What’s your job Sup Forums??

What’s your job Sup Forums??

Undergrad researcher

sit at home and post threads everyday on Sup Forums

don't have one

Welder/mechanic.

code monkey

Deputy Sheriff

If I were to visit Burgerland, how high is the chance the Police would shoot me during a routine traffic stop? For say not immediately putting my hands rigidly on the steering wheel and begging for mercy?
It's a habit of mine to start rumagging for the insurance and STK when I get pulled over.

Supervise a machining shift

web designer freelancemonkey

bringing a human face to a jewish conspiracy designed to deprive the eternal anglo from his cash

i work at burgerking

Spit shining toilets?

that too yes
i mostly work the cash register sometimes flip burgers

I'm so very sorry.

Wagecuck?

dont be, i pursued an useless higher ed instead of going to a vocational school

C++ Programmer

Studied law, but I live off my webshop.

Culinary student but I take part time jobs whenever I get semester breaks.

Research assistant.
Which is code for saying "unpaid intern".

Gardener

Sounds like a fun job desu. Albeit a bit cold.

we all know you're just another criminal

Hydraulic Engineer

Infantry mong

I worked as a vendor for a nursery as a college student. Best job I ever had. Only ever dealt with my boss on the phone. Traveled around locally restocking plants in outdoor gardening shops and also caring for them. Pay was good, mostly picked my own hours.

I just dude weed lmaod, listened to music, was outside in the sunshine, and took care of beautiful flowers. I wasnt an employee at any of these places so i could tell customers to fuck themselves but instead they'd ask for gardening advice and id take 10 minutes just to talk about plants have some of the most pleasant conversations. Really miss that job desu. Only job i ever had that i liked

Getting to black up on tax money. Living the dream

Work in a pub as bar staff in central London, have a few interesting stories...

*black op

>greentext time

What would you like to know ?

Probably those ""interesting"" stories ie ordinary bar tales

Well we get a good mix of people.
City workers, bankers, locals, tourists, crack heads and whores.
Had a guy OD in the loo the other day, which was fun, and we had a guy get a pint glass out through his face because he bumped into a guy.
We once had a chick walk in with one tit hanging out, that was nice.

writing (mostly) sensor drivers for different embedded platforms and linux (upm/mraa)

I was really hoping you at least had one story... an OD. A fight. And a boob

Mate I'm at work now...

>C++ Programmer
this

feels good being an intellectual mastodont

1) can you tell virgins apart from the normies?
2) is it acceptable to just say "beer" when ordering in the UK? What would I get?

Taxidermist

Studying to become an aircraft maintenance engineer

Sounds comfy.

If you are code monkey in CR
when you 'll live a beautiful life after

male escort

NEET

>programming
>intellectual

electrotechnic

i'm a skellington

office cubicle monkey

I'm a content writer for a Texas-based law firm and also manage a transportation logistics company.

I major in a STEM field and nothing I do is even tangentially related to my studies but whatever.

>tfw everything I do seems boring

I fix your pipes

Test and fix expensive stuff in a network provider.

I am the prime minister of Australia AMA

construction worker

Show us a picture of what are you working now.

How much do you earn in your jobs?

Pizza Deliverer
about 1500 €/month with tips

A job? Huh. I'm a neet ofc.

The il2 guy

So you harass women that walk by?

Depends on if the cop really wanted to kill someone that day

0352

What bar?

R&D process developement engineer in microelectronics.

I work in one of the largest r&d lab in the world, it's pretty comfy.

Bartender

I deliver your packages.

Savior

professional alcoholic

I'm a baker.

Cheers

If they ask you to specify which beer you'd like, just tell them "whatever's on tap" and you'll be fine.

I've never had a job because I'm too shy.

Shy of what? Free coffee?

Hate my job.

I want to leaveee

What's the problem pal??

Bartender at a posh restaurant.

I'm a nurse. It's an ok job and it pays well but wish I studied physiotherapy sometimes.

Actuary

>tfw I will NEVER smooch a cute italian

How land a stock or cashier job with no previous experience?

Shy of people. Shy of messing up.

I'm a slave at a law firm

I drive Uber in the evenings and weekend nights.

Zoo trainer. Or something.


I don't know anymore...

...

merchandiser
why is ur mum gay lol

It's a job you silly, not a date.

PR for a large government department. I'm wasting away.

it's the same thing for beta-fags

english teacher

on the scale of 1 to Chernobyl nuclear plant how horribly mismanaged is your job?
mine is on Victoria Hall levels of mismanagement

Hum, probably some big fire.

*sexpat

It's not comfy
I work in a big villa in the Alps, all you do is picking up leafs from the ground and burning them, most of gardeners are completely retarded and a lot of them have burned brains since they smoked weed every days for 20 years
Not to mention the alcoholics and the shit ambiance, gardeners spend their time stabbing their co-workers in the back

>all you do is picking up leafs from the ground and burning them
Canadian genocide is a job?

Shitty hotel job just to build experience.

Hopefully after 3 months I can get a better position with my 4 year degree.

What management ?

cvs
>tfw too dumb for any higher paying job

Smuggling people into the US border

what reg

signals here

Warehouse manager for a small time industrial electronics manufacturing company.
Everyday I think about how I make 7x more per hour than the Chinese who made the equipment overseas and damn does it feel good.