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nigger

sophie

pineapple is good on pizza

auuuuuuuuuuuuuugh!!!!!!!!!!

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based underrated man

they're called bananas you Viking cunt

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Wtf that's not turtle

jesus? black.
shakespear? black.
william the conqueror? black.
muhammed? black.
julius ceasar? black.
florence nightingale? black.
General Haig? black.
Henry V? black.
confucius? black.
john lennon? black.

pretty aesthetic islands, too bad there's spics right off the coast

Sophie is a hybrid phenotype.

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>pineapple on pizza? i LOVE pineapple on pizza!!!

going to put flowers and sweets on some girls desks tomorrow at toil

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currently on a 43 day snapstreak with a girl ama

sleepy

THE EVIDENCE SURROUNDS ME
I CAN FEEL THE HAND OF GOD

Should I start visiting a dominatrix lads? Genuinely considering it desu

Kyary

Who else is going?

daily reminder that virtually every country that makes fun of us are always worse.

>Ireland
Gay muslim paki PM who supports child murder
>USA
run by a muslim Kenyan for 8 years and is 52% black
>Canada
Jewdeau femboy soy cuckhold
>France
Literally has no census to cover up their exploding muslim population at 12% by 2018
>Germany
1 million refugees in the country, raping and pillaging their women
>Shitaly
Where do I even start?
>Spain
FIFTY PERCENT UNEMPLOYMENT
>Russia
MANLET ASPIE AUTOCRAT AS LEADER LMAO
>Australia
Had an SJW prime minister, they have laws against flat chested porn because it simulates CP
>NZ
Not even white, maori population bully the white minority on motorcycles lol

don't appropriate my culture

reminder that a Dominatrix turned both those brothers that made the Matrix into trannies

based alpha bro lad banter culture.

Have you sent nudes?

I wish I enjoyed things desu.

what's a snapstreak

wish i had a fanny but don't want to be a woman

the bat's penis is surprisingly big
right down to his chest

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No one but the equivalent of the cuckiest London consitutency voted for the indian fag, and none voted for him to be Taoiseach (an anachronism in more ways than one).

>went to a secular primary school
>still had to sing gay christian songs every morning
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dont respond to the nationalist nazi post lads, we're not all xenophobic like him..

R E N T F R E E

cocks are objectively more aesthetic than cunts. Worst bit of the female body is the cunt

partaking in some very cringey jokey sexual texting

the leaf phenotype

domatrix

>Gay muslim paki PM who supports child murder
Not comparable, we didn't vote for him. It'd be like Sadiq Khan becoming P

we are actually sweaty

DAMAGE CONTROL
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cocks are gorgeous
I can't help but want to suck cock when I see it

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In a toss up between a muslim gay pakistani pro abortion prime minister, and some city mayor who can only change bus timetables and plant trees, i'll go with the mayor lads.

Teach me your ways lad

-becoming PM without a vote

Dublin has forced us into this position
Gael controls damage, S*xons caused it. This is your faggotry, your foreigners. No Indians would stain the soil of Europe, let alone its blood, were it not for the Saxon stain.

LADS

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>*vomits*

it's like a baboons salivating at whatever the fuck baboons eat, other little monkeys, twigs, and other baboons

me

>Teresa May steps down
>Paki faggot gets put in her place by Tory party backroom shenanigans
What would you say?

half of fine gaels voterbase are farmers lad

A gay, muslim, pakistani man runs your country. You've been conquered lad. Accept it.

>jones

could eat crunchies all day

at a punk rock gig right now
Highly Suspect

not drunk enuff
grrr

there are no girls with good personalities

realize women are simple, and easily amused (if they're attracted to you), and don't be self-conscious. Helps if you're drunk

seriously, just don't think, and don't waste anything legitimately funny on some cunt

Literally just put a ;) at the end of sexual innuendo or word play so they know you're taking the piss, but it still puts the image of what you're referencing in their mind enough to have an effect.

hm ahh yes the conservative party would put a labour party city mayor as their party leader.

>Not even white, maori population bully the white minority on motorcycles lol
aha no bikies are only in the really povo areas and maori are a minority

*puts on a skirt*
oh yeh?

In Varadcuck's constituency?

That's what I keep telling people, but it's a multi-pronged attack, not just or even primarily DA JOOZ, it's you faggots and your prot/atheist runt leftovers here. And the yankoid creations.

*fucks you like a girl*
how'd you like that then you slag

I love this scene
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>POOCHESTER POONITED

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not much ahaha

i was talking about single-celled organisms, not humans, and i'm sure i read somewhere (probably on cracked) that "male" cells started out as parasites of asexual (later female) cells. but after looking into it again now, this seems to be only one of many theories, and it's not even the most popular one (last paragraph of en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_of_sexual_reproduction#Origin_of_sexual_reproduction i.e. sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0022519302930080?via=ihub).
i can only apologise

anyone remember the Dubliner going on about Varadkar trolling around politician parties to snort coke off of underaged cocks? I think that was in /brit/ and not on Sup Forums or /eire/ or anything

Not true. The biggest driver in multiculturalism white genocide have been the catholics. We've all seen your nigger loving pope. Catholics were never white, and you have always let in the third world. It's why it's spread to africa and latin america, whilst us strong white aryan protestant chiseled men are in Nordic countries and Germany.

no, I don't :)

me on the right

*whips out huge cock dripping with precum*
suck on that you gay cunt

Tory party is full of pakis and absolutely CHOCKERBLOCKED with faggots.
And the party that put the paki fag in charge is closer in official ideology to the lib dems. Truth is they're all literally the same and will do whatever the American Davos billionaire ex-trots (IYKWIM) tell them to do.
Our supposed Tory equivalent already came out as full on baby killing feminists, just like yours are in practical terms.

would drag my penis through 100 miles of rusty razors just to get a butchers at her arse

WHERE DID YOU GET THIS

Would love to get fucked up on some 'cid and mess around with some tits but I still haven't recovered from removing myself from the gene pool a couple of years back. Fucks sake. Don't meet any birds IRL and no luck on tinder.

irish need to reintroduce vipers to the island

bit gay

Rachel Riley will be the last ever Countdown girl. Guaranteed that they'll ban eye candy when it comes for her to change. Sad desu

no women squirt, its just piss

>The biggest driver in multiculturalism white genocide have been the catholics.
Catholics have not had any geopolitical power since the thirty years war, let alone "soft power".

do you lads season your food?
reckon it's the only thing wogs have got up on us with 'le wypipo' memes

shan't be responding further to fenian candle buring papes

>UH UH MUH DUBS
ignoring the fact dublin has the most variance in politcal parties while fine gael gets most of its votes from the country

>no women squirt, its just piss

What do you mean by that?

We have plenty of snakes.
St Patrick's blessing and Brian Boru's might did not keep them from our shores for many many years.
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Can't wait for a burqa-clad """Quintessentially British""" woman to present or some Louis Spence type to mince around on screen

*holds up a 10*

Fantastic mental gymnastics, I'll see you in Tokyo!

spacker

well don't i feel a bit silly lad haha, will refrain from posting such obviously incorrect tweets in future

never vote, no matter who you vote for the country will be just as shit at the end of their term

t. eats his meat plain

LOVE paddington bear
HATE brexit

simple as can be

>cracked

love YKK zips
hate all other zips