Army recruitment adverts around world

Russia
youtube.com/watch?v=1idTSSc_7Ts

UK
youtube.com/watch?v=OQ4OoPNY_YM

China
youtube.com/watch?v=rTdOnDSPZ_Q

US
youtube.com/watch?v=i5ufp07bmuw

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funny how in the russian one they use aryan looking men, when only 0.01% of russians look like that

Pakistan
youtube.com/watch?v=e3JezdORsyY

India
youtube.com/watch?v=ptswC4583V0

Sweden
youtube.com/watch?v=sN7rGb9Bwr8

>0.01% of russians look like that
so still a bigger number than Lithuania with its 2 million population where only 86.7% are actual Lithuanians.

when did I saw I was lithuanian
lithuanians are subhumans who deserve to be slaves to russian subhumans

I feel like the Russian one is about to say "No Russian" as we shoot up an airport.

>Russia
That VDV song is the best

Here's
>Lithuania
Something pretty good:
youtube.com/watch?v=ia5Ak0kEADs
youtube.com/watch?v=8psPYbe6-Ls
Basically relatable bullshit and "don't worry, service isn't all that bad". Pretty funny stuff.

And here's the most generic thing I could find on the official channel: youtube.com/watch?v=-bTw6bP0avo

Over all, pretty alright.

Bby, you can all be slaves to Anglos

couldn't the budget have been more than 20 euros? jesus christ those suck compared to the foreign ones

It's called not wasting money. It hits all the important points.

Shit like
youtube.com/watch?v=1idTSSc_7Ts
only speaks to kids in their early teens, not adults (who you're trying to reach out to)
Worst of all, it's aping the American style, which is always kitchy.

India's ad is fucking awesome

The British one was an actual mistake made by morons without telling anyone. Usually it's this:

youtube.com/watch?v=lMd4RrT7SS4

what the fuck

If they were really going for propaganda they would use a stereotypical looking Russian guy like webm related, not that potatohead.

I love ours :3
US military has always been good at propaganda

Army
youtube.com/watch?v=cq-ZVIZJaI8
youtube.com/watch?v=9oFkGsT8SmE

Marines
youtube.com/watch?v=16fvvPaliVQ
youtube.com/watch?v=xvQal582NfU
youtube.com/watch?v=fiDvqdY7Edg

Air force
youtube.com/watch?v=4rj9-fmxbUg

Navy
youtube.com/watch?v=ZqpJ5kDgKec

Coast Guard
youtube.com/watch?v=lUQJHhXiY_A

Yeah, the Indian one is pretty cool.

Is English like the universal language there?

I love this old Navy one.
You have no idea of how formal the is the text.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ooi_FcbBXtA

Oh and the Swedish one is amazing.

We don't really have military commercials since we have conscription.

But the FDF does have a YouTube channel

youtube.com/watch?v=zFPBCPoegcc
youtube.com/watch?v=COs-CI6vWKk
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The china one is badass

>Poland
ours are very generic
youtu.be/rr8KYMb3AMY
youtu.be/3UdkgddnE_E
youtu.be/j0UWQ9vqkWk

youtube.com/watch?v=EMfs9B8yq-E

we have the best ones by far
youtube.com/watch?v=Q1vCe3BAnws

I miss our gold army recruitment propaganda
youtube.com/watch?v=RebBFhLkPG4
>epic music
>join the fit, strong and hardcore paratroopers and you'll get adrenaline, glory and honnor
>de Gaulle's speech about the Frenchs SAS paratroopers
>you'll do epic battles, in jungles, deserts and in Africa
>end with a black qt and a poetic speech about war on a great military march
now our military commercials is just women and minorities quotas and sometimes they say you'll be a better person fighting for muh liberty

>our gold
our good old*

Can't get more cheesy than this
youtube.com/watch?v=dXlWo5KWrkU
>*teleports behind you*
>Nada personal, gonorrea

>officer in the British army
>answers to American general

I really hope they don't actually put women on the frontline

>Colombia's army recruitment ad is about catching drug lord

Why am I surprised by this?

Is part of their job still driving around mowing down the homeless that crawl out of the sewers?

Yeah and I hope no one has to be on the frontline.

Indian one is bretty gud

It's genuine, WTF are you talking about?

>I grew up with brothers
Like a cliched action movie I see.

True I hope there are no wars but women just can't naturally deal with warfare like men can. It's genetics. I don't think men should be put in even more danger by having women "soldiers" as a liability

It was a complete fuck up which idiots in the army comms department made without consulting anyone else at all and put out without proper approval. It wouldn't have gone out if it had gone through the proper channels.

They do now. They can join the Royal Marines and Paras.

In theory. Just not really.

What are you talking about, you silly cunt? It's a genuine British Army advert that is on their own fucking website and has been broadcast.

Being embarrassed by it is fine, making up bullshit stories like you are is not.

That's not what I'm saying at all. You seem to lack reading comprehension. I'm saying that it was made without consultation from the main MoD or ministers. The problem was by the time it was out it was too late to get rid of it again.

youtube.com/watch?v=nNdPPEwguDQ
Blast from the past, US navy vs Japanese navy ads

Actually in awe at the UK one

You're inventing stories to hide your shame and embarrassment. No one is convinced, you little shit.

You don't have to believe me. But I know.

>first they capture a drug lord
>then they blow up a coke tent
Every single time

Also, I want to fucc that qt soldier Rojas at the end of the video

No idea but isn't that what the Policia Nacional is for?

No you don't. You're lying and it's obvious.

You can believe whatever you like.

"accompanying the destinies of the ships as uncertain as the human destiny"

>UK
Wtf?

>China
I don't need to speak the language to cringe.

Of course I can and I believe you're a snivelling little shit in full damage control mode desperately trying to save face on Sup Forums over some embarrassing recruitment adverts.

Fucking kill yourself.

I'm sorry. You were right. I was wrong.

You seem quite keen on defending them

low budget, quite amateur filmed, but so real, calming in some way
youtu.be/PXZ04vckFok

I concede. You win.

>call them embarrassing
>defending them

You fucking thick nigger.

>this little nigger shit samefagging after his lies were called out

...

You're right. You caught me samefagging. You win.

Now kill yourself, you sinister lying twat.

Not me

Yes master.

So Brits have muslims praying in their military recruitment ads? How embarrassing~~

UK one is utterly disgusting.

Literally nobody disagrees.

I don't know what they were thinking publishing that, it was only gonna cause uproar

i don't see anything wrong with the message but it's odd that it was given so much priority

Hopefully the chinese abomination won't happen again after the tap ban

>Literally nobody disagrees.
Do many serve? Here they under serve for their population % and when they do some can't keep from committing terrorist acts.

that was the point in the advert
fighting together for the british empire used to be a source of unity between cultures but now muslims are cutting themselves off
campaigns like that one hope to bring some in to mainstream society through public service
telling them that there's no need to be afraid and they are welcome

But they're not welcome

where are they going to go then?

They're gonna go home mate. At least once we've got these brexit papers signed.

Nah, there's a few hundred in the armed forces and this will simply not change a thing.

Not part of the commonwealth, They wanted their independence, the UK broke the ottoman empire for their independence, Now they can live in their deserts and keep their backward and ill repute culture.

french canadian:

youtube.com/watch?v=fHHkaz2uVKo

anglo-canadian:

youtube.com/watch?v=Ooh3EzIAmGg

if they've been here for generations then their home countries won't accept them back
the uk never deports anyone unless there is somewhere to deport them to
what about atheists who were raised as muslims in the uk?
what about mixed ethnic people?
what about brits who adopted islam and muslim culture?
we can't just deport all these thousands of people who we bloody invited in in the first place

What part of they're going home don't you understand lad? It's not rocket science

>Oh no, How can we survive without a few thousand soldiers who carries prayer mats and kneels while in duty.

Why won't muslim countries accept them back?

>few thousand
What are you talking about?

No one wants muslims, not even other muslims.

they have no obligation to
we wouldn't accept all the people in the world who have vaguely british ancestry all at once

You seem to ignore the fact that most can trace the precise area their immigrant ancestors came from seeing as they mostly arrived post-WWII

This. It's not like they were slaves.

Then they should assimilate, They're using public funds that they haven't payed for, They're occupying space that wasn't meant for them, and they're benefiting from a system that they had no input whatsoever and the scum think that its appropriate to disregard the general culture of the country that they're taking advantage of. Their existence which consists of an utter disregard for the well being of their host nation's culture, heritage, and traditions makes me sick.

They should be thrown out of the country.

how do you propose we force all the muslims to leave in a practical way?

>Then they should assimilate
that's what the advert was trying to promote

Financial encouragement

>china one has rap
didn't they ban that?

>Russia looks like they're trying to appeal to FPS gamers.
>UK looks like they are trying to appeal to muslims and SJWs
>China just made an obsolete, unplayable commercial since they just banned Rap Music from TV
time.com/5112061/china-hip-hop-ban-tattoos-television/
>USA is trying to appeal to people who want the respect they haven't been able to get working at Starbucks and driving for Uber (I may enlist..)

I really like this one.

youtube.com/watch?v=ctZrv2C4zUg

this is so gay

>shows a paki doing a mohammedia prayer.
Assimilation isn't about being part of a military or an organization, its about the culture of the UK. You could have just as well posted a muslim brotherhood advert that ends with "Allah save the queen"

Just because they can serve in those units does not mean they will, no woman has ever served in the paras or royal marines.

>no woman has ever served in the paras or royal marines.
Yes, because it has never been open to them before, you dumb cunt.

dying for the same cause promotes national unity
forcing people to change religion has had pretty terrible results in the past
if we aren't going to allow islam then we should never have accepted muslim immigrants in the first place
we gave them citizenship and we can't take it off them without good reason
this advert was probably misguided if you look at the outrage it caused but it was meant to try and solve a problem which is the incredibly low number of muslims in the british army
if we ignore this problem we lend credence to the idea that muslims are separate and that the uk is an enemy of british born muslims
that will just lead to more fifth column thinking and potentially more terrorist attacks
for the good of the country we should try and solve this

You think they are going to get in? Women have been eligible for UKSF for years now, guess how many have got that far?

>You think they are going to get in?
If they pass the training, the yes. The fact is, you thick cunt, the option was never available to them before.

thx. made me laugh.

I see now. Thank you for correcting me senpai.

Forcing people? really? In the past there were racial quotas in immigration policies, Heck the U.S had one that lasted for 200 years.
Now we're allowing immigrants from other nations to go to our country irregardless of one's ability or skill and yet we aren't allowed to tell them to conform to our culture?
We gave them citizenship, then we can also revoke it and send them back if they continue to remain indignant to their host nation's wellbeing. They can drown in the mediterranean for all I care since they haven't even shown a lick of effort to become english.
>That'll just lead to more terrorists attacks
and they'll even hold the public's safety as hostage?!? What is this? Accept our foreign culture to supplant yours or else we'll blow up a school?
For the good of the country they should resolve to change themselves. Immigrating is admitting that your own culture and country is worth turning you back to for the country of one's choice. You immigrate to the UK to become a UK citizen and that isn't as skindeep as a stamp in your passport, it means adopting their culture. If you don't assimilate, all your doing is cutting a section of the UK for your own culture to exist in reflecting the things that you left behind and that the english majority does not wish for exist in their borders.