Be me

>be me
>be a tourist in Barcelona, Spain
>buy heroin from a Romanian pusher
>put it into your vein
>all of a sudden a muscle cop stops you in the street
>muchacho, you look weird, let's go to the police station
>come on, confess you're on drugs
>the cop arrests you for being on heroin
>muchacho, you'll be punished, but you can avoid it
>how?
>pound my bitch cop muscle ass hard with you twink cock, I want to be your putita

That your ultimate fantasy, Ivan?

nobody can resist the latin heat

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I wonder what food is like in Spainish jails.

i just came in my cargo shorts...
...fuck that's hot ;)

>Spain
>latin
noice bait, man

dumb slav

Lel, Spaniards and Italians get awfully buttmad when being cold Latins

I miss Kasey.

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Probably better than in american schools

Everything I tried there makes the trash we eat here look like dogturds... Even the simplest things like a fried egg tasted fucking good, so I guess prison food can't be that bad

No need to come to pol with your wank material, faggot

Ayy lmao

Sorry, I forgot to ask for your permission, pidorashka

Пиздyй cпaмить хyйнeй в /int, гoвнoeд.

Зaбыл cпpocить cocaчeмaнькy.

I wouldnt be surprised if the story was real tbqh. Barcelona is the cuck capital of the world. Cucked by Spain, cucked by muslims, cucked by romanians and cucked by refugees. They literally cant stop sucking cock. They suck so much cock its taking them decades to finish la Sagrada Familia because they're way too busy.

>Slavs can't resist the Mediterranean cock
Nothing new, you are all a bunch of faglords in the east lo

At least the third time this bullshit has been posted.

I don't think you can be arrested for being under the influence of narcotics, unless you are driving. That's how it is america at least

I never got this, why are south americans called latin but spain is hispanic? Wouldn't spain have more true latin roots?