IF AMERICANS ARE SO FAT

HOW THE FUCK ARE WE BEATING YOU FAGGOTS IN EVERYTHING?

In b4 per capita

Per capita.

Per capita

Americans are the best at the top of the scale in everything, which is really all that matters.

Why focus on mediocrity, when you can be the best?

because niggers

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Diversity is our strength.

>that change in net worth from Bush's presidency to Obama's

Really makes you think, huh.

Easy.
The answer is.

Rep atipac

you can still be fat and beat other people's meat

Extremes. We are the best at everything. Including being fat.

To all the per capita faggots, you do realize that gymnastics bans more than two athletes from one country from contests, we are literally handicapping ourselves and you faggots still manage to lose, pitiful

I'm in a casino in Vegas right now.
They're giving 3/2 odds that U.S. gets more of every medal than anyone else...

I put down $200. Fuck you Japan.

>handicap
>141 more athletes than the next country below them (china)

what did he mean by this?

Not at everything Japan is better at getting bronze medals u retard

Country with the smallest dick always wins the Olympics because they need to prove how big their dicks are so bad. Confirmed fact.

you literally blew up your own country gambling on seal blubber derivatives and then put women in charge of the ashes you fucking cuck

>implying Obama had anything to do with it

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This the correct answer

Anabolic steroids and EPO

seal blubber derivatives are way up nigger

Hey man, what's up with your week-long Al Capone festival?

is it our fault the chinks can't manage to dig up athletes in the billion people they have?

have you considered that maybe Americans, despite our diets, are just genetically more predisposed to being physically fit?

pic related. the american is the second from the left.

It was deemed insensitive to celebrate the life of a criminal so it was changed into an Adolf Hitler festival to celebrate the life of a great painter.

No seriously, I'm genuinely curious... I heard it on the radio the other day and have been wanting to ask someone that lives there what the deal is.

>we
The only thing you're beating is your tiny, greasy cock while your father ass watches from the couch

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No idea there are lots of silly festivals

Half of your Olympic delegation is black and we all know that

blacks > whites

Keep celebrating black medals, I know you love that BBC

>Sweden

Because we're phat, not fat

It's always the fuckling britbong. Every thread.

Look your country is less important. That's it. And that's always the way that it will be.

Track and Field hasn't even started yet, Escobar.

fat people float easier

Heavy set... well fatass myself i sink like the titanic in the water. I'm the best swimmer in my immediately family though. Probably because i need to work harder to stay afloat.

So i wouldn't completely attribute it to having built in floating devices.

Reminder Maryland with a population of 6 million has 9 gold medals.

>per capita

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>despite our diets

M8 the chinese diet is literally eating garbage, dead rats and dogs.

The american diet is just figuratively garbage.

Australians are superior aryans.

This is the only answer all other answers are fake and gay

>half of them are from swimming

They need o change this shit

Because the United States is the greatest empire in the history of the world.

Watched the Womens Gymnastics just now, that nigger was pretty good.

Well deserved

Remember two thirds of all the events niggers are BTFO every time.

Truly the Age of the Asia Pacific™

Nah goy, the sport americans are good at will get 200 medals so they can brag.

We'd have to get 150 gold to match the current lead. That's half the events.

>implying they let you sent 50 qualified athletes to each event from your country

Murphy wins gold
USA +1 gold medal

This

>per capita

Because you're importing sportspeople. If you discount first-generation immigrants, Yankistan would suddenly be all out of medals; same, by the way, holds for scientists, engineers and most everyone else who isn't a clerk or a dairy farmer.

#rekt #devastated #obliterated

per canada

really its just because of the amount of easy money pushed into the system inflating asset prices. Wealth being the measure of assets minus debt, it can be manipulated. Given a breakdown of the wealth and seeing what grew most (productive assets or things like stock and property) would be give a better idea.

how is that a bad thing you fucking retard?

>hurr durr you're only the best because the best people in the world want to live in your country

lol go lick more atom bomb craters you faggot

Sneaky american use nigger chimp-man

iraq war

Truly, this post has "turned the gears in my head" so to speak. It's gotten the juices flowing, and my Eureka moment is upon me!

>Kosovo is obviously the best country because they have one medal
This is how stupid you actually sound

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how do you explain winter Olympic victories?

you fucking gypsie

Arrrrrrrrr you shitting me? You faggots got disqualified for using illegal enhancers

because the olimpics are rigged.

cuz that's how we do, senpai. the edge we have on the competition, is that we have motherfuckers from all over the globe, in droves.

autocorrect f.a.m. to senpai eh? kek i think i like it here

Based Phelps wins again
America +1 Gold

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he's still fucking got it

America has a huge standard deviation between the average person when it comes to our athletes.
On one hand, we have obese land whales.
On the other hand are all the super stars that make it to the Olympics without a mini scooter and have the US win all 50 super bowl.
There is about 12 people in the US that are actually average.

>ten times the population
>twice the amount of medals

On a per capita basis Australia has you BTFO.

>Phelps
>4 gold
Your bait is as bad as those who Bitch about swimming medals.

salty rooskie detected

that is starting to fracture

to bad school shootings aren't an Olympic sport, you would dominate by far.

On a per capita basis America would have to win half the events to be currently in the lead. Now just imagine places like China and India trying to win the per capita measure.

EU has more medals you.

EU has a bigger GDP than you.

We just divide our states up to make it more fair.

Because all of our athletes aren't juiced up, bio-engineered niggers trained to do nothing but run.

>Australians
>Aryans

anybody in here NOT just watching on nbc with pleb commercials?

So Maryland is exceptional and all of the other states are a joke?

please! stop! my sides!

Thank you, President Obama, for leading our country to this victory.

crossover skill

Wait till Track and Field and see Oregon lol.

>implying

Simone Manuel wins Swimming Gold
US +1 gold medal

>Funneling billions of people against a fixed number of events with 3 outcomes
>yielding good data

pick one m8

Dimitry uses steroids. It's not very effective.

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Why are Americans so good at swimming?

hey
faggot

wetback descendants

money x population = Olympic medals

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>Mfw eurofags have to use trade agreements in order to feel good about themselves

hell if you really want to up your medal count why not just combine the EU with the muslim world and north africa while you're at it...

No one on the swim team is a wetback.