/sug/ - Steven Universe General

Lapidot Edition

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>Alone at Sea
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>Monster Reunion
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>Restaurant Wars
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>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
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>iTunes Sneak Peek for Bismuth
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>2-min clips and screenshots from CN's server
kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>LEAK BOT
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>Steven's Summer Adventure running every weeknight for 4 weeks starting from July 18
ew.com/article/2016/07/07/steven-universe-uzo-aduba-bismuth
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>SDCC Steven Universe Panel
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>SDCC Lauren Zuke's SU Zine
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>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
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>Soundtrack downloads
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>Listen to the soundtrack
soundcloud.com/aivisura


>Crewniverse Tumblr
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>Ronaldo's Blog
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>Peridot's Twitter
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>Archived threads
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BISMUTH IS A NIGGER

>They will never hang out again

I like where this thread is going.

Here we go.

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We're back, baby!

>UNHAND HIM JASPER
>UNHAND HIM JASPER
>UNHAND HIM JASPER
>Hey, we're getting in a rut!

>Implying that we're not getting a No Need for Greg OVA.

In all honesty though, if they could pull off a miniseries at some point that'd be really neat.

>You will never be sat in your living room one day munching on a bag of chaaaps
>You will never have your show interrupted by a sudden knocking and scraping at your door
>You will never disregard the knocking because it is way to late in the day for people to be bothering you
>You will never get angered that the knocking stops only to be continued by a constant ringing by the doorbell
>You will never get up begrudgingly after being heavily invested into your cartoon about crying fruit
>You will never walk towards your door with a scowl ready for whomever awaits on the other side as the ringing continues
>You will never notice how odd it is that the closer you get to the door, the more you can hear weird clicking noises
>You will never open the door to an ungodly amalgamation of a gem and an insect
>You will never stare into her eye as she tilts her head to one side confused as to the weird ape that is before her
>You will never be barged to one side as the weird amalgamate enters your home and makes a beeline straight for the chaaaps
>You will never come rushing in after her telling her to stop melting your floorboards as she clicks and gurgles away happily at the snack
>You will never notice how her attention immediately snaps to the television at the beginning of a chaaaps commercial
>You will never hear her vaguely mimic the song from the commercial
>You will never yell at the amalgamate to get out and go home
>You will never see the amalgamate begin to tear up at the mention of home
>You will never feel like an asshole as she looks at you >Pic related
>You will never apologise and wrap your arms around her, careful not to be melted by her death slobber

Duh.

>recent episodes have removed wiener in hand from funland

I don't know how but I blame tumblr

>You will never be hugged tightly back as she continues to gurgle, click and cry
>You will never guide the both of you to the sofa, still in embrace and lie down together
>You will never have consensual Hugging with her until you both sleep
>You will never have a damaged gem to look after and care for for the rest of your life until her inevitable mental repair

Life is suffering /sug/
It hurts.

"I'm sorry i embarrassed the cheer-leading squad during the homecoming game."
"It's fine Lapis, but just wear underwear from now on before climbing the pyramid."

Xth for good times

reminder to collect Big Guy

he doesn't fly so good and he doesn't get to bring friends

guys I woke up from a nap and Lapis was in my room!

He already made peace with one gem, give it some time before the next one.

>Children's network
>Allowing anymore obvious dick jokes
>Not noticing who to blame

They were "hanging out" in Steven's Birthday

They just didn't have Wiener-in-hands back then.

fucking gay ass tumblr cancer delete this

centipeetle x jasper?

>3D lapis

absolutely disgusting

Why do girls dress like whores?

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ask your mother

They were in the past so it could've changed.

Was it in Too Short To Ride

I want you to stop posting forever.

no

naw, it was like that in tstr too
the dream is dead

rate the gems in order of cuteness.

have another

>funland

the irony

>Subjective

>Steven is getting more and more strength, displaying super strength, speed, and mental abilities
>Peridot is now a metal bender
>Lapis has joined the party, and is just as strong as ever

I can't wait for this show to leave earth and become full Gurren Lagann

Top 5
LAPIS
LAPIS
LAPIS
LAPIS
Peridot

kick the baby

This makes me hype for more metal powers

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I'd blue it. I'd blue it hard.

>Poil
>Lapis
>Peridot
>Sapphire
>Yellow Diamond

Centipeedle > Peridot > Lapis > Pearl > Steven

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Make way for best gem.

What's this show's appeal?

God damn I love tiny Amy. But I love any Amy.

Elder God Tier: Centi
Dirt: Bloople
The Worms inside of the dirt: everyone else

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>lapis

Now that Dottie has Magneto's powers, she gets back her floating touch stumps?

God I hope so

But now she's the fucking "funny" character so they'll probably keep her a midget

>Lapis

yo /sug/ , just got back from dentist. any leaks released?

Lore, plot, action, waifus.

Pearl > Lapis > Peridot > Ruby > Sapphire > Rose > Jasper > Garnet > Bismuth

>Lapis
are you sure about that

>Gurren Laggan
>Steven Universe
Stevens shield is made of pure spiral energy
>mfw I realise this is a crossover episode.

>cy peaктop
Hy ты вooбщe нe пaлишьcя.

Now that Dottie has Magneto's powers, she doesn't need her floating touch stumps

Why do whores dress like girls?

Lots of lore, fun music, gradual complication of plot and theme as the show goes on.

And an entire cast of potential waifus. We got your fetish here.

BEST GEM
CUTE GEM

nothing to report

Because they're whores

Duh

Lore, visuals/art, soundtrack, /sug/

PLAQUE MONSTERS

a ты блять кaк нe пaлишьcя

SOMOS

>The cluster becomes galaxy size Gurren and defends earth

It's shit

So if you like shit, like me, it's perfect.

You mean some attention whore who painted herself blue

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a хyли нaм кaбaнaм

AS CRYSTAL GEMS

Y ESTEBAN

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not on these pearly whites

I have a MIGHTY NEED for a Lapidot episode anons

Cepвepa Двaчa пpикpыли?

The infinite power coursing within that lithe frame! A monster lurking behind a pretty face... And she can FLY!

I will solo-fuse to this picture now, excuse me

If Rubies are meant to be soldiers, why are they smol?

Yeah, but its prolly going to be Steven being the Nia of the series, with Connie as Shimon.

I had no idea Jasper was animated by Don Bluth

Guess we can expect her to drown Steven while eating

>After it takes form a destroys the earth.
>Pic related

If the leaked episode titles are any indication, there's almost no shot at that for the rest of the season. MAYBE Steven v. Amethyst or Bismuth if the Spanish leaker's legit, but it doesn't seem likely.

baby sour cream looks fucking creepy

this art is so adorable!!!!!!!!!!!

We'll be settling for Twitter updates for at least a few days, friend

Maybe they were over produced and now are cut smaller. Home world is facing a resource crisis

They get made real fast if you don't have to spend time growing them, and are mighty expendable.

They're like The Grunts in Halo.

Cheaper to replace.

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:^)

what do you guys think of this low poly jasper I'm making? this is my first time doing a humanoid model so I'm sure it isn't the best

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What if Connie puked?

What did ever happen to him?
will we see more of him?

>smol
stop it
Rubies are Gemkind's red shirts/zerglings.

I don't think rose could enter people's minds. She's too emotionally stunted for that to be the case. If she had, any of the gems who'dve slept would've known about it.