and i can shag her

never heard of him

never heard of him sorry

Aha

Today is one of the most important days in history

not him but youre welcome