>"Welcome home user. Program alpha-2 ready primed and ready for launch, shall we continue?"
/brit/
Benjamin Mitchell
Andrew Phillips
grim
Benjamin Lopez
burly boys
Leo James
would crawl 600 miles through broken glass just to get a sniff of her feet x
Brody Martin
i would like to do a doctorate studying the asian american male specimen
Brayden Morgan
alri
Samuel Wilson
>her
m8, it's a lump of silicone snap out of it
Caleb Torres
>watch on clothes
only kids do this
David Murphy
silence, filthy sow, you will not take possession of my homunculus
Zachary Barnes
finally a girl in my life i can get cucked with
Anthony Lewis
can't seem to get this "ricing" thing down with the linuxes and such
Austin Brown
Thoroughly depressed
Nathan Rivera
youtube.com
are ford will win
Zachary King
You guys are weird
Hudson Sanchez
Fuck, I want one of those dolls, but I'm too poor to live on my own, but if I make enough to live on my own, I'd rather have an actual gf so I wouldn't seem so pathetic.
Damn, did he start juicing?
Cameron Thomas
HOOOOOONGRY
I'M HONGRY HOMBRE
GIVE ME PIZZA AND GIVE IT TO ME NOW
Bentley Lee
what do brits say when they want to say "fuck you"
Samuel Robinson
start with sudo rm -rf ~/ in order to prime the terminal. then you can unlock the correct base to launch programs off.
Logan King
asked my english teacher what she thinks of my thesis and she said it's stupid and cliche lads
not sure if i should start over or keep going now
Jacob Kelly
ah yes the runt post
Ethan Thompson
bugger off cunt
Robert Perez
*blocks your path*
Chase Thompson
I want this to happen as soon as possible
Kevin Ramirez
You got a gun handy lad?
Xavier Green
>ready for launch
>implying a rocket
>implying a dick
Freudian slip OP
Juan Fisher
incredible photograph there, mind if I save it?
Daniel Adams
fuck you
Jonathan Baker
piss off
Daniel Thompson
sex bätäng,,,,..slurps
Luke Cooper
HOW CAN REAL WOMEN EVEN COMPETE
Joseph Taylor
"oh fuck off you tosspot"
Alexander Hughes
janny will NOT be pleased about this
Isaiah Clark
sburdo :pPPPppPP
Robert Sanchez
any hick hop man in YEE YEE
Christian Parker
I really really like this picture
Nathaniel Martin
>not a real woman
>no nudity
>"GET 'EM JANNY"
?
Julian Fisher
ROOO I WANT TO GO OUT FOR A SMOKE BUT IT'S RAINING ALL NIGHT
Nicholas Bennett
holodeck sex when?
Aiden Turner
went on a date with a 3d female today
was nice
she likes my sense of humor
we kissed
Camden Sanders
me on the right
Caleb Edwards
She's wearing underwear, relax.
Jason Peterson
>still smoking in 2018
what are you GAY
it's VAPE tyme muthafucka!!
Colton Watson
Felt ok 20 mins ago now I feel like shit again :(
Carter Diaz
los aviones...
Kevin Morgan
>~
Gabriel Jenkins
I will never afford that
Lucas Clark
Lol fake. Bet your *both* mongrels
Hudson Sanders
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Asher Walker
>5: Sex dolls are the most faithful partners
>Infidelity can be defined as the violation of a couple’s mutually agreed contract regarding emotional and erotic exclusivity. A thought of infidelity and the main thing that comes to the mind is sex, but in truth, there are numerous forms of betrayal that happen every now and then and does not involve sex. According to research, more than 60 % of married couples indulge in some form of infidelity at some point in their marriage. While there’s a variety of situations that contribute to a person’s emotions, most people end up resolving to cheat. Emotional cheating can be just as hurting and tormenting as physical cheating but where the infidelity comprises both, the pain is definitely inevitable.
>Sex dolls are definitely the most faithful partners and you don’t have to worry about them sleeping around. Sex dolls are completely tamable and remain solely committed to you at all times. Unlike women, the sex doll remains entirely yours and the only way that you both can part ways is when you decide to; you’re basically the honcho in the relationship.
siliconwives.com
Absolute zenith of an article here.
Dylan Gutierrez
doubt
Leo Garcia
...
Bentley Martinez
sucked a nigger
Christopher Baker
here lad, have a slag on the house
Joseph Bailey
they're been a thing for ages
why are people remembering they exist now
Bentley White
Why is int full of communists?
Daniel Gray
...
Ayden Robinson
sucked a birmingham lad
Isaac White
>women will be 17th century tier again because of a hopeless fight against a superior competition just to have the chance of a 2/10 male
Jeremiah James
>You don't suck dick? What are you GAY?
>It's DICK SUCKING TIME MUTHAFUCKA!!
This is what you sound like.
Chase Butler
But it's not a real person. I'd feel like a right tard having sex and cleaning it's holes
Benjamin Clark
>trade numbers with a girl today
>she just texted me
That has never happened to me before
Elijah Long
communism will win
Jacob Butler
That's gay
Jordan Torres
it's a shitpost lad
Jaxon Rivera
What would you do in this situation /brit/?
Caleb Carter
this is genuinely a big choon
Angel Murphy
drinking some jim beam apple again tonight lads
grim stuff
Easton Nguyen
successfully plundered both nostrils and harvested some ripe boogers.
Camden Nguyen
>000
>trips
Checked.
Very nice.
Why the fuck are you drinking Apple?
Sebastian Collins
sounds like a shit teacher
Alexander Ramirez
interesting stuff
Joshua Gonzalez
shut up bent vaping twat
Logan Lopez
beam me up
Jordan Evans
a wank
Ryan Ramirez
>66
>88
>dubs
Nice.
Hudson Morris
Love a good nose mine
Gavin Moore
twas four dollars cheaper at the liquor store
John Thompson
he didin know de wae
Lucas Torres
haha remember when that guy got reported to the fbi for sending that seizure .gif to a guy with epilepsy on twitter?
did he go to jail?
Samuel Reed
*beats the shit out of you*
oh sorry, misread
Elijah Nguyen
>he doesn't suck dicks in 2018
bender
Dylan Gomez
laugh
Colton Sanchez
someone say seizure?
Tyler Sanchez
>poo bum willy posting
>caring digits
>lads gonna try this substance
>lads i am a loser
>lads see this howling news i found in facebookortwitterorwherever
fucking love you lads
never ever change
Christopher Turner
Do you struggle to see into the future?
Carson Allen
mob him
he has ebola
Noah Carter
Going to sleep
Hope I don't wake up :)
Luke Ortiz
quit it
Charles Barnes
just had a seizure
Juan Hill
mmm smells like plastic
Carson Myers
wish horror movies would discover instruments outside of the strings section
Ryan Nelson
then you woke up
Leo Hernandez
Would laugh if you somehow got arrested for manslaughter because of this.
Connor Lewis
*discovers a snare drum*
Alexander Bennett
>HAHAHA LOOK AT ME AND MY VERY TRENDY AND POSTMODERN HUMOUR I HAVE IRONICALLY JUXTAPOSED THE ACTIVITY OF SUCKING PENISES AS A MALE PARTICIPANT AS NOT BEING HOMOSEXUAL! I'M SO CLEVER AND WITTY HAHAHA! REDDIT! XD
LITERALLY wind your chicken neck in and die of aids you poof
Henry Price
emma watsons in the next cubicle lads at madame tussauds and ive got my walky talky ready, any of you want to drag your willy through a mile of broken glass to pick up the receiver?
Xavier Adams
shall be informing the local constabulary about this one.
Hunter Evans
*ominous tuba music starts playing*
Jack Davis
>>HAHAHA LOOK AT ME AND MY VERY TRENDY AND POSTMODERN HUMOUR I HAVE IRONICALLY JUXTAPOSED THE ACTIVITY OF SUCKING PENISES AS A MALE PARTICIPANT AS NOT BEING HOMOSEXUAL! I'M SO CLEVER AND WITTY HAHAHA! REDDIT! XD
Joshua Long
is calvin harris /ourguy/?