Kanker Thread

Discuss Kankers

Reminder:
>Normalfag = Marie
>Plebian = May
>Patrician = Lee

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Okay confession time

I only made this thread to drop some writefaggotry I did for a thread on Sup Forums that got nuked before I could deliver. Hope the guy who wanted it comes here.

pastebin.com/TgkkLXM4It's kinda weird and involves pubes and armpits and musk

Normalfag = MarieEdd
Plebian = KevEdd
Patrician = EddyEdd

Trying to piggyback off the Jenny thread, eh?

No?
See

What the actual fuck.

Marie next.

Lee is my favorite.

This.

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Oh hey, you were that user in the Ed Edd & Eddy Online thread earlier today.

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Normalfag = MarieEdd
Patrician = NazzEdd
Cosmopolitan = NazzMarieEdd

Let's conduct a little study. Post:

1. Your favorite Kanker.

2. Your main kink.

Endgame: May/Edd

>1. Your favorite Kanker.
Marie.

>2. Your main kink.
It's hard to choose one. Feet, I suppose. Soles specifically.

pls no bully

best ship is clearly Edd/Harem(consisting of all three Kankers, Nazz, and Sarah)

>forget which one is which
>remind myself by mentally replaying that "flip me over I'm getting crispy" scene

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haha wow look at this loser...

>now realizing how BSDM and rapey that is.

wow

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it's alright user, i have much the same preferences

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1.) Marie in the actual show, in fan works often either May or Lee

2.) honestly so many things compete for Main Kink, but I'd have to say Hyper is near the top in most of it's forms

anyone else develop a liking of big plump lipstick covered lips due to scenes like this?

>Favorite Kanker
Marie

>Main kink
School girl dress, pubes, choking

How old are the Kankers

13 i guess.

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I'm a Mariefag and I agree with this ranking.

>Marie
>Cum and everything involving it.

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>May
>Futa

Nice try NCA.

no it hasn't

>femdom
>odor
>armpits

That I was

Well I don't wanna do the same thing again with a different girl. Gimme a different kink to work with

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May
drooling

1)Marie
2)Anal

CHICKEN LASER ARMPITS

Why'd they make Marie a runway model compared to the other two?

1. Marie
2. Impregnation, Harems, Choking.

>Impregnation
>Choking

Ma nigga

> Pure, unadulterated, dick sucking lips.

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Thread needs more of best girl.

Would you?

>dat pube

Marie

Fem-Dom

whoa

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Bump, mofos.

WOULD I?

Best kanker

>exaggerated slapstick gag
>lol so BDSM so rapey

I wanna sniff May's toes!

>No love for May
Realtalk, May's the least evil of the three. She's dumb but sweet. Lee and Marie strike me as controlling and miserable to be around.

>and miserable to be around.

Unless you're into that.

Who the fuck is into being miserable?

I mean into their dominating personalities so you're not miserable, you goon

Does Eddy let her call him Skipper?
Then again even if it bugs him she probably does it to see his manlet rage.

They're trailer trash kids

bump

I would be their cute and lovable but stern dad

Alright screw it.

Give me some Kanker cheesecake/smut requests and I might draw it later.

Marie topless and licking her nipple

Short comic
Its Double D's birthday
He receives a box on his doorstep without any notice.
Inside is *Kanker of your choice* in a revealing bikini, with lotion in hand and a rose in teeth.

Scene and theme as you see fit.

Could it be a sling bikini?

Scene and theme as you see fit.

Also I'm too lazy to enlighten myself with a quick google-fu to learn what a sling bikini is. I'll trust your fashion knowledge.

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top tier: shipping is for fags
shit: having ships

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Does vampire meerkat still make stuff? Seems like she'd grow out of it by now.

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still at it

Eddy/Edd
Shoo shoo go away Rebecca

....sauce?

oh cool
>check her da
>undertail humanizations
disappointed but not surprised

I never considered how cool Lee is as a villain until recently. In terms of threat level, she makes her sisters entirely redundant. She's the strongest, smartest, and most driven of the three, but the benefit of the other two, which only makes Lee herself scarier, is that she has a couple of lackeys who are pretty threatening too and totally devoted to her and each other, and look to her for guidance. Lee is why the Kankers are so threatening. She's not just Best Kanker, she's Quintessential Kanker.

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They're around the Eds' ages and aren't triplets as far as I can tell (unless their three dads all wrote letters to the stork on the same night), so I'm around 12-13. I always assumed May, Marie, and Lee were 11, 12 and 13 respectively.

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Dem jawbreakers...

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