Why do people, especially Americans, think that the Netherlands is part of or exactly like Germany?

Why do people, especially Americans, think that the Netherlands is part of or exactly like Germany?

because weed lmao

Because you are on the same level of cuckoldry, if not worst...

I've never met anyone who thinks that, IRL or on the internet. If anything, they think Amsterdam is a seperate country/city-state.

Netherlands = slavshit

Germany = best girl

??????

Ethnically you are exactly the same

Although Dutch is a lot more like English than German

This.

Fpbp

Netherlands is used goods.
Spain fucked that boipucci for hundred of years.

It's just like Canadians and Americans. It's only them who like to pretend that there is a difference.

Atleast we werent the one to lose a whole fleet of silver :^]

Honestly most Americans probably don't even know what your country is or where it's located senpai

Silver is nothing compared to your anal virginity though

Because they're uncomfortably close to each other.

Oppai is een smerige weeb, dit is nu een Nederdraad.

Netherlands needs to kick out all the Africans and Moroccans t b h

As an American, I can say the difference is very clear. Dutch men are the whiniest most insufferable castrated cuckolds in all of western Europe.

>Spain
>First victims of drone bombing
>BTFO out by a woman in Medieval times

I'd be butthurt if I were you, too

I thought one of you was a German once and she for really pissed. Explain.

You got rekt by one of the smallest countries in europe accept it and stfu

You'd probably be pissed if i called u a Mexican

Says Cletus as he elects a nigger president of his 60% white country for a second time then celebrates it with letting jamal, tyrone and damarcus railing his wife.

Because if Hitler would've have won, Germans & Dutch would be living in the same state.
The thing is 200 years ago Dutch was considered just to be another German dialect, because the German language was due endless sovereign states considered very diverse.
Plattdeutsch (Northern German dialect) shares a lot of similarities with Dutch e.g.

Just politics and greedy monarchist lead to the division of the German nation as we see it today (Germany, Netherlands, Austria, Flanders, Luxemburg, Liechtenstein, South Tirol & Switzerland)

Under one nation we would have been truly great.

Flemish user here. We would love to join you guys after we rid ourselves of the Walloon cancer.

The only thing I think of when someone mentions the Netherlands is faggot rights and "progress". I've never even thought of the Netherlands being part of Germany until this thread.

m'kay

>deutsch
>dutch
???
My girlfriend is Dutch and has blonde hair and blue eyes and is beautiful.
I'm Mexican and I'm enjoying pounding her pink pussy with my dirty brown dick daily.

Dutch and Deustch man

The only difference between germans and dutchies is we weren't ruined by 70 years of brainwashing and guilt tripping.

You guys had the chance twice but u fucked up :(

We could be great together. But presently, we have shitty leadership. I would not want to inflict Dutch politics on the Flemish.

One sore point for is always the competition between Rotterdam and Antwerp. If we joined, we have two of the largest ports in Europe working together. No more petty bullshit, only pure profit.

Netherlands is our clay

No, it's not. Dutch is way closer to German than it is to English. Dutch developed out of a Low-Franconian dialect, while English is based on Saxon.

Come home, brothers.

we are both germanic. the eternal jew and his lapdog bitch the eternal anglo want to separate us.

>we weren't ruined by 70 years of brainwashing and guilt tripping.

Eh... debatable. Not as hard as the Germans, surely, but that might just be because we've always been cunts. But I don't know what you remember from school, cut the guilt trip was very real.

I suppose we also had the advantage of being massively pro-American postwar, so Uncle Sam might have gone a little easy on us.

I've never met anyone who thought this, OP, I mean you guys even speak different languages. I have met people who think Austria is a part of Germany, though.

Do they though? It's very much common knowledge that they're separate countries.

Never heard of the term Plattdeutsch but I from Limburg and over here we speak a dialect which sounds almost exactly like German. But when we talk to eachother in our dialect we refer to it as 'Plat kallen' (= Plat speaking). Now I guess I know why

>Austria is part of Germany

Your schools sure use old textbooks.

Germans after ww2 were taught to hate their country, this never happened to the netherlands.

Only the endless muh jews muh jews cryfests.

because you are our weird brother

>Plattdeutsch (Northern German dialect) shares a lot of similarities with Dutch

Can confirm. The Zweite Lautverschiebung never made it to northern Germany and Dutch isn't affected by it at all, so that's the major reason they're so similar.

>be dutch
>conquer gaul from the romans (salian Franks came from the netherlands)
>conquer the united kingdom (glorious revolution)
>defeat spain when its the most powerful empire on earth (80 years war)
>establish the greatest trade empire the world has ever seen
>lead the world in terms of culture, art and science. (golden age)

hmmm...

Because you are our little sister. And siblings always see only the big differences in each other while the rest of the world thinks we look the same.

>throw it all away to please the globalists

thank you prins bernhard.

Last time I checked, Sweden is New Afghanistan.
Nice try, cuck.

You're both brown and you both speak Arabic.

I don't know, bro. There's plenty of examples of Dutch people being taught to hate their own country and culture. One that springs to mind is this fable that we were over-eager to deport the Jews, which is often presented as a cruel streak of our people that must be "fixed". Which means, of course, importing mountains of shitskins and waiting on them hand and foot.

In reality we had a recently upgraded bureaucratic system, were already the most densely populated country in Europe, and the people had a positive disposition towards the Germans. Even the Jews themselves showed up perfectly on time to be deported, in their sunday best.

But according to leftist scum, even the simplest peasant should have known about the Holocaust years before it happened. And of course I never learned anything in school about how the Christian leftist De Geer, our PM, was a collaborator, and how the government had denied asylum to Jews, and proscecuted a cartoonist for drawing a cartoon of Hitler.

We're not being played as hard as the Germans, but nobody is. Doesn't mean we're not being played. Look at Japan for how a country looks at its war past when Uncle Sam decides not to intervene. Until recently the fuckers denied they even started the war, let alone all the shit they did.

I WANT MY COUNTRY WITHOUT FAGGOT RIGHTS AND DEGENERATE POT SMOKING HIPPIES REEEE FUCKING PROGRESSIVE KEKS AND WOMEN RUINED IT ALL
ALL MUSLIMS AND NIGGERS NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT AND FAGGOTS NEED TO KEEP THEIR SHIT PRIVATE INSTEAD OF FLAUNTING THEIR GAPING ASSHOLES EVERYWHERE
REEEEEE

You're the Dutch and they're Deutsche. Same thing, right?

we have 5.7% muslims, you have 35% maoris lad

Sure thing, Canada.

wew lad I didn't mention Islam once
This is how I know you are brown.

your post mentioned arabic, both your posts is how i know you're retarded

>That ID

this, Dutch and German are mutually intelligible
Spoken and written

...

>Why do people, especially Americans, think that the Netherlands is part of or exactly like Germany?
i think that too, i'm so happy to be white and American. :)

vielleicht wenn du platt kannst.

ich versteh nicht mal schweizer"deutsch"

Seriously you northgermanics are all the same to me. Talking a lot and being the first to say "Fuck you" to traditional values. I don't say all of you are like that but Bremen, Köln, Berlin, Amsterdam, Den Haag all the same degenrate shit.

t.South German

Das stimt allerdings; Leute die selber nicht Platt sprechen können, haben auch mehr Probleme damit, Niederländisch zu verstehen. Lesen sollte aber weniger das Problem sein, ne?

>Bremen, Köln, Berlin, Amsterdam, Den Haag
you forgot hamburg

also, all recent "terror" attacks were in bavaria. Really makes you think, doesnt it?

Neighbors, also tall and blonde.

Since we are the borderstate where this human Müll arrives we got hit hard I don't deny that.

Because your anthem has a reference to Germany which prooves you are Germans.

Mad about our proud hanseatic tradition you alp shitter

Netherlanders == Dutch
Germans == Deutsch


Coincidence? I think not.

"ben ik van Duitschen bloed" (I am of German blood) is in reference to William I of Orange, not to the entire people of Holland.

ich kann kein platt und ich kann Niederländisch verstehen und lesen. Wenn ich dann auf Deutsch antworte, verstehen es die Niederländer auch. Aber ich muss immer lachen, weil sich Niederländisch so lustig anhört.

Both countries are degenerated. It seems this is actually some germanic thing. The germanics have to many faggots per capita. It seems degeneracy is part of their DNA.

everything around germany is pretty much pseudo germany

None of those cities are Germanic. They are Arabic and Marxist.

>t. Muhammed

This.

GERMANIC UNION WHEN?!

Let's change that to: The world needs to get rid of inferior races.

I don't think of the Netherlands at all.

Es gilt auch bestimmt nicht für jeden nicht-Plattdeutschen. Degegen kenne ich Leute aus Mainz und Leipzig die kein Wort verstehen, wenn ich denen mal was auf Holländisch sage.

Join us, Netherfriend. Life is good outside of the Fourth Reich.

you might as well leave out the "of the Netherlands" part in the future, burgerfriend.

Why are you guys in the EU? What do you get out of it? Anyway, thanks for the money and helping with the refugees. Gutentag or whatever. Bye!

He's just showing us he's a big boy because he's referencing Mad Men.

>watching TV

You are a bad human being. You should think about your behaviour

>missing the point

Because american are stupeed! Everyone knows nederlands makes aquafresh, it's 2016 like for real get some brains racists

The greatest thing achieved by Hansa is a cheap videogame I bought with a newspaper when I was a teen.

Should make think about how little these guys have done historically speaking.

Jongeman, heeft u wel eens het eerste couplet van ons volks lied beluisterd?

Need some unrelated Kraut help

what does
>"Dein schamlosestes,"
mean in English?

The closest I can get too is "yours shamelessly"

google translate didn't really help

Your most shameless

thanks Dutch-bro, feel free to take over our monarchy again if we fall to Islam

My pleasure. Now... do you need anything translated, Belgium?

because "dutch" sounds similar to "deutsche"

toothpaste = windmills and weed
kraut = beer and cuckoldry

the difference is that the exact moment you cross the land border, the sky turns dark and the people turn into complete asshats with 4 languages and 0 communication skills.

At least germany knows how to not talk about me in front of my face like I'm a clueless tourist.

also while I was there my school secretary got shot to death. that wouldn't happen in germany.

>id is sex
>complains about the koninkrijk
>there's a gelderland joke in there somewhere

Yeah, also how fucking stupid do they have to be to thing Switzerland and Sweden are the same country..

If you do that we'll have to swallow the Walloon cunts' debt, territory, rampant arabic socialism, and we can't have that.

you are a disgusting degenerate. kill yourself before you pass your genes.

if you don't we will just deport you when is elected and let the mexifag cartels behead you.

y'all are almost as bad as ISIS and the SJWs

>complaining about arabs and socialism
>flag