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Gilmore Girls edition

feeling a poo coming on lads

got an itchy eye
HATE it

alri

wish alexis bledel was my gf :(

u wot mate

any weak chin man in?

Do Gilmore girls like chest hair?

Big Shaq, your 「BIG TING」 is no match for Bobby Shmurda's stando, 「HOT NIGGA」

whole uni campus will be plastered with valentines day themed material. no doubt the normoids will arrange a festivity as well. meanwhile I'll be slave to professor toilberg and his midterms.

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Gonna have some oats and milk and peanut butter and greek yogurt and chia seeds and blueberries and honey

just waiting for a dirtshuffle to strike italy causing the tower of pisa to fall over

are you my gf

you just quoted me lad

Do you snort it? Eat it? Shoot it into your balls?

You're such a little runt trying to fit in with the real toilers

for me, it's the nacho fries box

*scratches beard*
alri

have all of these except the gay sounding seeds

should i make it?

just when it seems so clear that it's over now drink your big black cow and get out of here

it looms...

the runt is very dangeous and may attack at any time, so we must deal with it

wew lads dodged a bullet earlier

brother (16) found out that i bought weed the other night and was going absolutely mental over it acting like its gonna ruin my life and all. spent like half an hour convincing him i wasnt gonna smoke it and that ill throw it away

what he doesnt know is that ill be filling a bag with oregano instead and letting him chuck it haha

what he also doesnt know is that ive been doing harder drugs over the past year hahahaha

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toiling right now making a wordpress theme desu

number wizard well and truly fucked it

early morning uni toil tomorrow lads

need to come down an escorts throat ASAP

A TOWN CALLED ALICE

large donner meat and chips ordered off justeat, that's supper sorted lads

why is your brother such a pussy?

one week of unitoil is one whole month of regular toil when it comes to pain and agony. you don't know shit

up on a hill people never stare, they just don't care

snort line after line
basically had the biggest bender of my life over the last few weeks
went 5 days basically non stop snorting it waking up getting straight on it and the repeat over and over again
but im about to finish the 14g's off and i start a new job tomorrow :)

fuck off child

dunno, hes gonna be all over that shit in 2 years time anyway, maybe less

reminds me of me when i was 16

Going to bed
also Kent

I reheated some of my leftover goulash

If you want. Its the goat breakfast, specially with a bit of cocunut oil stirred in there.

you posted this hours ago Id check up on your order mate

haha yeah you've said before :)

Tell your brother to mind his own business and if he grasses you up to anyone you will beat him within an inch of his life.

5 days? how the fuck
ketamine lasts for maybe 3 hours, you must have had a mountain of it

Imagine the smell.

i lieke the k

>>Cory had two active Reddit accounts that often posted the n-word, fantasized about torturing immigrants, and bemoaned how white women sleep with people of color.

dont understand how you can go on benders like that with ket

I've complete my STEM degree already you filthy little student

when you've been working for 20 years you'll wish for nothing more than a return to your uni days

ket doesn't last for threeh ours what you on son
last about 30 mins

gonna piss in the tranny bathroom sink at college tomorrow lads

are you 17

BEHOLD
3 IN A ROW:

Haha good going, 14g is a lot. Tolerance must be crazy high.

it makes me happy
but also very sad

nah it's closer to 2-3 hours
I remember I used to take it before work and I had to know when I'd be sober again

20

3 Asiatic mongoloid posts in a row.

ahaha you are inferior, watch THIS

I

hmm
courses for horses

volvo s40 or a honda civic lads??

That anime girl HAS to be prepared for her exams by now. She’s been studying for months

think im done with the dark web for a while now

civic mate

went to see the bloke from parquet courts play in Leeds

he did a good cover of Linger by then Cranberries

if you’ve got a problem don’t care

The University of Sydney has insisted that all students complete a course on consent, how to know when it has been given, and situations where it cannot be. “If someone is not able to offer an enthusiastic ‘yes’ to questions about sexual activity you do not have consent,” students are warned on a website setting out the new rules.

nowt wrong with consent

I've never seen someone on one of these unless they were over 85 years old or disabled.

America is the only country where people buy them on account of fatness.

>yes means yes

umm, no sweetie

Ok Satan
Then how do so many students take drugs and drink constantly and still pass?

you've never been to benidorm then

that fuck is an “enthusiastic yes” tho

Kizuna Ai?

any girl who presecribes to this consent nonsense would be completely avoidable thanks to her a) visible neuroticism b) unbalanced diets/hormones

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I Would Fuck The Pig Faced Lady Of Manchester Square !!!!!!

>an enthusiastic ‘yes'

the absolute state of modern higher education

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Not a part of the university's business.

dont like how the meat and veg arent mixed together
one bite is all lettuce then the next all mince

yummy

that's odd (and distinctive) packaging

civic for days bruv

is prozac any good?
what about a prozac + vistaril combo?

That kind of thinking will be the end of the potatos!

hope the runties enjoy their injectible artificial happiness in their cold room while i smack beers with great energy

be nice and i might give you lot spare change in a few years when you’re on the street

bruh...

it was the best of times

What are the goose's good films? I like drive and blade runner

YES!!!!

why do they pretend that the only reason actual rapists rape people is because they somehow dont understand

>this bloke is married to alexis bledel
what the FUCK

absolutely fanging a thai curry

my loins sing for warm green curry freshly made

only god forgives
half nelson

It was the pooest of times.

a march, just what the NHS needs
what's the exchange rate between GBP and Virtue Signals these days?

he looks smug about it too