watch american television
>"wow, this Subway™ sandwich is Bueno!"
>"why don't you just bing™ it on your windows™ phone?
>"wow, this Hyundai™ really is a tough little car!"
>"Ben and Jerrys™"
>33% of the airtime is advertisements and then the shows have so much product placement they are like advertisements as well
Watch american television
Evan Long
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Carson Baker
Name 45 shows where this happens
Josiah Mitchell
Really galvanizes the old geode.
Daniel Barnes
>watch European show
>it dosnt exists
Nicholas Long
30 Rock, but ironically/self-satirically
so 30 for the name, and +50% for the irony
Boom Roasted!
Noah Adams
They had an entire episode of Riverdale where Betty and Veronica were doing their makeup sponsored by Revlon
Ryder Richardson
>watch britbong show
>4 episodes every 3 years
Thomas Wright
riverdale needs more condom ad placement
Landon Mitchell
>watch American show
>get shot
Ethan Peterson
American TV is
40% food and drinks ads
40% medication marketed commercially
19% propaganda and political dogma
0.999999% cute animals
0.000001% actual content
Josiah Rodriguez
Kek. Get fucked eurotrash.
Oliver Kelly
Hershey's has butyric acid cultivated by letting milk go bad, the same acids that give puke its acidic smell and taste.
Americans are literally being conditioned to eat and LIKE eating fucking VOMIT from childhood. You people are disgusting.
Cooper Perez
the first two was some police show in Hawaii, Hawaii 50?
the next was Burn Notice
and seriously i'm so sick of hearing about two jews making icecream
Bentley Sanchez
ever had Chinese made Hershey? it's so much better
Christopher Ramirez
Only need one.
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Benjamin Smith
And brit toilets release poo particles into the air when you flush them which stick to toothbrushes. Brits have such bad teeth because they literally bush their teeth with shit.
Jackson Perez
Good thing I don't live in the UK either, then. You people are so fucking retarded, man.
Every time you smell shit it means that there's poo in the air. I've been to America, you have strange toilets. The smell's no better.
Jose Lopez
I want to die, or commit a mass shooting after seeing that.
Nathan Myers
Wow, major downside to these things is if that your mascot at the time turns out to be a god damn pedophile, there's no way to take it off the air.
Nolan Ward
Dominic Reyes
"Bing it" is so Jarring, it totally catches me off guard every time
Connor Baker
>"why don't you just bing™ it on your windows™ phone?
This is the best one.
Leo Thompson
This is literally just an ad