What's /po/lution's excuse for not using science to reach their full, aesthetic potential?

What's /po/lution's excuse for not using science to reach their full, aesthetic potential?

metro.co.uk/2016/08/11/man-spends-thousands-in-bid-to-get-the-perfect-bum-and-we-cant-stop-looking-6062012/

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Nice quads.
Speaking of quads, why didn't he just follow the teachings of rippetoe?

Aussie quads don't lie

if it's a fake ass then fucking it isn't any gayer than fucking a fleshlight

Because he didn't want to become a t-rex?

Is the author of this article trying to be ironic, or does she genuinely think this man is good looking?

I seriously cannot tell humor from real life anymore

Do you not know the difference between perfect and "perfect"?

quads on a gay post

typical shitposting abo

Cheeky bastard.

she is getting paid to get people to go to their site and read their shit... she doesn't give a fuck.

Yeah so um im a member of the strictly dickly fan club and even i like this arse

>augmented grotesqueries
>not the paradigm of anthropoid beauty
>un-ironically implying

Jokes aside, there's literally nothing wrong with this. A happy man does what he wants with his own money, and conservatives get mad, no doubt.

This is proof that anything right of centre is literal totalitarianism.

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underrated subliminal subtlety

>acknowledged

>man

He prolly has a naturally bouncy and uncut softy

What a disgusting ass.

Here's a real, beauitful, manly ass.

>dat proxy

Wtf are in his cheeks?

Australia does it again

sweet, sweet Teflon
theintercept.com/2015/08/11/dupont-chemistry-deception/

Honestly, would you take a free blowjob from this thing?
Imagine these big stupid bimbo lips wrapped around your dick

>Australia does it again
quad then dubs, no less

>the ones

make the guy fighting australia moot or some shit

eventually.... a lot of frames to copy pasta in that shit

surely good editing software would let u use keyframes

your right, Muscle always looks better than fat. I bet he cant even tense his ass.

Wait, why did they censor the cheeks and not the crack?

not if you want the overlay to match the face, frame-for-frame... not with Easy GIF, at any rate

feltch it and find out empirically

thats you. Dont lie. Show boi pucci now.

Why not just go to the gym and do squats every day for a better butt? It's like $50 a month and actually makes you stronger.

oh lad, I wish it was me. i do have a very thick bone structure like that guy, but I'm not as his level yet.

don't think you can get that type of ass with just squats

I'm not picky, I could fuck the shit out of Evalion, but I would never let that thing close to me.

Yeah, you get a better ass.

Fucking SS and GOMAD, the costs would pale in comparison to what that waste of space spent and you will look better overall.

still, post boi pucci

Damn, that's like some Greek sculpture-tier shit. Would play bongos on/10

>implying she would do a good job at sucking dick instead of suggestively rubbing her lips all over your dick while taking selfies
>pic unrelated

>meticulously plucked and shaped eyebrows
>dick sucking lips
>duck face
>retarded pinned piercings
>looks gay
>disgusting, bulbous, grotesquely shaped fat ass
>more gay pin piercings
>faggot looking tattoos everywhere
>"""perfect"""

>pls don't be American, pls don't be American
Fug

I would destroy that roach

>wanting to look like a black girl
He knows most faggots don't actually find that attractive, right?

I assume you're the local expert on that topic?

That quote underneath is the most retarded attempt to be anything, ever