This is the Tomb Raider. Will you watch her movie?

This is the Tomb Raider. Will you watch her movie?

I would vigorously fuck Alicia Vikander

I'm gay btw

>shoulders wider than hips
lolno

>Will you watch her movie?

no

yeah, i guess

will you?

If you don't support this movie, you're a transphobic shitlord.

why?

Why is she being pushed so hard? Do studios really think she's going to become a huge star or something?

is that enji?

WOAH!
What a babe

I'd Raid her Tomb, if ya know what i mean *wink wink* *nudge nudge*

i want to pee in her pusy

imbostor!

>be a hot woman
>never have to work a day in your life

ayy lmao

If that was a guy, that would be a skinnyfat physique.

I'd explore that boy's caves

>trying to combine givposter and pusyposter

pathetic

>her

Don't hate the player, hate the game. Anyway, I wish I was born a hot woman. I'd love to tease guys and break their hearts.

shut up
you'd be taking pipe in all your holes from dawn till dusk
talm bout teasing boys
yeah right

they want box framed women to become the new standard because small hips -> child can't develop a bigger head -> more people are born retarded. you see this with margot robbie, chloe etc

>tease guys A-Y
>fuck guy Z

Do you even slut?

Implying she could even climb a ledge

>Sup Forums biology 101

> child can't develop a bigger head


KEK

I would raid her tomb if you know what I mean

she can climb

Face>Body

the only way anyone could get me to watch a tomb raider movie is by making it a comedy filled with female nudity

Fatties will hate this.

>wahh it's an unrealistic shape

on my dick

why is hollywood so shit at casting when women like this exist
its literally a no brainer

Nah, fucking young boys is too risky business these days so hollywood had to figure out alternative ways to satisfy their needs.

what's the point of the bra

her face is trash tho compared to real lara

She looks like a skelly boy
t. a skelly boy

stop body shaming

...

>plank body
>no hips
>no ass
>no tits
>YOU MUST BE FAT TO DISLIKE THAT SHE PLAYS A CHARACTER THAT HAS NICE CURVES, A NICE ASS AND BIG TITS

strangle me with those fucking theighs already

Can you stop posting hot girls please? It makes me sad.

she has looks but not the acting talent or voice. enji has a heavy accent.

Just pretend it's them you're fucking next time you have sex with your gf

giv hera gf

>the way the holsters press into her thighs

I don't have a gf. That's the whole point.
Go away, retard. Worst xposter.

Asian boyfriend :)

>I wish I was born a hot woman. I'd love to tease guys and break their hearts.

I don't understand how she looked so much better in Ex Machina.

bullying = bad

Nope, she's dating the ripped spiderman cosplayer

...

>maybe 1% of the population will get to fuck a woman this hot

not fair

>dat jiggle

Just get a gf then

Her ass should be illegal

Just remembered his name: Leon Chiro. He's fucking beautiful (no homo)

>winter had come to westeros
>/fit/ had come to Sup Forums

DELET
DELET
DELET

Hngggggggggggggggggg

>> child can't develop a bigger head
What is c-section.

we are the 99% ;_; occupy: a pit of dispair. jdmisa

>Will you watch her movie?
I watch all high-budget blockbusters, so, yes.

yea ill just go down to the gf store were they sell gf and pick me up a pack of gf and then ill have a gf why didnt i ever think of this its just so easy how could i have waited so long to do something so simple

>>>//r/asianmasculinity/

Anybody can get a gf, it's about getting a pretty one

>women can walk around with their bra and panties showing
>if I walk around shirtless and in my underwear, people call the cops

IT'S NOT FAIR

I like that her body is literally 100% genetics, really makes me feel good about my dice rolls

she looks autistic

Fug.

but guys are walking shirtless all the time here right now... its super hot

why are you shitposting from a gay pride parade?

gf is still better than no gf

>mfw "thick" means dumb as fuck in england

Would a benevolent God create these rules just to see his creations suffer?

I may have worded that poorly.
It took trips for me to see the error of my ways.
PS posting a challenger for spider gwen.
captcha says pick all jet skis... I picked a canoe, still took it.

dem thighs tho..

THICCCCCCC

>thinking those thighs are good

Let me show you some proper thighs with actual muscle on em

...

Damnnnnnn

I hope that's not true, only a black guy can satisfy a body like that, not some tiny asian cock.

PETITE
E
T
I
T
E

no

>small tits
>not even English

Why? They did the same thing with Jolie when Rhona Mitra is a tougher badass bitch and actually modeled as LAra at conventions? Why not get the Rogue One chick?

Who's he?

I think it's very progressive of them to use a transwoman for this role

Petite != fridgebod

>her
that's a post hormone tranny m8

Hey fuck off she's very beautiful

She has a lovely face and the body of a male swimmer

Some dude from my 8th grade gym class.

Well at least you know she has a lovely face and athletic body.

Weak self-deprecating faggots are the norm, you can't sell an actual beautiful woman to those people and you can sell her to your average insecure housewife either. So you end up rotating ugly women on a yearly basis as the goto "next big thing".

She's mediocre at best and anyone arguing otherwise hasn't left his house in awhile.

das a mayn

Hey shut the fuck up, she's beautiful

She's actually beautiful

It's like she never hit puberty

See she's beautiful

As beautiful as she is flat

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Pretty much this