This could literally wipe out that entire little shithole:
"A 7.6-magnitude earthquake has struck southeast off the island nation of Vanuatu in Oceania, US Geological Survey has reported. An alert over a local threat of a tsunami has been issued by the Pacific Tsunami Warning Center (PTWC). "
rt.com
potential happening
live update youtube.com
...
If anyone wants to track it (it's been a slow 2 weeks):
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* AN EARTHQUAKE WITH A PRELIMINARY MAGNITUDE OF 7.6 OCCURRED
SOUTHEAST OF THE LOYALTY ISLANDS AT 0127 UTC ON FRIDAY
AUGUST 12 2016.
* BASED ON THE PRELIMINARY EARTHQUAKE PARAMETERS... HAZARDOUS
TSUNAMI WAVES ARE POSSIBLE FOR COASTS LOCATED WITHIN 1000 KM
OF THE EARTHQUAKE EPICENTER.
TSUNAMI THREAT FORECAST
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* HAZARDOUS TSUNAMI WAVES FROM THIS EARTHQUAKE ARE POSSIBLE
WITHIN 1000 KM OF THE EPICENTER ALONG THE COASTS OF
VANUATU... FIJI AND NEW CALEDONIA
RECOMMENDED ACTIONS
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* GOVERNMENT AGENCIES RESPONSIBLE FOR THREATENED COASTAL AREAS
SHOULD TAKE ACTION TO INFORM AND INSTRUCT ANY COASTAL
POPULATIONS AT RISK IN ACCORDANCE WITH THEIR OWN
EVALUATION... PROCEDURES AND THE LEVEL OF THREAT.
* PERSONS LOCATED IN THREATENED COASTAL AREAS SHOULD STAY ALERT
FOR INFORMATION AND FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS FROM NATIONAL AND
LOCAL AUTHORITIES.
ESTIMATED TIMES OF ARRIVAL
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* ESTIMATED TIMES OF ARRIVAL -ETA- OF THE INITIAL TSUNAMI WAVE
FOR PLACES WITH A POTENTIAL TSUNAMI THREAT. ACTUAL ARRIVAL
TIMES MAY DIFFER AND THE INITIAL WAVE MAY NOT BE THE
LARGEST. A TSUNAMI IS A SERIES OF WAVES AND THE TIME BETWEEN
WAVES CAN BE FIVE MINUTES TO ONE HOUR.
LOCATION REGION COORDINATES ETA(UTC)
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ANATOM ISLAND VANUATU 20.2S 169.9E 0209 08/12
SUVA FIJI 18.1S 178.4E 0303 08/12
NOUMEA NEW CALEDONIA 22.3S 166.5E 0303 08/12
Rolling for Califonia epic quake to follow shortly.
Kek be praised!!
These types of earthquakes are actually quite common in that part of the Pacific. Not a happening if it's under 8.0. Sorry to burst your happening bubble lads.
>island nation of Vanuatu
fucking who?
A bit OT, but why the fuck do we as tax payers get stuck with the bill for this research to warn all these shitholes?
Hope Trump fixes that too. No pay, no warnings. They can all drown.
Kek wills California to be wiped off the planet
HOLY FUCK
7.1 JUST STRUCK TOO
SOURCE AND LIVE MAP
earthquake.usgs.gov
earthquake.usgs.gov
earthquake.usgs.gov
REEEEEE JUST LET IT HAPPEN
>Sorry to burst your happening bubble
come on, it's been almost a 3 week dryspell now without a snackbar, we need something to entertain us, and it sure ain't the olympics unless ISIS makes a surprise guest appearance...
Nooo
>Pretty good flag
>Beautifully irrelevant
Why not Saudi?
Only the producer of the greatest kava on earth.
Fuck, better order some kava tonight before it's literally all gone.
>7.6 powerful
it's nothing.
******BREAKING NEWS*************HAWAII ISSUES CATASTROPHIC TSUNAMI WARNING FOR ENTIRE ISLAND CHAIN
TSUNAMI EXPECTED TO MAKE LANDFALL IN 20-30 MINUTES
HAPPENING CONFIRMED
First for Tsunami-Chan!
does Kek will it?
surfs up
what the fuck is a vanautu?
Did zuckerburg have insider info on this? Didn't he build some massive Trump style wall on hawaii a few months ago?
It will be glorious
Please hit Australia Please hit Australia Please hit Australia Please hit Australia
Not cool man.
The best Kava in the world comes out of Vanuatu.
tiny country in the South Pacific. Series of islands I think actually. I always remember it on these autistic "name every country on earth" quizzes I take from time to time to keep my brain sharp
I just hope our shitposting aussies or kiwis don't get hit by a tsunami
>The best Kava in the world
take a xanax you pussy. Kava is useless.
pls no bully
No tsunami threat for Hawaii. Lies. Im In california, rolling for San Andreas Happening. Praise Kek
HA
And I thought european countries were small as fuck. Oceania has a bunch of these tiny shitholes.
The smallest fly-speck of a nation you've nev-ev found on a map.
Believe it is single island.
Surfs up pollacks!
California is getting hit with a 40ft tsunami Wall.
Dubs makes it so.
kek
o shit
>taking benzos
they're fun, but dont fuck around with them.
well shit
lel
plz hit California
So I'm not the only one.
Fuk u faggot
im on the west coast as well nigger
Straya's fucked.
we fucking wish
Chinkistan needs to be wiped out
Czech'd
>9.9 km depth
That's pretty shallow tbhfam
explain ?
Guys...
>YELLOWSTONE
>E
>L
>L
>O
>W
>S
>T
>O
>N
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AUGUST 14 2016- GA guide stones
Stay frosty folks
i dont know what vanatu is but i hope you all die
could vanuatu user pls report in and also gib rare flag?
PNW here, rolling for Seattle getting BTFO
am i gonna drown senpai?
Get them sweet waves ausbros!
Great Kek please let Haiti be next
7.2 AT A DEPTH OF ONLY 2 KM IT'S HAPPENING
PRAISE KEK
>Pacific
It's getting hot in here, isn't it?
>Specific
depends, where are you?
bunch of livecams
telsatbb.vu
I wonder if those commie fucks realize just how much the rest of the country hates them
Farrk I like Islanders why can't this shit happen to Africa or the middle-east.
wtf are guide stones
>Vanuatu
K A V A
A
V
A
Rare flag market alert. Soon to go from rare to Ultra-rare. Stock up on your Vanuatu flags.
Unless it can trigger Yellowstone or the San Fran fault I don't care
No happening
What did they mean by this?
new happening-- another bombing in thailand, 2nd in 24 hours. See rt if you care. I posted link in catalog.
Ha ha ha!
Bahamas, you're alright!
here, this is the new bombing in thailand. early reports "many injuries, 1 dead:
rt.com
Surf's up
youtu.be
a lot of loyalty for a hired island
Ptwc Final Tsunami Threat Message message issued in the Pacific Ocean region on 12th August 2016 01:56:28 AM based on PTWC
Uniq ID pacific.TSUPAC.2016.08.12.0156
Date/Time 12th August 2016 01:56:28 AM
Source PTWC
Area Pacific Ocean
Location
Magnitude 7.6
Depth 0 km
Tsunami Not observed.
Yes please
>Trump wins CA because all the coastal beaners and cucks die
Praise Kek
2 DNC staffers killed in quake aftermath in apparent suicide
66666666
There will be no Happenings in the month of August.
I thought when they said kava it was some sort of desert.
Kek says otherwise.
Our entire Kava supply is going to get wiped out?
There will be a massive tsunami that devastates California as well as the rest of the western coast. The massive death toll and damage to the state will ensure a Trump presidency. Shillary will commit suicide shortly after, realizing that her chances of victory are gone, swept away with all the illegals and liberal arts faggots.
It will also rek Vancouver and all its faggots. So sayeth Kek in all of his memey glory.
Dessert*
those 1s and 8s
nice nubs , but LORD KEK needs moar powerful digits
GC
HOLY FUCK I CAN SEE THE WAVE COMING JESUS GET THIS TO TRUMP WE ARE KILL OMG PLEASE SEND FOR HEL
>successfully completing the capcha before the wave hits
0/10
>he doesn't have a Sup Forums pass
IT BEGINS!
RING OF FIRE WAKING UP AGAIN!
CALIFORNIA GETTING IT THIS TIME!
3 Days of fire!
>3 days of fire for california
>forgetting the wildfire that's been burning for 8 years straight
There's a fire here? The fuck.
Kek
People have to choose between being swallowed by a tsunami wave or running into a forest fire.
They're Californians, not people.
Kek, take the Californians!
noooo, them more will move to Oregon.
Casper Wyoming here. What is my best chance. Should I just kiss my sweet ass goodbye and make for the hills?
Meh. Minor happo
Dildo.
literally where