WEBM

SUNDAY HOUSEWORK PROCRASTINATION EDITION!

It doesn't matter what you post, as long as you low key hate yourself while doing it!

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>cant get embarrassed by a dirty house if nobody you care about sees it
>nobody knows you haven't done laundry in a few fortnights if you never leave the house

turn that self hate around user

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Dawww

>there will be a time when people will no longer remember a time when Mackenzie Davis wasn't a household name

Didn't work.
>yfw you have never been that happy and you're 30 years old.

there's always time to make a change
youtube.com/watch?v=PivWY9wn5ps

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>tfw you realize that happiness is a delusion and you either choose to embrace the absurdity and find your own meaning, or you'll end up doomed to spend your life flailing impotently at existence as you careen uncontrollably toward the void

Camus had it right

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mirrors how do they work

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>as long as you low key hate yourself while doing it!
oh so like literally every thing I do.

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Myth of Sisyphus is unironically the closest thing I have to a religious text or justification for faith in anything tbphwyf
>I leave Sisyphus at the foot of the mountain. One always finds one's burden again. But Sisyphus teaches the higher fidelity that negates the gods and raises rocks. He too concludes that all is well. This universe henceforth without a master seems to him neither sterile nor futile. Each atom of that stone, each mineral flake of that night-filled mountain, in itself, forms a world. The struggle itself toward the heights is enough to fill a man's heart. One must imagine Sisyphus happy.
words to not kys by

>When you get a puppy but you really wanted a killer pitbull

>words to not kys by
Damn straight. Myth of Sisyphus helped greatly.

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kek

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Gotta sleep. Night anons, hope the thread stays alive.

take it sleazy Oceanianon

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what are you guys using for webm?
playing around with ffmpeg

webm for retards

I'm a macfag but I've just been using final cut to final cut clips and convert-video-online.com/ to convert video online to webm. Not a turble site, gives you the ability to turn off audio so you can still export files from final cut or wherever with audio, so you're ready for when the great webmswithsoundassance that has to happen eventually.

testing my custom batch file

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bump

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virtualdub for cutting
ffmpeg
xmedia recode

why not just use ffmpeg?

Xmedia Recode

(Use handbreak to burn in subs if I need it)

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Who?

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>Mackenzie Davis
She was a qt in the martian.

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I use this saved to a .bat file. Its pretty much the same thing but no gui

echo =================== Convert To Webm VP8 ===================
set /p starttime="Start time (00:00:00.0): "
set /p webmtime="Webm time (seconds): "
set /p src="Enter video source: "
set /p dest="Enter webm filename: "
robocopy ... %src% %dest%
ffprobe.exe %src%
echo.
echo .....................................
echo Output video size
echo .....................................
echo 1 - 1080p
echo 2 - 720p
echo 3 - 480p
echo.
set /p res="Select video size: "
if %res%==1 (set res=1920)
if %res%==2 (set res=1280)
if %res%==3 (set res=640)
set /p bitrate=Set bitrate:
ffmpeg.exe -i %src% -vf scale=%res%:-1 -ss %starttime% -codec copy -t %webmtime% -an -sn -c:v libvpx -crf 30 -b:v %bitrate%k D:\documents\webm\%dest%

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I like the GUI in Xmedia, in fact, sometimes when I am really lazy I just watch movies/shows in Xmedia

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Decided to dump some action webms that haven't been posted in a long time to break up the normal waifu posting

not that waifu posting is wrong

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made with

To cut the exact frames virtualdub does a good job.
Xmedia I use when I have eventual trouble on ffmpeg, like opening .avi, put certain subs or encode from weird source formats (like m4v). I know it's all a question of config but sometimes shit gets complicated and I dont go too deep.
In rare cases Sup Forums rejects some webms too, so I use xmedia then.

>He still dead
;__;

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>tfw quit school for a new job and hate it

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Last one for now, later anons

she has a VERY slutty neck

he memes eternal

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love it when movies actually make an effort with the whole "instinctually fleeing from bullets" thing that people tend to do.

noice. saving a bunch of these for >killing this thread porpoises

>2017: Playing a replicant qt in Blade Runner
>2018: Lead in a Reitman/Diablo Cody movie
things are looking up for classic Kenzie.

Just noticed she's exactly six months younger than me. Not sure what it means but I'm pretty sure it's important.

which I paint?

head from 9, hands from 1 or 2

>which I paint
none of those

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I just run this. If there's no subtitles, I just comment everything out except the last 2 lines.

>You will never buy a replicant version of her.

Even if she only around for four years...

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ffmpeg -i input.mp4 -codec:v libvpx -quality good -cpu-used 0 -b:v 500k -qmin 10 -qmax 42 -maxrate 500k -bufsize 1000k -threads 4 -vf scale=-1:480 -codec:a libvorbis -an -pass 1 -f webm output.webm

it's 2 pass, so switch -pass 1 to -pass 2 after running it through the first time.

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bunch of gook gibberish to me.
Mac irl:
>drag file into final cut
>click ok on whatever number bullshit popup
>click on razor blade icon
>click where you want to cut
>drag stuff around for a bit
>share to hard drive when satisfied
>convert vidoe online
>force quit final cut so you don't have to make a choice about saving or declining to save the project
>repeat
>wonder why you have no space on your hard drive 2 months later
easy peasy

no offense to gooks or computer fags

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I used to have nightmares like this as a child, but there were two fat guys and they were shovelling into each other's puddles.
I just thought you should all know that about me.

albert pyun is fucking based

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More of her?

I swear I'll start making webms that don't involve qt grils acting silly in production porn music videos

there must be an end at some point

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>when the waifuposting to moviegore ratio is out of whack on a webm thread