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Honestly this took longer then I thought it would.

based brazzers production, top tier costume and location

who is playing katana I must know

>couldn't even be bothered to get a blonde bimbo
DROPPED

kek, yeah, but the film isn't even out yet, I'm guessing more are on the way, I'm expecting Axel Braun to make a full xxx parody

these are just the two harley scenes, one with aria alexander and one with riley, both as harley only, first one is harley getting BLACKED by deadshot and the second one is in a insane asylum

>I'm expecting Axel Braun to make a full xxx parody

I just looked him up on twitter and he literally just posted this, top kek m8, top fucking kek

>no porn parody of the original skawd
>no nightshade/rick flag/tom tresser
>no bronze tiger/vixen
>no duchess gangbangs the entire squad to exhaustion
>no amanda waller pegging boomer

NO BUY

It's a fucking crime how shit the sex is in these things. I've tried to watch a few of them and the costumes are A+ and the writing (actual dialog and story) isn't bad (which, for porn, means mind-blowingly well done) ... and then it's the most gawd awful mechanical porn-fucking. It's depressing.

so, it'll be shit, then wooden rocket will make a "comedic" parody 9 months from now, that will somehow be less funny than the porn parody and the real movie combined?

those two are actually pretty solid, brazzers know their shit, but the ones done by wicked and braun like are basically what you said, amazing costumes but SHIT tier direction, fucking is the worst part of the whole porn parody

The huge majority of porn is shit like that though.

>Asa Akira instead of London Keyes
blunder of the century

D A M A G E D

>The huge majority of porn is shit like that though.
Well, yeah. But I see the costumes and watch the trailers and WANT THIS TO NOT SUCK!

Or, you know, did. At this point I know better than to even give Brazzers or Digital Playground a second glance because it's like watching an Iron Man Triathlon style endurance contest crossed with Jackass levels of "Stupid People Tricks" with 90% the exact same performers as the *last* go-round.

Also, thanks to Viagra, rather than just having the girls looking bored now you've got the Platonic Ideal of Lack of Chemistry where the dudes looks just as uninterested as the women while they both grit their teeth and pound away for that paycheck. Yay.

>the GIRTH

kek, the guys who make these costumes do such a great job

I don't know user. Where is there Good Porn? Even shit I like I mainly watch for how the people look rather than chemistry, which is usually nonexistent.

amateur

>the guys who make these costumes do such a great job
More importantly they do a BETTER job than the professionals working for the actual productions that they're making low budget parodies of.

It boggles the mind, it does.

Its strange how often a major movie only gets one porn parody.

Suicide squad is getting a brazzers, an axel braun and an asylum.

Basically entirely dependent on the individual vid. Where's the studio that does Good Porn?

>Ana Belk Peaks as Killer Frost

Oh hell yes

come to think of it these porn costumes are all better than the shit that's on CW, especially the villain costumes

yeah, great fucking casting choice, she look exactly like the assault on arkham cartoon frost, except the shitty tattoos, but whatever

which studio is the OP Pic from?

I winder who will play granny goodness in a few years when she finaly shows up.

nina hartley obviously

Brazzers i think

Is that porn parody ??

Sauce ??

>Where is there Good Porn?
Depending on what you're into there's been a trend of what they call "Glamcore" that has actual lighting and editing (rather than the standard BangBros style goPro tier long shots + POV) with sites like X-Art, Dane Jones, Joymii 21Naturals, EroticaX, and some of those have secondary sites for more niche tastes (EroticaX also has BrutalX (rougher), and DarkX (basically the same as Blacked) frex).

Sexart and XConfessions are more Hipster-ish (often looks more like a film student art project that also has some sex involved).

Sweet Sinner tends to go more "naturalistic" by which I mean they tend to actually have people fucking rather than posing for the camera and they seem to go out of their way to pair couples who are actually excited about boinking each other.

Amateur tends to have great chemistry but dogshit production (because often as not it's literally being filmed on someone's cell phone or with a literal GoPro) and it's inconsistent as fuck.

digital playground aria alexander, get ready to see her take the big black dick

>Is that porn parody ??
No, that's the actual show that's being parodied:
youtube.com/watch?v=GGQBwJB9QyU

Genuinely, thank you for those recs. I've heard of some and 'glamcore' is probably mostly what I watch now, but Sweet Sinner sounds like my jam

go on

god dammit, couldn't he find any good looking guys?

>couldn't he find any good looking guys?
If they were putting any effort in? Yes.

Also: less than middle-aged would be nice.

You'd think as much effort as goes into the production (costumes and even vfx) they'd stop mailing it in on the casting side ... but as long as the punters are punting.

Porn is so fucking repulsive

>guys

lmao who cares you fat fuck? pro tip these films are not aimed at either landwhales or faggots

you're fucking repulsive

>Also: less than middle-aged would be nice.
In porn? Yeah, right.

>t. cuck who jerks it to ugly old men having sex

It cant hurt to widen the appeal

kek, everyone who jerks it at porn is by default a cuck, dunno I sometimes like watching extremely old dudes fuck young girls, I like to see girls humiliated like that

I'm just fucking around mate, of course it's more pleasant to watch a couple that's around the same age and the girl actually enjoying herself than some 55 year old tattooed meathead ex-crack addict fuck a girl while she's all miserable

>tfw you're an ugly old man and self insert

you're excused

>it's more pleasant to watch a couple that's around the same age and the girl actually enjoying herself than some 55 year old tattooed meathead ex-crack addict fuck a girl while she's all miserable
I mean, depends on your fetishes.

...

>Poison Ivy

Could it be?. I can finally get the Harley/Ivy cosplay porn that I ever wanted?

did you see it? they are doing a B&R squee costume for Ivy
it's shit

I don't care. As long as I can have Harley/Ivy cosplay porn I'll be happy

>that Assault on Arkham Killer Frost

FINALLY