>says something untrue
>just being sarcastic
>says something he means
>just being sarcastic
>makes up some shit
>just being sarcastic
>says something borderline treasonous
>just being sarcastic
>out right lies
>just being sarcastic
>says something factual
who would even believe him anymore? he doesn't even understand how basic human communication works.
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>trumpfags cant defend against this and will isntead call you a shill
>I was just pretending to be retarded
Real life shitposter
I mean it's a classic trolling gambit, one of the oldest in the book.
>say something you legitimately believe
>people call you a retard
>"J-just kidding guys haha"
Sounds like you got triggered.
Trump is the ultimate troll, that's why I'm voting for him, what a boss.
I dunno, i'd concede if you could give me some examples of when he's done this, with evidence.
They will provide the evidence (they won't)
>laughing at Sup Forums
>laughing at Trump
>he's doing horrible in every poll except the fake ones that Sup Forums cherry-picks
>somehow this is triggering to us and not you
Maybe he doesn't know what sarcasm is.
I don't think discussing the honesty of the candidates should be your angle bud.
No examples whatsoever
Only
>muh are you kidding me?
I'll only agree to your socialism if you buy a noose to lynch yourselves.
Fucking honestly though. We're shitposting here for fun. You fat cunts are doing it for 60 cents.
Fuck off back to where you came from.
We're full
>Obama and Hillary's policies created ISIS
>Trump calls them 'MVPs' of ISIS
>media loses its shit in damage control
>'Oh reall? Founder of ISIS! LIES! It was just their policies, not Obama himself!'
OMG TRUMP IS A LIAR RAPIST RACIST!
top kek
Because we know he will win.
Trump always wins.
Its always darkest befor the Don.
Thank you for correcting the record.
You're obviously triggered otherwise you wouldn't have made the post.
Trump is really getting to you isn't he.
Its more than obvious at this point that trump is a massive retard. You'd need to be seriously brain damage to support that old fart.
your contribution has been counted
Trump is just the right man for the job.
Hillary is an old sick sociopath, while Trump is a successful business man.
Anyone with a brain can see who would make a better president.
Trump is trolling the shit out of you retards to get attention in the mainstream media. Kek'd.
>says something untrue
>that never happened
>kills people
>blames Youtube
>funds terrorists
>Republican conspiracy
>does something literally treasonous
>what difference at this point does it make?
>destroys incriminating evidence
>what, like with a cloth?
>takes money for political favors
>cackles maniacally
I'd just like to correct you that Trump's comment was very patriotic and it's Hillary that is being treasonous by going after guns
>Trump wants to win.
He's purposely destroying his own campaign.
I was just pretending to be retarded.
> Trumps public relations team contemplating their employment prospects after shilllarrrry wins.
Pretty sure that he meant metaphor, not sarcasm. Just a tweet typo. He DID mean to say that they were the founders, just not LITERALLY the founders. As in, their foreign policies were the primary cause of the founding of ISIS.
Trump will win if the people are smart enough to vote for him.
The key is to go out there and actually vote for Trump, that's all that matters.
Ignore all bullshit and on election day just vote for the better man, Trump.
>Trump is a successful business man.
this is what underage, unemployed children actually believe
>Anyone with a brain can see who would make a better president.
I'm sure you are looking forward to mommy driving you to the polls in november.
Sad!
I'm sure I'm much older and more importantly much wiser than you.
It's pretty obvious that Trump would make a much better president than Hillary.
Trump is just a natural born leader.
>Anyone with a brain can see who would make a better president.
Correct, this is why uneducated people are more likely to vote for Trump.
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sage
>Pretty sure that he meant metaphor, not sarcasm.
He meant rhetoric probaly but he lacks the vocabulary to express himself.
He's beginning to crack.
In another month we will have a Canuck Letter moment.
You're either a child pretending to be an adult or an adult who shit-posts on weeb image posting site.
This is a no win scenario for you. Either way you're pretty pathetic
Smarter wiser people vote for Trump.
They know a good leader when they see one.
Hillary is just a puppet, while Trump is a real man.
I'm just much smarter than you. That's why I'm voting for Trump, because I can see he would make a much better president.
just look at that punchable fuckig fat face...
>smart enough
let me stop you there
>Trump is not a successful business man
Becoming a billionaire with a 99% success rate from over 500 successful businesses is not successful?
So tell me, what does one have to do to be considered a successful businessman by a neckbeard who gets paid to post on Sup Forums?
>Smarter wiser people vote for Trump.
Trump gets his support form the white bydlo, smarter and wiser people aren't sheep who'll vote for some second rate populist.
I wanna thank you user for correcting the record. you have shown me the error of my ways and i will now drink the swill and become a #shill4hill.
Trump is very successful.
He has a history of strong leadership, while Hillary is just a pawn in the system.
do you hear yourself. you're the one that's bought in. you're the one that's the shill.
He literally dumbs down to appeal to lowest common denominators. He avoids using words with more than two syllables. He's the personification of the Dunning–Kruger effect.
>know someone is being sarcastic
>act like you know know they are being sarcastic.
Lying.
Look at Hillary looking up to him.
Even Hillary knows that Trump is the boss.
>Trump backtracks on Obama as ISIL founder: 'They don't get sarcasm?'
politico.com
LITERALLY "I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED"
>Sup Forums ACTUALLY THINKS HE WOULD BE A GOOD PRESIDENT
>THE SHITTIEST, EASIEST TO BEAT DEMOCRAT IN HISTORY IS ABOUT TO BEAT THIS GUY
Shill thread
>blatantly ignore facts
>Hill is an actual lying criminal
>Trump derr hurrr small hands etc etc
Thank you all for Correcting the Record (tm)
>saged
In the sense that the foreign policy decisions of the Obama administration, with Hillary Clinton heading the state department is almost soley responsible for ISIS's rise to power Trump is right.
It would take some fucking retarded moral acrobatics to blame ISIS on anybody but Obama and Hillary Clinton.
Thanks CTR
H-he was just pretending to be retarded, g-get out shill.
Trump makes one stupid comment and makes you all talk about obama and hillary's ISIS connections 24/7 until he stops you
he's in complete control and you idiots have no idea hahaha sage
Sweet merciful fuck, the only person who is killing Trump's campaign is Trump. He's ensuring Democrat hegemony, and you're sucking dick while the ship sinks. I wanted a Right Wing President, but because of you retards, I may literally never see one again.
You are the ultimate cucks.
Thank you for correcting the record
I was at the rally he said this at, he was chuckling about it as he said it. He was stiring the pot. His statement is true, the media just took it so literally and tried to strawman him with it. It was clearly a joke at Obama and Hillary's expense for turning the middle east into a civil war zone. He even continued on to say that Obama gave out the date he was going to pull out of Syria and by doing this he let the rebels sit and plan their attacks. He went on to discuss how we shouldn't have gone there in the first place, how we weren't tough enough and didn't take the oil, and that we unfortunately needed to pull out but leave a small amount of troops behind to make sure things were secure.
CTR shills working hard for the .50 to be deposited in their accounts, huh?
That's okay. These CTR shills know damn well with that Clinton body count still growing, and her lust for murder now being turned inward on the DNC, and the FBI now closing in on her like a vice that Hillary will become increasingly paranoid and continue offing DNC staffers now regardless of if they are actually leaking information.
Any one of these shills can be kill.
They are trapped.
>Trump makes one stupid comment
>one stupid comment
>one
edition.cnn.com
No, he went on Conservative talk Radio and clarified that he was deadly serious, and he didn't even mean power-vacuum, he literally said that wasn't what he meant.
this
He is panicking. He didn't expect to get so far and understands that he is not fit to be president. None of his promisses will be fulfilled, he can't build the wall, he can't "bring back jobs" from Tchyna and Mexico, he can't bomb the hell out of ISIS and take the oil.
He fucked you over.
This is the most important election ever, because the next time there won't be enough whites in USA to win at all.
Moreover it will be a signal to the entire population, that populism and implicit (white) nationalism are useless in the election and you can't win, when you run on this platform, so a politician with this message will never be able to get nominated by the Republicans.
How does it feel to support the man who single handedly (and those are really big hands, believe me) destroyed America's future?
>CNN and the BIASED media have cleverly been distorting Donald Trump, by recording his speeches, and then un-altering them, giving the general public unfiltered access to his speeches word for word. Every other person has a filter for speaking to other people, but what about Donald? It's not fair.
Hi CTR!
Also, fuck you!
He has a good brain
I'm genuinely concerned that the conspiracy theory was right and he's just a plant to ensure Hillary gets the White House.
The goal was to put him in and completely obliterate the Republican opponents to ensure she was matched against a controlled opponent, due to the fact that her health is less than stellar. It's the only reason I can explain why every time something comes out that could damage her campaign, Trump says something abso-fucking-lutely retarded so the media has an excuse to not pay attention to the dirt dug up on Hillary.
You don't absolutely crush 16 other candidates for President and then go full retard in the General Election against a candidate who is as goddamn fragile as Clinton. Fucking Jeb! is a stronger candidate than Hillary.
>Mfw hillshills now legitimately enjoy shitposting on/pol/
Ever wonder why the shilling has gotten so bad? Ever think "man, this is pretty professional for cross-board shitters"? Maybe that's because it's professional shilling.
quickleak.se
Thank you for correcting the record!
Ever wonder why the shilling has gotten so bad? Ever think "man, this is pretty professional for cross-board shitters"? Maybe that's because it's professional shilling.
quickleak.se
Thank you for correcting the record!
Yet another thread on this. Thanks for Correcting my Record.
sage and hidden
Trump has already secured the Chad vote; he's even secured the beta male vote, as this board proves. So, who's left to convince?
Let me explain this 7D chess move to you, dipshit: What he's doing right now is a type of psychological abuse that women respond INCREDIBLY positively to. You'd realize this if you weren't a virgin.
Think of the last Stacy your omega ass comforted when she came crying about Chad. She complained to you and to her friends, but secretly she loved being abused by Chad and always went back to him. The abuse just made her love him more. Are you getting the picture here, fucko? What Trump is doing is the EXACT same behavior that makes women go crazy for Chad cock.
He's surely secured 99% of the woman vote by now. The """anti-Trump""" trend with women in the (((polls))) just confirms this. Women always lie and publicly claim they """hate""" guys like this, but nothing could be further from the truth. This kind of shit makes them sploosh, and he knows it.
Maybe if you weren't a NEET virgin fetus, and if you had a few decades of actual life experience like Trump (rather than a few days per year outside the confines of your laptop-lit tendie dungeon), you wouldn't need this explained to you
Literally no direct source.
I'm not a shill. I was rooting for Trump all through the primaries.
The gaffes he's made lately though are genuinely making me go "what the fuck are you even doing" in regards to him.
I don't know who I would vote for if Hillary manages to blow him the fuck out. Third parties have no chance, and I sure as hell wont vote for her.
Ever wonder why the shilling has gotten so bad? Ever think "man, this is pretty professional for cross-board shitters"? Maybe that's because it's professional shilling.
quickleak.se
Thank you for correcting the record!
>b8
Right there.
guess its $1 not .50
Provide it then, CTR
Yeah so no direct quote. Just more fabrication.
Thanks for correcting the record.
>somehow this is triggering to us and not you
>us and not you
>us
Who's "us", faggot?
way to admit to being a shill
>us
Ever wonder why the shilling has gotten so bad? Ever think "man, this is pretty professional for cross-board shitters"? Maybe that's because it's professional shilling.
quickleak.se
Thank you for correcting the record!
They have to submit to the government and get ass raped with taxes and regulations and still, somehow, turn a profit.
“I mean, what happens when he presses the nuclear button and then the next day says, ‘Oh, I’m sorry, I was just being sarcastic’?"
AHAHAHAHHA okay confirmed bait.
Good job CTR. you got me in here for a few posts.
I LOVE THE POORLY EDUCATED!
>being this triggered
Ever wonder why the shilling has gotten so bad? Ever think "man, this is pretty professional for cross-board shitters"? Maybe that's because it's professional shilling.
quickleak.se
Thank you for correcting the record!
Here, you fucking retard:
I wasn't going to vote for Trump until I saw this thread. Thanks for convincing me OP.
This is just sad now
Ever wonder why the shilling has gotten so bad? Ever think "man, this is pretty professional for cross-board shitters"? Maybe that's because it's professional shilling.
quickleak.se
Thank you for correcting the record!
You're the one that has to look yourself in the mirror. Do you like what you see?
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From Brazil and calling someone a retard?
Fucking small headed faggot.
Is Trump purposely acting like a 12 year old autistic robot from /r9k/? Some very smart people are saying he has aspbergers.
Ever wonder why the shilling has gotten so bad? Ever think "man, this is pretty professional for cross-board shitters"? Maybe that's because it's professional shilling.
quickleak.se
Thank you for correcting the record!
Of course I do. I hope your pay gets docked for your poor performance in this thread.
I'm tired of this blatant propaganda...I've joined the Trump train!!!
After this, i can no longer vote for Drumpf.
Also, when am i getting paid for my posts. I tried to call my handler and he isn't answering, something about a barbell or something.
Honestly the 2nd amendment thing and the Isis thing were both taken out of context as expected by the media.
Libs see a headline on their Facebook wall and suddenly pretend like They work for the fucking associated press.
Hillary probably but I still want our meme candidate to win. Does that make me stupid?
>"Obama is literally the founder of ISIS"- yesterday and the day before
>"People are loving my comments. I won't back down from them"- Yesterday.
>"Uh...I was being sarcastic?"- Today