Things about the other cultures you don't understand

>Americans
>use only toilet paper

>Americans
>wearing shoes indoors

>Americans
>Irrational hatred of beans

>Americans
>storing salt in fridge

>Americans
>pretending to be Japanese on Sup Forums

>Americans
>Assuming they are formal couple because they are dating for a significant amount of time

>Americans
>>Irrational hatred of beans

>Irrational

>latin americans
>despacito

>Americans
>mutilating their sons' penises

> Americans
> Hates Socialism despite it being the solution to every one of their major problems

genuinely had a spit-take there

Mexico is behind the rest of the civilized word for like 100 years thanks to the fucking socialism.

They tried on the begining of XX century, and it totally failed.

We could be a developed country, agh, fucking socialism it changed mexico forever, from upper to lower image.

Oy vey!

>Americans
>clapping when the plane lands and at the cinema

Ironically, pochos behave "super-mexican" (or what they think a mexican is) in USA, but they behave "super-american" in Mexico.

Like they don't eat beans, don't speak spanish, only drink bud light, etc.

You would still be most likely be a babana state.

>Americans
>tipping the Wal-Mart greeter

>Americans
>sharting at walmart

>he doesn't store his salt & pepper shakers in the fridge so they keep fresh for longer

This is honestly weird, they're not even that Jewish

There's nothing like fresh salt!

>buying so much salt at one time you have to worry about it expiring

>Americans
>storing shoes in the microwave

>Americans
>talking to strangers without a good reason

> Americans
> scared of driving manual

>non Americans
>obsessing over america

A few other factors are more responsible

>be american
>buy rock salt that has taken millions of years to form underground
>keep it in fridge to preserve its freshness

>italians
>hand gestures

All the countries in the world belong to America. You are posting in America right now regardless what hemisphere you are in. Praise Jesus.

>drink bud light
Weird they just drink Mexican beers here. Also, actual Mexicans I've met seem to drink either Modelo or Tecate. I've also never have seen a Latin American turn down beans.

>romance language
>doesn't understand hand gestures
???

Whew!

>Weird they just drink Mexican beers here. Also, actual Mexicans I've met seem to drink either Modelo or Tecate. I've also never have seen a Latin American turn down beans.

Yup, in the US, they totally change their attitude in Mexico.