Who would win in an all out war between these two nations?
Canada:
>alpha males
>burned down the White House
>one of the deadliest armed forces in the world
>men are known as alpha lumber jacks and hockey players
Australia
>prison colony
>literally no one cares about them
>they're all stinky Indians and chinks
>has never been relevant in the world stage
Well?
Yes . Australia is going to be the next Sweden. They are disarmed. Mosques are spreading their garbage ideology and will soon be the the centres of no go zones. It is apparently illegal now to criticize Islam or mock Mohamed.
Stop projecting yourself on others, Justin.
Here is the proof.
concit.org
You're making it sound like Australia is bad
Militarily I think Australia has a better army navy etc
Canada
Good thread. Canada is the union between the two greatest European powers. Australia was a prank that got out of hand.
Both master shitposters, hard to say.
Canada, as the US is our neighbor and wouldn't let anyone bully us
>THE most badass country in WW2. Undefeated.
vs
>the extremely mediocre military from down under who lost a war against emus
>Canada
>alpha males
HAHAHA. Canadians = effeminate pussies.
>when a child with a zika tries to post on Sup Forums
Let the first-world countries speak, please.
>Undefeated.
>Pussied out of going to Nam while AU and NZ went
Shitstralia will win at being irrelevant and a piece of shit
If I tea bag Justin do I win?
It seems like a pretty simple task
Hey great games Pedro just watch the bullets and world wide embarrassment flying around eh? Other than most good althletes staying home because of rampant gang violence, killer diseases, poison water and the risk of imminent death due to bankrupt social services, im sure it will be a success!
Talk shit get hit.
>y-you guys didn't get tricked by the American jew
Haha, that's right we didn't.
>following your master like good Cucks
We told the US to fuck off because we're real men who fuck their bitches with our big uncut maple cocks you guys are losers who pray for some burger dick in your women
>brasil
>first world
>hey guys want to invade a country that literally nobody cares about for vague reasons
>nah I'm good
>pussies
Aussies have a better millary
you mean not honoring your military alliance
Australia because if you kill your enemies, they win.
Roo civis aren't allowed guns Canadians have lots
Australia
>honoring
(((USA))) detected
also roos lost a war to Emus, we've never lost a war to Emus
Canada. Just look at this fucker.
Pussied out of Nam?
>10000 canadians joined with us armed forces
>canadians gave usa 12 billion dollars of goods
Just because Canada had a peace treaty doesn't mean they were pussies
>Alpha males
No.
>Burned down the white house
See: Britain
>Deadliest armed forces in the world
In WWII, not now.
>men are known as alpha lumberjacks and hockey players
President is a cuck, also this is just a repeat of the first one
Australia
>Prison colony
Slave colony, really. They put everyone homeless there and forced them to work.
>literally no one cares about them
World trade's a bitch, aint it? Kind of proves you wrong.
>stinky chinks and abbos
Canada has frogs and fucking muslims
>has never been relevant in the world stage
Stop repeating yourself.
Stfu jesus, let the first worlders speak.
Nah, but you guys got tricked by the Muslims.
You got towelheads to do that now.
>brags about War which they lost
Makes sense though considering we weren't there.
Drop the proxies leafs. Nobody but other Canadians think we're any good at the shitposting game.
As for OPs question, I can propose a solution; >Let the Aussies raze Toronto
>Everybody wins
Muslim women become extremely degenerate when they move here trust me I fucked a few
>there were 1,053,945 Muslims in Canada
>there are 3.3 million Muslims living in the United States
en.wikipedia.org
en.wikipedia.org
>Aussies go to Toronto
>they freeze to death because it's not 50 degrees
>Canada takes gold in shitposting.
>Australia takes a very distant silver
Fuck off we will
Aussies are racist as fuck we hate Muslims here
Nearly every bloke I know wouldn't give two fucks about kicking some Muslims head in if they started stirring shit
Aussies at least have the balls to confront China when it comes to the Spratly "islands"
And what are the numbers per capita :^)
>trying to divide the Australian-Canadian shitposting alliance.
GET OUT SNEAKY AMERICAN JEW
that's some jolly camo
Canada has a much smaller population and plans on bringing in more, and Canada's muslims are straight from the tap.
And muslim men rape your women, so it's give and take really.
Is he out?
China wins
If Canada loses, Québec wins. If Australia loses, the emus win.
Québécois/emu alliance when
the shit you blokes come up with
I have an aussie neighbor, he's pretty liberal, but then he was like "And I don't even fucking care that trump says to ban all the muslims" and shit like that.
Just beat the Japs boys
here's a QT from the basketball team
Look at least we are capable of water purification I mean what the fuck do you have athletes swimming in you disgusting fuck?
sounds like a poofter
No wonder he went to the jewsa
False
>Couldn't fight off gook farmers armed with shit weapons
Good luck gettin past Vancouver bahd
Canada unless the Aussies get New Zealand to.
Wow she's a nigger
A gay dude beats up another gay dude does it make either less/more gay?
Justin has a glass jaw, other dude hits like a drunk white girl at a frat party.
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poor canada has no chance against austrialia. they would eaten alive by aussies.
Straya hands down. Leafs are a bunch of liberal autists. Only chance they would have is if the fight was in 6ft of snow. Aussies have to live with shit that could kill them everyday.
>Austrialia
You're such a Stupid fucking nigger
Leave this one to the first world Mert Roach
>australias swim to canada on sharks, ride emu across the land, throwing poison animals at every canook.
>canooks reply "aye m8! that's not honorable warfare!"
>implying you wouldn't
It would be impossible for Australia and Canda to fight because we are actually identical twins...we would be thinking the same thing at the same time...so we'd be sneaking in to Canada with subs or something and the Canadians would be doing the EXACT same thing, we would pass each other somewhere in the pacific ocean.
The Canadians would be trying to subvert our nation with propaganda and we'd be doing the same to them...thus exchanging the national Identity we'd end up with Canadian culture in Aus and Aussie Culture in Canada !!
>has never been relevant on the world stage
>implying Canada is relevant
if you kill your enemies, they win!
No I wouldn't because she's fucking dark as shit
We don't say honorable we speak English properly it's honourable also we don't say aye that's the faggotcuckboystralians we say eh
your insults wont make you better than aussies. in fact, if an aussie had insulted me, i would have cried.
Fucking leafs getting super defensive in this thread. You guys are way more cucked than Aussies, just get over it and start fixing it if you care so much.
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BATTLE OF THE SHIT POSTERS
>MFW
Aussies
Canadians have always been pussies
Canada is better than Australia
Yeah whatever I don't care about your stupid sand nigger opinions
If we kill them, they win. Australia wins by default.
As a matter of fact Australia is exporting its culture subversively to Canada. So in a generation Aussie culture will be the dominant culture in Canada.
Australia
>burned down the White House
That was me lad
>IT AINT LEAF
what unit are you from, lad?
I know this is a shitpost (THE FLAGS PEOPLE) but on a military level, Canada. JTSF2 is bar none the most deadly SF in the world.
nice proxy, canuckfag.
>Special forces win wars.
No unit lad.
I tried to join straight after college when I was 18 but got told to sod off because of asthma. I've somehow grown out of it now, but now I have a decent job that stops me. Could try again if shit turns south I suppose.
according to who? by what criteria? how is this scored?
A countrys special forces shows how well adapted and trained a nations military can be in a total war situation, also the Canadian Army is well- respected and has many honors in a wealth of historical conflicts WW2 being the most distinguished. Take your shitty bait somewhere else kangaroo jack.
who would have guessed, a thread full of tryhard canadian shitposting.
/thread
Literally fuck off all of you retards.
Great refutation, leaf. Canada has 35 million people and 3 million muslims, America has 350 million people and 1 million muslims. Where you have around 2% of your population being muslim, we have around .2 or .1 percent of our population being muslims.
I'm not gonna hold your hand on this but JTF2 is so elite they are not even considered real by the government of Canada. You can look this up you know.
>all these leaf proxies
Build the firewall and get Canada to pay for it.
I forgot that Australia does not have it's own highly regarded special forces unit, an army that is well respected and has many honours in a wealth of historical conflicts, WW2 being the most distinguished.
>believing I'm actually Canadian
Whew lad.
Yeah but at least we are mostly white still
Fact is, you can't even keep China off your doorstep and live in a shithole filled with gas-huffing troglodytes. If you ever did have respect militarily, it's gone now. The emus won get over it.