What makes Florida the greatest state?

What makes Florida the greatest state?

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>go to florida from georgia
>instantly notice everything is nicer
>roads are kept clean and have decorations

Best of America crammed into one state+Jurassic Park-tier wildlife.

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It's because of our booming economy.

Florida is America's balls. That's why the entire state is a swamp. Go get eaten by an alligator.

Montana is objectively the best state.

nothing moving to mississippi soon

What is the worst county in Florida?

georgia will rise again
you just see

Sex tapes?

I don't think anyone shares your opinion

Miami

Miami-Dade, not even a contest.

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Orlando checking in.

Because we're the Australia of America.

one of the bumfuck CF counties. they all sort of blend together into a mass of despair, so it's hard to pick just one.

Miami-Dade, Broward, Palm Beach, Osceola, Leon and Gadsden counties.

You should add Fuck Snowbirds to that list m8 for better accuracy

It's perpetual road work? It's hellish, sweaty climate? The fact that it doesn't get winter? I dunno man, I likes Arizona a lot better than Florida, if only because it's not covered in white trash frat Bros half the year.

this

FloridaMan is my favorite Anti-hero

>Sup Forumsacks live near
How terrifying, I live in Ocoee.

>comparing counties to cities

I seriously hope you don't do this.

Who Tampa here?

Aesthetic, but Miami is only 11% white, and most of those whites are Jews.

>tfw Brevard
>tfw 5 minutes from the beach
>tfw 5 minutes from the nearest meth lab

Who pub sub here?

All of Miami-Dade is a shithole glad I left there after I saw my fucking apartment on tv when they had riots down there.

Demonic-possession induced cannibalism that is blamed on bath salts but never retracted when the postmortem toxicology report comes back clean.

That's what makes Florida great.

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>yfw this post number ends in any amount of 6's

>overrun with beaners
>overrun with niggers
>overrun with baby boomers
>terrible weather

ya, no fucking thanks. Had to go a couple times for work, never again.

Tierra Verde good enough?

Literally everyone who lives in florida.

Even the black people who work there are white.

GA here, pub subs for life. No idea how the Jimmy John's across the street has stayed alive so long.

Brandon here. Luv tha burbs.

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>live in 85% white town
>few boomers just crazy redneck tradesmen

Feels good man, I love my weather. It's like Canada reversed. I think yall have fucking shit weather since it gets under 20 Celsius all the time.

Dade

That doesn't count

>mfw the Wendy's he did it at was 15 minutes away from me

I support this

Miami could just use some better urbanization

(at the right angles, I mean)

florida has shit roads and the water tastes bad

I was born in Brandon AMA

The hero we need, but not the one we deserve

Or it couldn't be so fucking expensive to live in for no reason while jobs their pay like shit. You either live in the hood there or in a mansion.

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You a Limona Elementary grad?

Miami is a dump outside of South Beach and Brickell.

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>polk
>citrus
>brevard

I actually like Gadsden county...right outside Tallahassee, has some nice hunting areas

>>brevard

No family moved right after I was born

The amount of coalburning whores your state can rack up
Judging by the amount of black dick threads on Sup Forums anyway, that should make Florida the greatest state.

What areas of florida are white?

Everywhere I went it was just all cubans and niggers.

Outside the big cities?

I didn't like the thunderstorms or the humidity.

>Palm Beach
wat

I miss it but odds are very low that I'd return for longer than a week or so.

Too many God damned people.

Ive lived in Orange County, Leon county, Duval county, St. Johns county, and now im in Volusia county.

Rating from best to worst:
>Leon
>St. Johns
>Duval
>Volusia
>Orange

>Even the black people who work there are white.
I've never thought about this before, but you're absolutely right.

>tfw live in california

That shit is pretty much across the street from me

Na the Hatian women who make my sub are rude as fuck. At least 2 of them out of 5 who work at the deli.

We should meet up and I'll take you shooting.

Where is that? Looks like somewhere near Matheson.

Used to live in Fort Laudeda. Didn't like it there after all the coons moved in.
Anywhere that isn't Orlando metro or any metro area really. I love Sumter County and more than likely going to move there after I get a job with a electrical coop there.

Post them.

I hope you went and helped MAGA at the rally tonight.

It was pretty great. I drove over from Brevard for it, tons of really great people. High Energy.

I was told to bartend in Clearwater florida if I want to make 600 bucks a night bartending.

I know Jack shit about Florida but can anyone tell me about clearwater?

Most dead trayvons per square mile

My parents first house was in Ocoee...then they moved to Windermere once all the niggers came in from Pine Hills

Yeah well, that's Broward... And yeah, there's pockets of shit all over South Florida.

Duval checking in, its kinda hard to generalize Duval

It is a county of peace, the multitude of nigs don't represent the majority

I went to the rally at UCF. Fucking jam packed and he had to turn people away (~1000).

>Sumter County
why.jpg

Do you live in West Palm?

Why do you love Broward? Personally, I find it to be an utter shit hole... There are nice places by the water, of course, but even still, everything seems so jam-packed on top of itself... Martin county is pretty nice, although it's been about a decade since I've been up there

The niggers and the spics for sure
I felt more safe in rio that is the worst shithole in Brazil than in Miami

Is it wrong that I read this as I will take you to a shooting?

Yeah i lived in Jax beach which was actually awesome. Southside is okay but north side and west side are completely nigger and white trash ridden

Yes
My job is there and it pays very well.

Them damn coons are still spilling over into to West Orange County. The fuckers where at the Sams club then when to West oaks mall and now they are going to winter garden. Shit sucks. But windermere is glorious expect the police there.
Ayyy I went there too, shit was super high energy.

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Can we all agree that cubans are the most based hispanics in america?
>know what its like to live under an actual shit country
>integrate without losing their heritage
>hard working
>focus on their family life, good parents
Also I believe anyone who can swim 90 miles through the ocean deserves amnesty.

Dude just complain to the deli manager theylle be get assfucked on the spot by managment

I'm not Hillary Clinton...

I was recently in Royal Palm if you are familiar...West palm is nice in some parts. I like City Place a lot and of course Palm Beach island

813 reporting in. Go Bulls

we're talking real Florida not Cuba Jr.

>live in NY
>see Florida plates everyday

>pic of traffic in Florida
>NJ plates
It's not even like we're bordering each other

Nice beach, but it's really touristy and over crowded. Traffic is terrible.

Fucking Pinallas faggots Reeeeeeeee

He's Haitian too.

if you wish hard enough florida man will dispose of your enemies

good suburb not many niggers and everything you want is within 15 miles of your house

Ayyyyy. 813 here.

Beach master race, my man

The police in Windermere are literally known for corruption.

Im hoping the town of Winter Garden doesnt let niggers in...its a nice little town and it would be a damn shame if it turned into another pine hills