>be a retired actor with millions of dollars, decades of experience, and married to saggy unfuckable hagbeast felicity huffman
>decide to blow your money on making your dream kino by hiring the two most famous titcows in hollywood and having them bounce about in front of you for hours as part of your "movie"
Did he make the right decision?
>dying in exchange for creating the ultimate titcow masterpiece
we didn't deserve him
I can't wait for Debbie to turn 18 on Shameless. You know the producers are getting ready for it too. It's going to be fucking glorious.
I hate how in the trailer they show Alexandra fucking the dude effectively spoiling the plot
you want to watch it for the plot?
Is he truly a Cinematic genius ?
Making it a comedy might be a stretch. Have three main characters who can't act let alone do comedy
he wants to be the next russ meyer
>Saw the trailer on youtube
>Daddario/Upton
>"hmmm. Boobs."
>Scroll down to the comments
>"What time are the boobs at?"
>"Which one has the best boobs?"
He knew what he was doing.
>titcow wars
A great man
All this movie is missing is Emily Kinney
OK, I'm sorry, but really? Are you kidding me right now? Putting aside that this type of premise is beyond dead and tired, for this to come out in a post-Wonder Woman era, this is fucking insulting. Don't get me wrong, I love beautiful women with curvy bodies as much as the next guy (and girl, for that matter; whatever rocks your boat, ladies, I don't judge), but really, we're still doing this? And there's not even a hint of subtlety to it. Guy coming between two best friends. Haha, you're so clever, movie! Why don't you hit me in the face with this sledgehammer of a symbolism while you're at it? But if you're gonna do this, at least put some kind of spin on it! Why not make one of the girls gay (I don't care if it's Alexandra or Kate's character, either one will work) and have her struggle with confessing her love to her best friend?
instead of having two titcows having a booby contest, they should make a movie about two titcows shaming a smol titlet
She's a fat ugly bitch. Why does the show keep saying she's beautiful?
>having them bounce about in front of you for hours as part of your "movie
Gentlemen, this is the birth of bouncekino, and we were alive to witness it. Based WHM.
I thought mark hamil was growing a beard for star wars?
Make both of them gay and have the bitches play with each others tits for 2 hours.
>Have a S T I C C family
>Direct kino about your real fetish, big tits
madman
What fucking movie
>Fat
Nah she's just a healthy gal. Very well fed.
the world isn't ready for kino of this magnitude
The times may change but women will always be women.
ASR should have been the guy's current girlfriend, then they both could have joined forces temporarily to bully her out of the relationship
>not casting based charlotte instead of kate "refrigerator" upton
She went to my high school and was the biggest slut ever. There was a video of her fucking 4 basketball players but she was 16 at the time so I doubt it will ever see the light of day.
Tell us more made up story's
dude me too whoa
he's doing a public service
i want a scene where they meet foreign titcows
>keely hazel
Also, the trailer kinda makes it appear that Alexandra is the protagonist while the other is the antagonist?
she's like bimbofied scarlett johansson
>daddario and upton team up in the Special Forces, and travel to Iraq to defeat the Sultan of Milk
>There was a video of her fucking 4 basketball players
>at 16
BLACKED really soon, dammit
>generic blonde bimbo with fake tits, and a fake face vs sweet girl next door with huge natural tits
They obviously went with the right choice.
sauce? (sorry, I'm a noob).
Cast "The Inflatables" movie cast of that movie
>daddario and upton team up in the Special Forces, and travel to Iraq to defeat the Sultan of Milk
2 Americans (Daddario and Upton locked)
1 British
1 German
1 Latina
1 African American
1 Russian
1 Japanese/Chinese
1 French
1 European Eastern Country
Sultan of Milk
Sultan's Henchwoman (Arab or similar)
LITERAL
SEMEN
DEMON
haha it's okay bud!
I told you keely hazel.
Look her up
>tfw keely hazel was one of my first faps
I wish things were still so simple
They can be, just stop watching porn for a while.
Good lord.
My nigger
Jesus, I still remember seeing her in Yoplait ads from way back when.
Anri Okita
Hitomi Tanaka
Sensual Jane
Katerina Hartlova
Maserati
Ava Addams
Sheridan Love
Angela White
Summer Brielle
is that enough?
Sensual Jane and Angela White are the only worthwhile ones on that list. Jezzebel Vessir would be better for the Black one. Rion for Japanese.
Do any of them have hairy arms or pits?
Daddario > Upton
>Boob-off bitch, you and me
why the fuck doesn't she just do porn already.
user....
There was the Fappening, dude
because porn pays worse than escorting, at her level, and would reduce her value as an escort.
he is not retired tho
>dude im dancing lmao!!
bitch
Is American society as hypersexualized as shows like Shameless make it out to be?
Some say Americans are prudes, but then shows like this....
Dude that's mean
Can't actually find any webms of Alex dancing
look harder
Well there's a bit of bouncing boobage there I guess
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Ah yes, now this one's going in the collection, based user
Anri definitely. Her tits are so aesthetically pleasing.
>not having a armhair contest
yes. we are surrounded by sex and told look but don't touch. touch but don't taste. taste but don't swallow.
Uh, Felicity Huffman is hot.
YOU
CAN
SEE
THEM
FROM
THE
BACK
Wew every fucking time
I like it! I like the idea of a load of titcows lining up some girls with tiny titlets (e.g. ASR) and ranking them from small to smallest! Who should take part?
Anyone else like to see some girls ranked by how hairy their arms are too?
yea
I thought Eva Green is the most famous titqueen in holywood.
>white knight vagina, the post.
Go cry about your feelings, faggot.
Sarah Hyland, AnnnSophia Robb, Emma Roberts, Ellen Page, Emilia Clarke, Taylor Swuft, Sammi Hanratty and Camren Bicondova. Rank their tits from small to smallest!!
I would pay for that
I love her.
F-A-G-G-O-T
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>weird face(nose and mouth)
>fridge body-type with no hips
DAMN bimbos LOOK LIKE THAT?!?
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Am I the only one that finds Fridge Upton unattractive? Didn't we see her gross floppy tits during the fappening?
Mammario though, mmm yum
DAMN faggots LOOK LIKE THAT?!?
Her lack of hips is what I find most disgusting.
You literally just proved my point with that image, just look at her face. Fuck's sake user you moron.
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>You literally just proved my point
Believe me, you just proved my point too, faggot.
>that pig face
>no jawline
kek
you need better taste
Mystery Men 2 when?
>you need better taste
Says a guy who sucks cocks.
Fucking this. It's the perfect time.
SOMEBODY
yessssssssssss
>being saturated with bad superhero movies
>make another bad superhero movie
No, fuck you!
Do people find this woman attractive?
Serious Question:
Why isn't this thread 404'd yet?
Was it autism?
It's Sup Forums related, just like porn
Quite possibly, yes
He's mad because we aren't talking about black cocks.
Alexandra Daddario is probably one of the best comedian actress of all time. No kidding. I see her in Baywatch, she was the funniest thing in the movie. So talented.
....are you The Rock?
!?
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