Basic requirements for a 中国女人 edition
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你在温哥华过得如何?
一個中國女人版的基本要求
我想移民到一个好的,温暖的国家哈哈哈
>我想移民到一个好的,温暖的国家哈哈哈
我想移民到一個很好的,溫暖的國家哈哈哈
나는 하, 하, 하 멋진, 따뜻한 나라로 이민을 원하는
First for AMAF
Do you like Chinese food?
Sweet and sour pork is delicious as fuck.
What nignog language do they speak in Taiwan?
Hokkien mainly.
STFU, you dingo-raping piece of shit!
I hope you get raped and your throat slashed!
Iota
I like roast pork
"Mandarin"
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女人喝
Old timey Mandarin, as opposed to new timey Putonghua, aka standard Mandarin Chinese.
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標準女人喝(醉拳)
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What? Even more than Thailand?
>Chinese women hate beard-
asking for a friend
how to go from 义乌 to 潮汕 with the fast train?
問一個朋友
如何從義烏去與快速列車到潮汕?
女性性驅動
女性性慾
女性性驱动
女性性欲
傳粉女孩
花粉女性
peru? whatcha doin? whatcha planning peru?
peru, will you partake in KTVs and hookers on this trip peru?
性花粉症
花粉症高潮
毫無意義的高潮
I literally just saw 2 chinks hang and torture a dog outside my window. One hit him in the head 3 or 4 times with a blunt object. Dog is hanging by its neck and looks dead now.
Should I call somebody or do something
film it and make the video go viral
Unfortunately, the best thing to do as a foreigner in China is to keep your head down and mind your own business.
But take some pictures and post it on the Internet to spread awareness about Chinese animal cruelty.
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为什么不能做中国2 X 2?
难道中国不知道自己两次表?
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the ol' EV meme
battery powered toys for everyone, sounds great
I will go to China and open up my own porn studio employing only the brightest and most talented.
Someone is looking for a job...
I was thinking more like this....
What an anal slut
You don't know that.
I trust my instincts
Your instincts are right
Did you donate to /r/aznidentity's porn yet?
謝謝你!
*唷*,這是一個中國馬拉松半
它只是你是最後一個“缺失的一環”有點遺憾。 我絕對可以理解為什麼你會得到fiesty它。
這只是當你告訴在中國的對我說話時,我分享了東西與你的那一天,當你戴名簽
我並不真的知道你在說什麼。 我只知道我要記錄下來,以後再處理它。
這就是為什麼一切都發生在我們之間這種方式。 總之,謝謝你。
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谢谢你!
*唷*,这是一个中国马拉松半
它只是你是最后一个“缺失的一环”有点遗憾。 我绝对可以理解为什么你会得到fiesty它。
这只是当你告诉在中国的对我说话时,我分享了东西与你的那一天,当你戴名签
我并不真的知道你在说什么。 我只知道我要记录下来,以后再处理它。
这就是为什么一切都发生在我们之间这种方式。 总之,谢谢你。
China welcomes auntie Theresa!
China knows she is their bitch. Much like how Brexit made her trump’s bitch as well.
Peru?
Brexit was a good idea on paper, but it was silly to believe that (((they))) would let us get away with it. Operation: Punish the UK for daring to challenge the globalist status quo is in full effect.
I checked back on the 2 chinks and the dog a little while later. They started skinning him as he hung on the fence. Luckily for him he was already dead.
The meat will probably end up in a food stall in a baozi bun, purchased by an english teacher or expat trying to experience ‘real’ China.
nothing inherently wrong with eating dog meat
More like Operation: let some autistic idiots in our own country shoot us in the foot
Dog meat sells for a premium. Hard to accidental buy it
We're just trying to make our own way in the world but the powers that be are using all their pawns to punish us as much as possible. Trump said he'd make a deal with us, but as soon as he became part of the establishment (((they))) put pressure on him and stopped him.
anybody knows what the character in red is? maybe 癠?
Fun fact: American white males have the highest prevalence rate of micro penis in the world
Fun fact: the rate of Americans that are overweight or obese means 70% of Americans lose around 1 or 2 inches on their dicks, meaning 70% of Americans only have 3 inch dicks thanks to their body fat reducing the lengths of the 5 inches American average. The 70% figure also includes the 35% of Americans that are morbidly obese, who cannot even see their genitals.
What;s this got to do with /sino/ lad?
becuz of these
>Receive student visa
>Number of entries: 1
So I guess I can't leave China after I enter?
Of course not
Chinese people are more than happy for you to leave. Although coming back is a different question
I guess it's my destiny to become jaded and bitter like winston.
At least you have a shot at becoming a B grade foreigner unlike Winston who is stuck in the dregs
Isn't winston B grade? He has a degree
ching chong ping pong
also stop invading us ok
I'm heard that the CCP arrested a Kazakh in Xinjiang. What's going on with that?
Pretty sure he doesn’t. Maybe he went to college in SA but he definitely didn’t go to university
Really? He originally came to China on a work visa. Which requires a degree.
I don’t think that was the case more than a decade ago
He doesn’t have a degree listed on Facebook or LinkedIn.
He is exactly the type of under-qualified foreigner that China stopped welcoming
Damn I guess you're right. I assumed that when they upped the requirements to get in, they would stop renewing the visas of people already in China that don't meet requirements.
Now that he's married they can't get rid of him.
I wonder what Visa poon ranger has. He dropped out of cooking school so his Student visa would have been revoked.
i dont know, no one cares
Probably “working” illegally on a tourist visa. He seems to leave China to film elsewhere every couple of months
Actually, it looks like he also left China like Cmilk and is covering it up. He hasn’t posted anything from China since November.
Hugely disrespectful towards both of their audiences
Guess there's an opening for me as China's next vlogger
You should see how many idiots you can fool using just stock footage and clips stolen from other youtubers.
He looks so drunk on his streams
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I wonder if Cmilk is making enough money through his videos to live in the US or if he's going to have to get a job again.
How do we stop wh*tes Peru?
fuck there are not longer fast train tickets avaliable for shanghai to fuzhou
新一线城市: 成都市、杭州市、武汉市、重庆市、南京市、天津市、苏州市、西安市、长沙市、沈阳市、青岛市、郑州市、大连市、东莞市、宁波市
Thoughts?
How did Chnegdu wrangle tier 1?
should have invested in renminbi
你们对韩国女人有什么看法?
我觉得韩国的脚丫很漂亮
The differences between Taiwan Mandarin and mainland Mandarin are minor.
Take the plane
It's only 1.5x more expensive
>travels Asia around CNY
Foolish
They say different enough things for video games to be localised separately for each country tho
May bends the knee to authoritarianism, britbongs explain this
theguardian.com
It's time for a new style of diplomacy. One that focuses on making countries more wealthy and not on ideology.
Fighting over ideology is like having internet arguments, pointless.
China will do it's thing, Britain will do it's thing. And both will force an alliance to grow their GDP.
Well that's mostly for traditional and simplified characters, which the differences between are always overstated. 90% of Chinese speakers can read both.
There's only a few minor differences in vocavulary do to the political division and a couple of peculiar grammar differences, like the use of 有 for past tense is a Taiwanese thing. Everything else is 99% similar.