>The footage began with probably a two-minute intro of footage from the first several movies, all focusing on the Infinity Stones we’ve seen so far. Then, the Marvel Studios logo, and on to the new stuff.
>The Guardians of the Galaxy are flying around. “Put on your mean faces,” Star-Lord says, because he expects something nasty. There has been crazy destruction, and then a body smashes up against their ship. “Get it away,” Rocket says. They bring the body in and it’s Thor. (Spoilers for Ragnarok, we guess?) Mantis wakes him up and Thor jumps up and exclaims “Who the hell are you guys?”
>Next we see the Guardians with Thor, flying to another planet, and when they arrive—again, it’s just massive destruction again. They all know something is very wrong.
>5 Disney dollars have been deposited to your Disney plus shill plan for basement dwelling faggots.
Brandon Anderson
when is this releasing?
Hudson Mitchell
>Cut to Earth. Scarlet Witch is moving around some cars or something and a female voiceover says “Death follows him like a shadow.” Loki emerges and presents the Tesseract to someone who is taller than him.
>Cut to Queens and the hairs on the arm of a young Peter Parker stand up on end. He turns around in fear and we see a ship flying toward a planet we assume is Earth. “We have one advantage,” Tony Stark says. “He’s coming to us.” As the ship crashes, we see Mantis, Iron Man, Star-Lord, Doctor Strange, and a few others characters in total shock.
>“Fun really isn’t something one considers when balancing the universe,” a voice says. Gamora turns around in total horror. “But this puts a smile on my face.” Star-Lord: “Oh no.” And out of a black hole emerges the purple madman, Thanos.
Logan Baker
>Thor jumps up and exclaims “Who the hell are you guys?” I literally don't need anything else, this movie is shit
Xavier Thomas
>A fight begins. Doctor Strange is putting down platforms and Star-Lord is jumping off them, shooting his guns. Cut to Spider-Man, in his new suit revealed at the end of Homecoming, jumping through the air. A shot of Vision behind bars. A shot of a Wakandan army which includes Bucky. Captain America comes out of shadows with a full beard. Black Widow is shown with blonde hair. Iron Man has new, very sleek armor. Someone is using the Hulkbuster armor. Just a huge montage of shots.
>Peter Parker is on the ground very hurt. “I’m sorry Tony,” he says behind tears with Iron Man holding his head. Thanos grabs Thor’s head and squeezes. Then Thanos, in the heat of battle with the Infinity Gauntlet on his hand, uses the power of the two stones he has (Purple and Blue, I think) to grab a moon. He starts to drag it toward whatever planet everyone is standing on. The debris starts to fly and... cut to title card.
>we see a ship flying toward a planet we assume is Earth. Do shills really not know what Earth looks like?
Alexander Sanders
>“Put on your mean faces,” Star-Lord says
more quips
Jacob Cox
Good to know Loki and Thor both survive Thor Ragnarok.
Hudson Peterson
This trailer? Never, probably. Just for people at the Disney expo. The movie is out May 2018.
Josiah Flores
This trailer was mostly a big spoiler for the new Thor movie. No mention of Hulk anywhere either.
Camden Nguyen
how is that a quip?
Luke Nguyen
>Doctor Strange is putting down platforms and Star-Lord is jumping off them, shooting his guns. why? what's the point? strange could do so much more than a gun can do.
Evan Stewart
>The Guardians of the Galaxy are flying around. “Put on your mean faces,” Star-Lord says, because he expects something nasty. There has been crazy destruction, and then a body smashes up against their ship. “Get it away,” Rocket says. They bring the body in and it’s Thor. (Spoilers for Ragnarok, we guess?) Mantis wakes him up and Thor jumps up and exclaims “Who the hell are you guys?”
that sounds fucking terrible and stupid
Jose Foster
This is going to be Age of Ultron-tier
Jack Nguyen
FUCKING /HYPED/ LADS
Kevin Roberts
OH NO HUMOR REEEEE
Isaac Sullivan
>DC shill gets mad when it's not all about Martha
Jordan Reyes
How is that good that they survive Ragnarok - the fate of the gods. It's blatant pandering, all for ((($))). They lose all integrity.
Cooper Cruz
Iirc comic book strange could solo this, ghost rider too
Elijah Miller
Where's Iron Fist and Luke Cage?
Leo Young
This. I immediately thought Strange's powers could be put to way better use, and what happened to the jetpacks that they had in Guardians 2?
Henry Russell
In a non-canon universe along with the rest of the TV characters
Jack Diaz
>this meme again
Easton Morales
SPOILER WARNING
CAM RIP FROM AN EARLY SCREENING OF INFINITY WAR
Asher Murphy
While the whole footage of new Spiderman blows. As in SUCKS COCKS
Cameron Bailey
>Spoiler tag after the spoiler What did they mean by this?
Isaac Powell
Daredevil is plotted around the aftermath of Avengers
Jessica Jones almost gets murdered because some woman is pissed The Avengers didn't save her daughter or some shit
Levi Ross
>Peter Parker is on the ground very hurt. “I’m sorry Tony,” he says behind tears with Iron Man holding his head Really doubling down on this relationship aren't you Marvel.
Colton Reed
Pure kino
Carson Lee
>>The Guardians of the Galaxy are flying around. “Put on your mean faces,” Star-Lord says, because he expects something nasty. There has been crazy destruction, and then a body smashes up against their ship. “Get it away,” Rocket says. Not even trying anymore huh?
Julian Walker
What, hiding that you're a DC faggot?
Connor Evans
Keep posting WW threads Pajeet
Hudson Walker
...
Jace Morales
>>The footage began with probably a two-minute intro of footage from the first several movies, all focusing on the Infinity Stones we’ve seen so far. Then, the Marvel Studios logo, and on to the new stuff. >>The Guardians of the Galaxy are flying around. “Put on your mean faces,” Star-Lord says, because he expects something nasty. There has been crazy destruction, and then a body smashes up against their ship. “He didn't fly so good,” Rocket says. They bring the body in and it’s CIA. (Spoilers for TDKR, we guess?) Mantis wakes him up and CIA jumps up and exclaims “Who the hell are you big guys?” >>Next we see the Guardians with CIA, flying to another planet, and when they arrive—again, it’s just massive destruction again. They all know something is very wrong and they no longer feel in charge.
Jeremiah Bennett
Sorry shill, it sounds like another quipfest. Let's hope it doesn't bomb like homocumming though!
Hudson Hernandez
>end of the universe
better start quipping
Luis Taylor
K I N O I N O
Kevin Anderson
we always see these after a few weeks
Dominic Sanchez
>the footage begins >it ain't me starts playing
Benjamin Howard
...
Adam Diaz
>Put on your meme faces! What did he mean by this?
Lucas Collins
>“Put on your mean faces,”
Tyler Cooper
>Captain America comes out of the shadows with a full beard
PUNISHED CAP
Camden Walker
>“Put on your mean faces,” Sounds like something a woman would say
Juan Martin
>in his new suit revealed at the end of Homecoming
how could he discard karen? : (
Isaiah Johnson
...
Michael Reyes
why is thanos so fat/thicc?
Connor Taylor
...
Cooper Sullivan
Homecoming didn't bomb DC-tard. Maybe you need to kill yourself.
Blake Howard
Didn't even know it was filming
Logan Powell
im not familiar with this character, is he supposed to be comedic or goofy?
Justin Gonzalez
if they do this at all then this is 100% proof that Christopher Markus and Stephen McFeely browse Sup Forums
Idk, why does he use his cosmic power to make a whip and bludgeon people in his own movie?
Isaiah Edwards
Thor is literally /ourguy/
Nicholas Wilson
>got rid of the kirby armor for futuristic hiker clothes
Thomas Ramirez
>>The footage began with probably a two-minute intro of footage from the first several movies fucking dropped
Leo Brown
When's Nova?
Zachary Price
Nobody ever posts the context. This is from a version of the comics aimed and younger readers. It's like the fisher price of marvel comics. It's more goofy and there's less actual combat.
>>Cut to Earth. Scarlet Witch is moving around some cars or something and a female voiceover says “Death follows him like a league of shadows.” Loki emerges and presents the Tesseract to someone who is a bigger guy than himself. >>Cut to Queens and the hairs on the arm of a young Peter Parker stand up on end. He turns around in fear and we see a plane flying toward a planet we assume is Earth. “We have one advantage,” Tony Stark says. “He’s coming on board.” As the plane crashes, we see Mantis, Iron Man, Star-Lord, Doctor Strange, CIA and a few others characters in total shock. >>“Flight plans really aren't something one considers when balancing the universe,” a voice says. Gamora turns around in total horror. “But this puts a mask on my face.” Star-Lord: “Bane?” And out of a black hole emerges the absolute madman, Tom Hardy.
Sebastian Cooper
i enjoyed this
Isaac Richardson
lol, Thanos is so weak he can be arrested by ordinary cops? i thought he was a demi-god or some shit, or is that what the MCU want us to think?|
Gavin Campbell
that video will never be released.
Zachary Taylor
>WW >Pajeet
Jose Roberts
>why? what's the point? I dunno, wait and see maybe.
Justin Martinez
>Put on your mean faces
and the quips keep coming
Joseph Wood
He's a genetically malformed weirdo. His mother wanted to murder him at birth.
James Wood
>there are people that actually enjoy this garbage America was a mistake
Cooper White
>fan poster.jpg
Wyatt Kelly
I think this is the moment many of us realized these films are made for children and we are a bunch of man-childs.
Ryder Jackson
The people that don't watch this stuff don't post in these threads. That's the same for everything. It's the reason that Doctor Who threads can be Tumblr colonies with barely anyone noticing.
Jayden Reed
How boring.
Angel Jenkins
I don't watch this stuff and I'm posting here. It's kind of hard to avoid these faggots when they flood half the catalog. I also think we should make them feel as unwelcome as possible. Plebs are a cancer on this board and they need to be purged.
Jaxson Morgan
nothing wrong with that
Connor Stewart
...
Brody Hernandez
Andrew, where are you? :^)
Christopher Anderson
I love his costume.
Liam Bennett
>marvel will do apocalypse and the four horsemen better than fox
Lincoln Powell
>enemy is called the "black order" and has to be destroyed by mostly aryan male heroes
>based marvel
Isaac Morris
Sounds like shit.
t. concerned marvel fan
Evan Jackson
You watch this stuff.
Leo Campbell
each of these fucker would be able to carry its own movie.
Alexander Torres
Haven't seen a capeshit since the first Iron Man
Ian Green
>no, this scene needs MORE superheroes
This movie is gonna feel like a parody of itself. It's gonna be amazing to watch them make something so boring, soulless, and exaggerated without having any self awareness that even their cringy "self aware quips" are part of the very problem
Kevin Kelly
Who plays Proxima Midnight?
Cooper Barnes
We all believe you.
lol nope
Sebastian Harris
sort of want
Henry Rivera
Is it that hard to believe not everyone has as shit taste as you?
