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Dancing the rain away edition.

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I dropped my hot chocolate on the ground.

I'm very depressed right now.

nuggers are in the oven because it's too rainy to get maccas or go to the supermarket

it wouldn't be an issue if you had a car

richfags btfo

I could really use some nuggers

I can't afford a car you fuck

Make some then

What did you do that for?
Hot chocolate isn't made for the floor.

which is why I said you were btfo

If I was a richfag I would own a car.
Your comment makes no sense.
Are you okay?

I-I was just trying to put my briefcase in my other hand and then my hot chocolate fell onto the ground.

I'm screaming aaaaaah

your parents are richfags but they don't like you so they won't buy you a car

Need someone to kiss it better?

>but they don't like you
They said they would help make up some of the cost of a car like they did with my older brother but it's not worth it for me at all.

Yes, kiss me better right now.

W-would you really do that?

sour grapes lole

Why are you being so rude to me today.
What did I do to you?

Ok, any particular place need kissing?
Me on the right

One thigh shaved, think finish off the whole leg later


I hope you didn't get any on you, that stuff can burn
lol the richboy is nothing but a poorfag

gotbored, sorry

my neck.. my mouth... all over really.

>One thigh shaved, think finish off the whole leg later
post pics
Anyway where have you been these last few days?
Have you moved in yet?

It went on my leather shoe desu.

I-it feels bad.
OwO does it feel nice shaved?

Yep, I've been meaning to check out that hair removal powder but I never get around to it
>post pics
No pics till it's finished
>Have you moved in yet?
no, there's still someone in my flat, but my parents have gone on a trip so I've the house to myself so that's good
>Anyway where have you been these last few days?
Got kinda sick of the thread so I took a break
It feels nice, although it would be better if both my legs were shaved

I wax, it's nice

you might want to look into epilators but I can't vouch for them

A-are they super smooth like a girls leg?

>tfw I have both my heatpump and heater on max power because I don't have to pay energy bills
/devlish/

>Got kinda sick of the thread
o-oh...

Reminder that you owe me skirt pics
You promised

Sounds cozy, wish I were there

I wouldn't know, I've never felt a girls leg
Yes you'll get your pics you perv

>I've never felt a girls leg
Baka virgin

I touched a girl named Sophie's leg in primary school while we were in scripture class desu. S-so soft.

pervert

Haha just went to go figure out what to have for dinner and I found a bottle of champagne in the vege draw, I know what I'm having for dinner now

A nice crisp salad?

You really are a lost cause aren't you.
Surely they'll notice if you drink a whole bottle of champagne they've hidden from you.

Not a chance, I'm gonna get all liquored up this evening
I doubt they hid it, they didn't try hide any of the other booze, and I am not a lost cause you druggy

ok whatever you say kiddo
Just make sure take some photos of benis when you get really pissed

Depends, will you be taking pictures of your benis when you take all those tabs this weekend?

>tfw keep lots of wine under the house but I'm too spooked to go down there

I'm happy you're fine. But if you wanted off your collar that badly there was no need, you should have just been honest!

> I'm gonna get all liquored up this evening
JELLY
Have fun buddy.
Get fucked up.

>will you be taking pictures of your benis when you take all those tabs this weekend?
I don't know.. maybe.
I don't know how fucked up I will be.

That's probably good
n-no! That's not it, I love my collar, please forgive my master, I'm such a bad pet
10-4 will do

>tabs

Um..uh wh-what are tabs?

interesting stuff

When are taking them?
Friday, Saturday?

SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT TABS ARE AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

They're things drug addicts take, avoid then

tabs of acid

Friday after my presentation probably

Anyone feel NZ produced food are all wayyyy too sweet?

Had a bottle of Bailey's and a bottle of Canterbury Cream. God the NZ one tasted like it was made of pure syrup.

AAAAAAAAAAH
D-D-DON'T DO DRUGS YOU FOOL!

>NZ produced food are all wayyyy too sweet?
You've clearly never traveled to america.
Their food is literally 50% high fructose corn syrup on average.

>does every drug in existence
hehe, nothing personal kid

Druggies aren't cute though desu.

What if I'm not cute?

"No."

Then do all the drugs you want desu!

epilators can really irritate the follicles desu. Some of my friends swear by it but I just end up with angry red dots where hair used to be for a week

You are CUTE though

Is that so? I've only been checking this once in a while just to make sure you're okay and that I didn't break you. I wouldn't have felt good if I ruined your place here. I assumed you just wanted to slip out. Since it seemed that way I was starting to wonder if I should find a new pet but nothing is set in stone. I made it clear I was going to give you your time. You should go see it, it was really something. You already seem to be going back to your old ways just a few days away from me though. You are very bad if you wasted my thoughts like that over nothing. We'll talk about it tomorrow!

You best not be stealing

I just cooked a fresh ass breakfast and smoked a joint with some neighbors

considering going to bed soon

bloody druggo

nah yeah nah nah yeah nah nah m8

I have been productive today

studied lots, cooked food, cleaned

P R O D U C T I V E

FUCKIN' DRUGGO!

ayyy

acid is my favorite drug

very very very very interesting stuff

a mate told me he has a good hookup available to me but gotta be a bit careful with the cash

T H I S

t-thanks...

I'll tell you how it goes

God morgon norge c:

>I'll tell you how it goes
How much will you be taking? Do you know the dosage of the tabs?

mårn mårn

>How much will you be taking?
3 tabs of 105ug but I also have an extra that I won't take.
The dosage should be accurate because it comes from probably the most reputable source on earth at the moment.

Y-you're cute as well desu although I don't really advice the whole d-drug thingy.

>tfw being called cute is the real drug in my life

Ur rly cute even though you bulli me sometimes

Already under the blankets.
Such a lazy cunt.

Why haven't ya slept yet?

>you bulli me sometimes
It's because I luv u

Lazy bones
get out now!

*feeds your addiction*

>3 tabs of 105ug but I also have an extra that I won't take.
>The dosage should be accurate because it comes from probably the most reputable source on earth at the moment.
aye boi it's been a while since I had a "proper" acid trip like that. Going to buy some DPT (dipropyltryptamine, DMT's big brother) and snort a shitload of it soon though. Will probably make me trip b a l l s

I slept in the afternoon and I woke up at 2AM

it's gonna be so fun to finally let loose after such a stressful and tiring week

You're cute. Not just that but, you're very cute.
VERY VERY CUTE.
YOU'RE VERY VERY VERY CUTE.

>Lazy bones
>get out now!
NO!
I'VE ACCEPTED I'M A LAZYBONES!

I'M NEVER LEAVING THIS BED AGAIN!

>It's because I luv u
OH, my brain just says that you don't like me and then my brain has complicated thoughts trying to rationalise IT C::

Aw, is this because of the trouble you've been having getting to sleep as of late?


My flatmate bought cider with pineapple in it and it reminds me of dole pineapple juice(?) C:

FINE!
*moves into your bed forever*
this is what I've always wanted...

All I'll say is you aren't have bad for a normie roastie.

>cider with pineapple in it
Sounds yum, don't let chalmers get his hands on it though

Me and you. The other kiwi is on the left.

roasties and breeders should be genocided once we have access to artificial wombs

Fuck! There's two cartons on pineapple juice in the fridge but no Malibu to drink it with, I guess I'll open a bottle of red instead

I'll keep that in mind
Yes master, thank you for not abandoning me

But don't you want Chalmers to get drunk for the photos? Pretty sure that might help.

I thought you were stealing the champagne?

Hmm
Good point

Why wait?

R U D E
I missed ya btw

how else will we raise a new generation of cutebois

me

You can now never leave.
Stuck forever.

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Haha with the house to myself I can play loud music, right now I've got m.youtube.com/watch?v=O_WLw_0DFQQ blaring though the speakers
Nah I'll save that for later
Thanks, nice trips
Why bother?

Just spoke with some lewd Bulgarian guy on discord and he has a manly voice.

R-really takes the cudliness away w-wew.

because we need more cutebois

PARTY AT CHALMERS HOUSE!
Everyone is invited.

Nearly time to leave toil lads.

youtube.com/watch?v=Sj_9CiNkkn4

Play this and I'll love you forever.