/nzpol/- New Zealand General

ITT: We discuss New Zealand Politics, News, Happenings and everything it means to be kiwi. Here we can laugh at abos and the rest of the world in general

>NEWS
>New Zealand wins gold at Rio for Binge Drinking
thecivilian.co.nz/new-zealand-wins-olympic-medal-for-binge-drinking/

>Labour-Greens gaining in polls
newshub.co.nz/politics/poll-john-key-could-lose-grip-on-power-2016080815?

>Natalie Rooney wins Silver at Rio Olympics
radionz.co.nz/news/sport/310371/olympics-silver-feels-'amazing'-says-shooter

>Chinese vessel caught illegally fishing near NZ waters
nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11687456

>Vancouver puts 15% tax on foriegn home buyers- is NZ next?
marketwatch.com/story/vancouver-slaps-15-tax-on-foreign-home-buyers-2016-07-25

>SJW's BTFO as Otago students reject ban on muh """"""""""offensive""""""""""" costumes
stuff.co.nz/national/82920029/dunedin-students-vote-against-offensive-costume-ban-for-hyde-st-keg-party

>Visa numbers reach staggering high
radionz.co.nz/news/national/310591/nz-visa-numbers-reach-'staggering'-record-high

>Hamish Bond and Eric Murray win Gold medals for NZ
nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11692095

>DISCUSSION POINTS
>Making this a weekly thing
>More community
>Make memes

Probably last thread for tonight, pretty proud of you kiwi buggers- 3 threads in one night

Outside of faggot students Dunedin is nice.

Save this one for next week

I'll see how far it goes m80

Agreed.

It means you will never match Australia in shitposting. That's what it means to be kiwi

Whatever m9, we don't really try to shitpost

Why is every non-event demanding its own thread these days?
-UK
-Hillary
-And now Poo Peeland.

Kiwis are not shitposters, we are Zenposters

Same reason auspol exists, representation

>TFW its now 2330 in Eastern Aus

>Aussie triggered by mere existence of based NZ

>>DISCUSSION POINTS
>>Making this a weekly thing
I think Friday works, it seems to have stuck but we need dedicated OPs to get them going. Unless a major happening is on Sup Forums then its usually just bait and shills on our Friday night anyway. Personally I also prefer to go out Saturdays.
>>More community
Meet-ups? or trying to establish an alt-right trolling campaign to present an alternative to the media and university presented narratives.
>>Make memes
>I dunno how to use photoshop
Could help brainstorm I guess..

Its glorious lads.

can i move to nz, please?

That it is.
>Steepest street in the world
>Botanical gardens
>Great museums
>Indoor butterfly exhibition (better than it sounds)
>Most of the locals outside of the students are nice
>Normal house prices

Gotta say lads it sucks about the 7s but I was so happy when I heard that bunga Sonny Bill got injured.
>attention seeking faggot
>shit at boxing
>glory hunting at the olympics
>breaks achilles heel
serves him right the muslim wanker

Although I could use toilet cleaner, you're going to have to fuck off. We're full

Ayy, I missed this. Glad that attention whore mudshit fucked himself up. Can't stand the cunt.

Try Australia they love immigrants.

Thanks for the feedback dude. I made the last two and try to have fresh articles every time, but I just end up copying /r/newzealand.
Forgot last week because I fucked myself up on vodka and passed out

Fuck off were full

Holy shit biggest munter in the southern hemisphere. Fucking asshole, if I had known I would have put it in the OP

>MFW

Nice shitposting brother. Makes me proud to be an Aussie

Pretty piss poor tbqhwy famalam

As someone who went as a terrorist to Hyde I'm absolutely stoked with the costume referendum

full? there's only 4,5mln of you d00de, don't you need polack to impregnate your kiwi women helping the growth? :l

Yeah I fucking hate him. Got some top keks by ripping the cunt out and blaming him for the loss to my coworkers who are old school footy types. Also got to drop some redpills about his preferential treatment in the media, his conversion to Islam, and his ungrateful treatment towards New Zealand.

No worries m8. I lurk here often and started a Helen Clark hate thread a few weeks back that was quite successful. If you could continue as OP that would be good though. 2016 has been great thus far for destroying lefties and being smug so its an ideal time for nz/pol/ to start getting together and using collective knowledge and techniques learned from lurking the rest of Sup Forums to start influencing our domestic political atmosphere. A little bit of meme magic could go a long way to challenge the left-wing-media narrative and help Winnie. if we start planning now it gives plenty of time until the build up to the election actually begins. I might even start a twitter trolling account but i never really used social media or reddit so dunno how effective I could be without being controversial enough that i get arrested for cyberbullying or some shit.

well done bro, i had a great laugh when I read about that referendum on NZherald. feminazis BTFO

rather you than a poo in loo. if your a tradesman and white then christchurch will take you. better get in quick while immigration new zealand have basically open borders because anti-immigration sentiment is rising by the day.

Best. Flag. Ever.

Good to see Fiji win.

And full agreement about Williams. I was in Civic Sq when the Hurricanes had their parade. Some random old dude said bad news about the sevens and Williams tearing his achillies. That was the first id heard, said to him, 'good, never liked the guy, someone in our country who feels the need to convert to islam is a traitor.' The guy looked real shocked. I think he agreed with me, but just didnt expect to hear it coming from a member of the public.

And yeah, hes an apologist muzzie cunt. Only out for himself. Chasing the dollar. No loyalty to any particular sport and I doubt he had any loyalty to New Zealand. May he never play sport again

Can the media get out of his fucking arse.

I'm op but using phone. Thanks for the points, might be worth discussing this shit next week, I'll add it to the agenda on the OP. Definitely worth dabbling in meme magic, never doubt the power of autists

My dad went over to nz for work and brought back a hat with that leaf thingy on it. Pretty neat hat

Looks like I'm the last person in New Zealand not yet sleeping. So g'nght erryone. Any Kiwis on hols in an awake part of the world feel free to continue....

Night senpai

Cheers. Before I go to sleep I'm gonna try but one out to this smoking hot chick I saw yesterday. 4pm ish on Dixon St in downtown Wellington. She was waiting at the lights on Victoria St with me. Shorty, only just over 5 foot. Long blonde hair, tight jeans, white top.

You know once a while you see a chick who just makes you all weird and happy and you have to reboot your brain just to get back into what you were doing? That was her. I took a couple creepshots but they were shit. Oh well.

Nice bruh, post creeps she sounds hot. Also make sure you post in the next NZ thread so we can sort out a Wellington meetup. Sick of all the socialist fucks up here, need to balance it out with some non-cucks.

Did you try hit her up, or just authentically creep at her?