The Force Penguins are real

I just... I can't... WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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What is this from? I'm seeing it being posted all over Sup Forums.

They must be powerful.

Just wait until you find about the anti force lizards

>we want our own star wars universe minions
>we're in the money

What about them?
In a galaxy far, far away I would imagine all kinds of fascinating creatures.

Don't remind me of how good we had it:
Mara Jade
Talon Karrde
Z-95 Headhunters
Rukh
Joruus C'baoth
Hot Chocolate
Ysalmiiri
Lady Vader
Cloaked spacetroopers

Awwwwwww

They look great imo. Shame about the sloth probably being real too though. That's gonna fucking suck.

WHAT IS THIS FROM? SOURCE?

YouTube

New behind-the-scenes vide-

Lurk more nigga

My Neighbor Tatortot

It's cute but it's just so obviously designed to be merchandise it hurts.

You don't even know what lurk moar means

NI(B)(B)A

God damn the leaks are real.

It will be shittier than we tough kek

People want dark, edgy, ESB esque Star Wars. Biggest complaint from the prequels is all the kids stuff.

And we get...kids stuff.

For you

They're literally Minions

That's not why people are complaining. The existence of the penguins confirms something far dumber.

Was getting caught part of your plan?

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This actually makes me happy. I want more cheesy stuff in my sci-fi aimed at children.

what does it confirm?

Anakin is a giant evil sloth on the force island whom Rey needs to kill.

She also becomes God of the Force and can basically warp reality with it

It's true. All of it, the force tree, the sloth etc

Lmao looks like a syfy movie

MOvies are targeted to Millenials now. THey are the snowflake gen. Only cute and cuddlely shit allowed. You are only allowed to harm white straight men too.

I'm seriously going to be done with Star Wars if the fucking tree and the Anakin sloth turn out to be true. TFA already made him dislike the franchise but this would be the final nail in the coffin.

nibba you better be joking

Did the leaks have force penguins on them?

>kids already bought bb8 toys, what can we sell next?
>kids love minions, why don't we make something like that?

>made him
Are you talking about yourself, you schizo?

>I just...I can't

>>>Tumblr

>Rey, go on without me, I have to stay here in Scotland... If I left the midipenguian count would simply be too low for an old man like me.

APOLOGIZE

you were never a good animator

>hot chocolate
why not darth maul's beach party

youtube.com/watch?v=ye6GCY_vqYk

Deepest lore

>anakin sloth
give me the rundown on this

Anakin is just pretending to be an evil sloth to help Luke with Rey's training. Rest is accurate.

>durr Rogue One is tooooo dark it le sucks
>hurr le Star Wars is for le millennial kids le cute

>Rogue One is too dark
no one ever said this

The Anakin sloth is real, you could see Daisy jumping in the water to fight it in the new trailer. Kektastic.

My uncle is bob iger, he said the movie is complete ass but retards will still enjoy it and eat it up, also the next trilogy(10,11,12) is planned to start filming 2023

Can someone give me a rundown on the latest on the plot leaks? Haven't been paying attention.

>carrie fisher talking about spirituality

So I guess the female audience is there but the very small children did not like star wars as much as Disney wanted them to.

The Force is a tree. Snoke is the dark side, who's been living continuously since the beginning of time, Rey is the light side who has been constantly dying and being reborn. Anakin has reincarnated as a giant evil sloth and Rey has to fight him with the help of Luke's penguin buddies who naturally increase and focus the Force powers of anyone they're around

archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/83562252
The leaks were all in a thread about a month ago. You can find it here.

Yep

oh.
I now wish I hadn't asked.

It was filmed too dark with bland, monochromatic schemes. I literally couldn't see the first half of the film because the lighting was so bad. I haven't seen lighting this bad and diffused since A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge

So George Lucas is writing star wars again?

The Ysalmiiri were ok

I wish but not, all the shit was leaked months ago here

>OP's pic is of Chinese food
>George Lucas keeps getting photographed eating the same exact Chinese food

Lucas you sneaky little backstabbing fuck.

Girls don't buy toys only dolls

Oh so this is not for the very small children this is to sell dolls to girls

APOLOGIZE

A girl would prefer a cute penguin than Rey.

Holy shit. What kind of fuckery is this?!!

Wow, that OP was such a dumb newfag holy shit. Summer really is here.

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I'm back guys

do we see a penguin do a poo?

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There is going to be a masturbation scene with Rey, but it's okay because we extended the PG-13 rating.

A Sloth Lord?

Is he...
Dare I even say it.....
/OURGUY/!?!?!

Jedi could manipulate their power level just like Goku could and hide themselves from the force. Makes sense a lizard can too? Granted it's all EU so whatever

Stop complaining about kid's stuff in movies made for kids.

It's still not as bad as the prequels. Also the last movie he made was Red Tails. If anything he should be apologizing to humanity forever.

>no one ever said this

RLM did.

I can see the force sloth and zootropolis sloth hanging out tumble drawings already. The joke is that they are slow.

Hello George. How are your nigger wife and dyke daughter doing?

I just wanted to confirm Reylo. It's happening.

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Kylo is going to force rape Rey again. And he is trying to do it in the old fashion too.

You guys shouldn't go see the new Star Wars movie, it was made by white slavers. Also they cut out all the scenes with goongas someone who wasn't me suggested they put in.

And people shit on Midichlorians.

Who fucking wrote this trash?

The Porgs will all join together and form a Super Sayan Porg-former. They are going to be a giant cute Porg which will fly in space and kill Snoke.

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It's not trash. You are trash.

They Rey stuff retcons the prophecy. It's not Anakin anymore.

Hahahaha

Now,apologize.

Based Star Wars 77's poster

i dont know but these spamming idiots are pretending it's anakin in the next star wars and jerking off to idea they've fooled everyone (?)... i guess

It looks to be the best one. I really like it.

I'm not pretending,Anakin is gonna rape Rey as a Force Sloth and the little Porgs are going to rape her too and Luke,Chewie,R2-D2.

It's true. All of it.

I tried to make something new and original for Star Wars and everyone is angry! Why? Did you want Empire Strikes Back 2.0? It's a great story!
A fresh and new take on Star Wars!

I'm not going to watch it if it turns out that Anakin was the chosen one, and then reincarnated as Rey, who is the new chosen one

I wonder why we haven't seen any ewoks yet

someone post the leaked text

Anakin failed! He didn't kill Snoke! That's why he reincarnated!

extinct

I hate them. That's why I made the Porgs,they are cute and usefull.