Things your girlfriend has said about comic books

>Things your girlfriend has said about comic books
"I like the martian. He's cute."

My girlfriend would say something if I ever had one

"You should read Sandman, its great" and she was right

>your girlfriend

What did he mean by this?

Your female friend that you pine over, but know you will never get with

>"____________"

I don't care about Batman canon please untie me and let me out.

Ahhh there it is.

>female friend
I don't understand, explain.

>I like Sandman mystery theatre.
>I like Neil Gaiman's writing too, user.

A friend, but JUST friends

Sell your stupid comic collection so I can buy more shoes and other bullshit that I'll use to attract different men in order to cuck you.

Ha, I don't even have one of those.

You know what you have to do.

That's what happens when you try to be a normie and interact with girls.

>"Iron Man was right in Civil War."
Bear in mind, she only started reading comics in 2009, and even then has only read pre-2005 stuff that I've given her since we started dating (Demon In A Bottle, Man Without Fear, and an early 90s era Iron Man Epic Collection). She's sadly unaware of how shitty Civil War is in the grand scheme of things.

>"It doesn't matter if it's good, it's DC, so I won't read it."
This one actually annoys me.

See that's what I dislike about talking to girls about their interests, they always end up talking with their holes, makes it very hard to take their opinion seriously.

As opposed to the 90% of Sup Forums that can only speak with their dicks?

Yes, that's what I meant.

Mouths are holes.

gf read that and said it was a good idea
THANKS RIBBIT