Bill Cipher Statue Hunt Thread #33 (Day 10) - I can't solve the clue, Tumblabel, I'm ill Edition

REMEMBER:
>ONLY THE FIRST AND LAST CLUE MATTER
>JOURNAL 3 IS IRRELEVANT
>"RETURN TO WHERE IT ALL BEGAN" REFERS TO THE FIRST CLUE ONLY
>DON'T FORGET TO WATERMARK YOUR FINDINGS

CURRENT CLUE:
"Return to where it all began / The final piece is in your hands / The parchment can be such a tease / The answer's written in the trees"

IMAGE OF THE FIRST CLUE + MAP (full res):
desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/co/image/1469/63/1469631272256.jpg

POSSIBLE LOCATIONS, CLUES, RECAPS AND STREAMS HERE:
pastebin.com/dz0Ta3cv

The statue may be in either California or Oregon. So take a trip, find it.

Previously:
Information may be updated as the hours pass, be sure to read the thread (and pastebin) and stay up to date in all Gravity Falls mania.

DO NOT POST A NEW THREAD BEFORE PAGE 10.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=ESi7uGMNaMs
youtube.com/watch?v=_skYTQ9pnLM
youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw
youtube.com/watch?v=_tmdv6jBNho
youtube.com/watch?v=pIfA2F6SwM4
soundcloud.com/user-943888640/cipherhunt-song
reddit.com/r/gravityfalls/comments/4tte1f/cipher_hunt_megathread/
reddit.com/r/gravityfalls/comments/4tte1f/cipher_hunt_megathread/d5xddzc
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Okay fags, lets stop messing around and do this.
For real this time... we cannot let Tumblr get it first. They will trip and crush it.

first for focus!

First for fuck it, time for porn!

First for Tumblr to win Wacky Races on Monday.

Wow, not only you can't solve the clue, but you've also given up.
You're weak, no, you're worse than that. You're absolute garbage.
Time to apologize.

So if Dip is Sup Forums and Mabel's tumblr, who's Wendy? Instagram?

And how bout Tambry? Twitter? Facebook?

Remember everyone...
Come Monday Alex will probably make the whole thing obvious and this will become Wacky Races again.

Washingtonons
Oregonanons
Californianons

Get ready

...

> Time to apologize
I never said anything Alex, I loved 2b. Can you give me a hint? :)

...

That porn is related to the clue?
it has something useful?
I would like to see it, show me that porn!!

Lets wait til Manday

...

Reddit, i suppose.
Red hair.

> filename
I kekd

...

>begging for a hint
Do you also want me to change your diapers?
It's sad. I guess I've gotta blame myself for this, though, I overestimated you.

...

So, what came out of the red squares?
anything?

Seriously, what do you think they'll do?

People here have talked about putting their dick on it, jizzing on it, vandalizing it, and stealing it.

Why do you think that us getting it is better?

If you want your "Nerd of Destiny" so bad, why the hell are you giving out a hint?

the tumblr file name really adds an extra layer to the burn

The show is based off of one really kick ass summer alex and his sister had when they were kids... return to where it all began...
Did he ever say where this summer vacation was? I'm assuming gravity falls is a fictional name.

Why?

Because faggots like him takes Sup Forums as part of his identity, someone using another site finding it first means his identity is threatened, as an already depressed little faggot this is something he wishes to avoid at all cost.

That is not why, I am just trying to get people to work on this again because I am way to invested in the hunt.

...

>Last weekend
>Sup Forums getting angry at puzzle people for doing things besides working on the puzzle
>This weekend
>Sup Forums barely trying on last clue

me again, it's time to take you to school.

pic related is the code 'ETX CPI ASTD GI?'
the Key for this code was BLUEBOOK
(ignore spaces during calculation)
Now, the basic premise of Viginere is that each letter of the key tells you how many letters to go back by, with A being 0, B being 1, C is 2 and so forth.
In this case the first letter of the key 'B' sends the first letter of the code back by 1, into 'D'. Second key 'L' sends second code 'T' back 11 letters back to 'I'. 'U' sends 'X' back 20 into 'D'.

oh look, the first 3 letters spell DID. that's promising
so you keep going and eventually you get the full decode as 'DID YOU MISS ME?'

Great stuff, but ok, lets see if we can find your second solution.
for this we're going to take the 'fake' answer that most people guessed at the end of the episode 'CAN SHE WAKE UP?", and i will agree it seemed plausable due to matching the word/letter count and being partially relavant to the events of the episode.
The process to prove (lol) that this code is the answer is to reverse it to a codeword that makes sense. pro tip, all Vigenere key words are either actuall words or at least made up ones that are relevant, so we shouldn't get a random mash of letters for the key.
So, turning 'CAN SHE WAKE UP?' into 'ETX CPI ASTD GI?' and turning the required letter shift into a code word. We also have to add 1 for skipping A which is 0, unless the letter didn't shift, in which case it's 'A'.
ok, C into E is a 2 letter shift resulting in 'C', A into T becomes 'T', N into X becomes 'K', and so on... until you get your final keyword...
CTKKIEESJZMT
there's no way that would be a logical key word, but it does turn ETX CPI ASTD GI into CAN SHE WAKE UP.

ANYWAY, point i'm saying is there's no way you could perfectly craft a giant paragraph of text that decodes into 2 legible solutions without having one of your 'key' words be a complete fucking jumble of shit.

But people are invested in it.

On tumblr. Best guess is that most of them go there.

Fuck, tumblr is really going to win this, isn't it?

Okay thanks man
Any ideas?

Probably the Monday clue will make it obvious and whoever is closest at the time will nab it.

Also we really were Dick Dastardly here:

youtube.com/watch?v=ESi7uGMNaMs

Tumblr keeps reposting images from this thread though.

No, the first to find it will.

Yes that person will probably use tumblr, considering how many more obsessed autist fans use tumblr more. Its not a fucking clan we are fighting.

>Fuck, tumblr is really going to win this, isn't it?
Probably.

OKAY FAGS, IF YOU ARE NOT GONNA WORK ON THE CLUE AT LEAST DO THIS!

Monday is gonna be the finale of Wacky Races: Gravity Falls edition

Post the song you will be listening to while everyone is searching again.

Less talking about Tumblr. More solving the riddle.

The Pines family would be laughing at this thread right now for how incompetent everyone here seems.

youtube.com/watch?v=_skYTQ9pnLM

that shit right there.

>"The parchment can be such a tease"
Are we separate what could be just "tease" material from what we need to solve?
This is the real obstacle

THIS
Someone get on it, I am to autistic

Yeah they probably will. They are dumb as bricks but have what we don't.

>Numbers.
>Willingness to actually hit the road and follow leads

A Jigsaw should be fucking easy though, you have all the pieces of the puzzle, your only challenge is putting them together. (the only difficult part of the Jigsaw was all the blank yellow areas).

But this final stage of the puzzle has us stumped because of how vague it is.
>Return to where it all began
where what began, the first puzzle, the first episode, the place where Hirsch got his inspiration???
>The parchment can be such a tease
implying that something in the clue is a trick?
>The answer's written in the trees
we've been looking at these trees for fucking days, we've tried altering the image, checking every branch, even trying to interpret the trees as viking runes.

THIS AIN'T NO FUCKING JIGSAW FUN FOR ALL TUMBLRS AGE 3 AND UP.
DO YOU SEE ANY OF THEM SOLVING THIS SHIT?

>skinny
>feminine
Why is this Tumblr?

youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

I thought the idea of trying to see if the text from the last code could be decoded was promising.

I thought re-decoding the PINES numbers was promising.

I thought the three dots being three places named after Pines Family characters from the show was promising. Or being three of the clue locations since three of the clues did line up.

I thought written in the trees just meaning the PINES did make sense.

I thought taking another look at the symbols around the top and right ride of the first clue was promising.

I thought looking at circled shit was promising.

I thought Piedmont Pines or Standford U were at least reasonable guesses but no luck there.

Just the general estrogen level really.

>Someone on Reddit said "Ohh.. that's what that thing was. We shot it up and then hit it with some tannerite. Sorry" in response to a thread about the statue
Please be real please be real please be real

>Monday is gonna be the finale of Wacky Races: Gravity Falls edition
>Post the song you will be listening to while everyone is searching again.


Let's get some appropriate Final Boss music in here at least:

youtube.com/watch?v=_tmdv6jBNho

The discord fags have set up a thread in r/Oregon to get help searching areas.

lol
redditor is ascii122, as if anyone here cares

>Dox
When was the last time that happened? The last couple of timesvI saw were on Tumblr.

jesus fuck

Yeah tumblr has been far more dox happy.

BIG SPOOKY BOOGEYMAN

> Gravity Falls Theme
> Slowed down
> Chip-tune
FUCK OFF, NOT EVEN MINI BOSS TIER!

more like Reddit and Discord

Discord Chat best Wacky Races team.

youtube.com/watch?v=pIfA2F6SwM4

-the words in the trees
-the dots
-the red squares
-the circled hand
- the x´s
- the rhymes deciphering
What we need to ignore? and what we need to work with?

It's pretty funny because its exactly how Sup Forums thinks about tumblr.

The big consuming boogeyman who ruins good and brings badong

Happens all the time actually, but those people tend to stick to Sup Forums, or have moved to 8ch.

>badong
I assume you know the rule.

GUYS ITS IN FRANCE
because Dipper's name is Mason

I have actually ran out of ideas...
Someone give me a task to do so I can help out

>It´s the final countdown!! just like they always sung about

soundcloud.com/user-943888640/cipherhunt-song

Gates, Oregon. Reddit just fucking figured it out.

STREAM WHERE

can someone transcribe lyrics for this? i can't bring myself to listen to the whole thing

Alright then everyone. We are looking for a pile of rubble now.

I guess we can try overlaying the map again in areas either by those 3 clue locations that matched up or those 3 Pines character name locations that matched up. Mabel OR, Ford's Mill OR, and Camp Sherman OR? Something like that.

Parchment being a tease could maybe mean that the trail line isn't important and is meaningless only the X means anything?

What? Link? You mean it's there or that's another dumb guess?

Overlay on Gates.

Wait, what? No one here said anything about doxxing him, that was all discord fags

reddit.com/r/gravityfalls/comments/4tte1f/cipher_hunt_megathread/
Select posts to new and take a look.

I really don't think Sherman is a valid area. If anything if the name thing is true the only areas we will need are the 4 central pines.

Seems worth a shot

>Some people have found the coordinates 44.668 -122.3579 which lead to Gates, Oregon. I live about 2.5 hours away from there, but the way they got it seems a bit far fetched to me and the N coordinates were obtained oddly. I would drive out only if we were completely sure or had a really good lead on it, but until then I will try to keep updated. I'm leaving to go camping later today in a totally different section of Oregon and so, again, I would need strong evidence if I was to put that off (there are people going with us) to go search for this.

reddit.com/r/gravityfalls/comments/4tte1f/cipher_hunt_megathread/

I mean at least looking at Gates, OR on map overlay.

"Rusty Gates" too after all.

reddit.com/r/gravityfalls/comments/4tte1f/cipher_hunt_megathread/d5xddzc
The posts in that comment thread.
Probably as promising a lead as we've had yet. Where are our Oregonanons?

That is some bullshit. It's like when sea shells threatened to burn the puzzle it somehow got turned into US threatening to burn down the puzzle. Wtf.

We're there fucking scapegoat.

Blah, i know you're here. Tell these fags to stop pushing shit on us

I am looking at it and there is NO where to overlay

Fuuuuck, sounds plausible.
Hyde, where are you? We need you to go to Gates, Oregon right now.

How did they get these coordinates? How does it fit with the rest of the clue? We can mobilize but if its another "ehh its kinda close" then whats the point?

>Gates, Oregon

we should check this out

>the first user that found the 122.3579 coordinate, he numbered the trees 1-9. Then made a list of all the trees that had the "hand" looking branches. This is tree 1, tree 2, tree 2 (listed twice since tree 2 has 2 hand coordinates), tree 3, 5, 7, 9. Put the numbers together to make 122.3579 coordinate.
I applied the same method to the trees with no hand branches. So, trees with no hand branches are trees 4, 6, & 8. 46.8 puts us in Washington, so that doesn't work. So then I decided to list the plain branches on those trees. So tree 4, tree 4 (listed twice because it has two branches), tree 6, tree 6, tree 8. Gives 44.668.

Is that rust?

I fucking TOLD you guys we needed to be looking for coordinates. the answer being in the trees was telling us we needed to use A1Z26 on something.

I am trying to overlay the map right now. It seemed promising initially, but there's really no way to do so. Welp.

Punish me daddy Alex.

Mwhahahhablahblah

Wait what?

blah you faggot you posted the wrong one

Where's Hyde located?

Now we really can't put the Sup Forums flag in Bill's hand. Face it boys. Unless one of you lives in or near Gates. We lost.

Fuck the map, we still need to check the place out right now.
Oreganons where are you?

You'll never find it you fools

You blind, buried fools

Indeed. I always maintained the red trail was nothing more then a meaningless red herring.

Maybe. My only issue is that honestly I don't see a road, a river, or anything by there that matches the trail to the X. Unless that's a fucking hiking trail not on any maps or something, or the whole line to the X is a fucking read herring. Maybe only the X means anything. Fuck maybe NONE of the map means anything and the trail is ONLY part of the clue to look at the FIRST fucking clue again. I don't know.

Quick, someone call Hyde.
5416225901

>THE ANSWER'S WRITTEN IN THE TREES

The "answer" is PINES in the banner, but it wasn't actually "PINES" it was the fact that it was in numbers (A1Z26) So you probably had to translate some of the original clues into A1Z26

you only use A1Z26 to turn numbers into letters, why would you do that with coordinates?