Steven Universe Bismuth Trailer
>steven and connie sparring
>bismuth sparring with the crystal gems
Is this becoming an action show?
i hope not because su action is always trash
...and introducing an all new character that's sure to become a fan favourite: Poochie!
Calling it now, bismuth is evil or an asshole, Steven or another member of the cast sees this, no one else believes them though
So we are just letting spoilers hang out on the front page now? Okay.
Bismuth is going to be a rabid dog that ultimately needs to be put down.
It's not spoilers if it's an official promo.
>that design
ohhhh god, please get shattered as quickly as possible
>She's one of the original crystal gems
What does she mean by this?
>Amethyst wasn't Grape Ape enough
>introduce Graper Ape
Of course, there must be some reason that Bismuth was in that bubble hidden from the others. Rose put Bismuth down herself but didn't have the heart to shatter her
It's a promo you dingus!
That's fair.
How will Lapis react to Bismuth?
But they're so elegant like dances.
If Lapis is a monster, then is Bismuth god?
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Steven keeps getting to add people he likes to the team, so it's only fair that the others get to add someone they like. That was the deal when they added Lapis to the team.
Woolie go back to the shame car
Amy and Steven seem to both be shrinking. By the end of next season they will both be pocket size.
>Wheres our Monorail?
>Wheres Amethyst braking into a Volkswagen Golf 1J-type wagon singing the theme to The Flintstones only to crash into a chestnut tree who is really Pearl shape shifting so that she can teach Amethyst a lesson?
And then she'll be redeemed.
Whats wrong with Amethyst's neck?
At least she doesn't have Amethyst's disgusting lips
i think it was probably supposed to be covered by her hair but i can't tell.
She used her shape shifting powers to shift its shape.
The problem is that even if Bismuth probably does have big problems, there's no way the show is gonna say someone is better off dead or imprisoned in a comatose state (bubbled) forever. Especially not with the voice actress they chose.
That chest hole is where he puts pies.
oh yes
Fixed.
I want to fuck Rose Quartz!
>woolie gem
>literally has a hole in their chest
>Implying
>chunky kong with play-doh squeeze hair
who designs these
who approves these
fuck
Rebecca "I'm bisexual teehee betcha didn't know that!" Sugar
Rebecca ''Gas the heteros! Gender wars now!'' Sugar?
So no one is gonna talk about how everyone's weapons are slightly different now?
Shut the fuck up
> not being cool with wooliegem
get in the hole.
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I agree. Only one close to decent was Alexandrite vs Malachite
I saw that, but who gives a shit? Also, I think they went a bit crazy with the stars on Bismuth
God I'm so disappointed with her design. I'm still not sure what they were trying to go for with it. Rainbow-Spaghetti on a shaved Grape Ape's head? Irradiated Cooking Mama turning into a Hulk-like figure with playdough sprouting through her brain?
The action always feels slow or it lacks impact. I was never a fan of it.
This
Bismuth is of no interest to me. When are we getting some actual villains?
If we get actual villains, then they will just turn good, because power of friendship.
wait a minute the purple Wollie looking thing is a girl.
I can sorta see where they're going with her design. Being a blacksmith and all.
Those stars better not be tattoos
GRANDMA Swamp
Friendly reminder.
She'll have to fuse with Peridot to defeat the evil Bitchmouth.
Looks like someone's over designed OC. Like a fan comic thing.
What difference would that make?
I guess at least it isn't Fiona, designed specifically to be waifu bait.
Calling it. Bismuth was a Sgt Barnes type who started using brutal tactics and targeting "civilian" gems in the war.
fiona?
Seriously? Is Adventure Time really already out of peoples' minds?
Hm, didn't see it like that before. I guess it kinda makes sense.
I still hate it but that's just me really.
How likely is it that Bismuth is staying?
Even Peridot and Lapis had to stay at the barn, why does Bismuth get to be an official new gem?
Its likely a red herring.
has the right idea
Nah Rebecca only hates gay men for some reason
>Bismuth created the weapon that corrupted the Gems to win the war in one decisive blow and pinned the blame on the diamonds until Rose found out
calling it now
now we know where their weapons came from.
Dating a black man doesn't make her bisexual
Bismuth is a weapon forger for Gems.
She's even dressed like a blacksmith.
There's going to be a very good reason she had to be bubbled away inside lion.
>it has the same annoying voice as the cat from the gender swamp adventure time episodes
ok, im going to need a list of every episode she is in to skip them
This. She's clearly working on a sword here, and she even transforms her hand into a hammer in one shot
>abloo bloo play-doh woolie
Y'all are babies and that ain't news but at least be original with your whining, or else it makes it obvious you're echoing ideas.
The only thing that's truly terrible are the rainbow dreads. Fuck those dreads.
This. There's no way that Bismuth is going to become a part of the team like Peri or even Lapis have become. She's going to snap very quickly and either end up bubbled again, or disappear to become a Jasper like threat.
Maybe even more threatening than Jasper, as Jasper just wants to get chained down by Lapis and have angry sex at this point.
I have to go now. My people need me.
*Bismuth died on her way back to Homeworld*
>Bismuth "abandoned" by crystal gems for not seeing her (twisted) side of things
>Scorpio d Jasper finds a powerful, gem-hating fusion partner
>Bismuth/Jasper fusion
My dick can't handle that level of big hair and muscle.
Woah woah woah waoh... amethyst has a white shirt now
Her yaoi arts tell me otherwise
the villains are the diamond authority, dipshits.
Would you /sug/?
Maybe if she gets killed a few times she'll reform as something actually decent?
I prefer him over Jasper the rapist. So why not?
Gregs is so under-rated.
>he pays for everything steven needs
>he lives in a van while steven has a home (also why is that? Do you think the gems loath him?)
>he's the best single father i've seen in a cartoon
Reminder
Don't hurt em too bad, sucrose.
>Voiced by Crazy Eyes
Pretty much yeah
This has to be on porpuose, her surname means "master of the universe", one of the blue diamond court gems looked like her mom, she can fuse with steven! (We don't know if he can fuse with other humans).
What if she's like steven? Half gem? Or maybe a blue dimanond shard? Or somethinglikethat idk
It is if he looks like a grandma
no
>that remade pearl spear
JESUS
THEY DONT JUST GET THEIR WEAPONS THEY GET THEM MADE
bismuth could have looked like this
has anyone done rule 63 kevin? i'm curious as to what that would be like
No that's fucking stupid kys
Diamond is Connie after a time travel event sent her to the distant past to when gems were first created. Humans and diamonds are made mostly of carbon.
I like the idea of them gem being on the head. comine that with her current hair and change her body type and it would be golden.
Like the face mask thing. Like the hair. Not a fan that the rest of her looks like a miniature Rose.
I'm okay with this Bismuth. Not extremely happy, but content
that looks pretty bad
Are those supposed to be the 8 planets of the solar system? The order seems kind of jumbled up..
You somehow posted a design worse than the official one. Bravo.
Why does bismuth look like shit /sug/? What would you have done?