Hey it's the Ice Cream man

wait I've got some money

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DAD NO

DAD! NO WAIT!!!

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wooahooh

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Can I just add that this Ice Cream Man literally did nothing wrong to deserve torment he got?

well, you know, Dexter still has all his baby teeth

We're fine unless you want me to think that Dexter is personally responsible for a chain reaction of bad luck that this guy, in his frustration, decided to blame on a child.

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I heard his voice, and it made me smile.

Ditto Janni the Janitor.

He and the janitor should have team up to take down Dexter

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what about this?

What are we at? Back in freshmen year of high school?

Come to think of it, Why couldn't he have just put the pennies on the ground for a bit, tie his shoe and THEN put them in the damn safe?

Where in the damn rules did it say he couldn't do that?

He also apparently put the pennies back into the original jar while he was counting them, and he didn't after to do that, either.

In fact he said that Jar, when filled, was heavy.

How heavy WAS that Jar anyways? It couldn't have been that heavy.

>5 hours and thirty three minutes to count pennies

>when he fell and chipped his tooth
always found that part more painful than funny

Okay everyone I did some math regarding the Pennies, check this shit out.

The Major Glory Pop that Dexter wanted was 16 bucks and he payed in Pennies. 1 Dollar in Pennies equates to 100 pennies. So by that logic, Multiply 16 by 100 and you'll get 1600 pennies in total

Now a single penny weights about 2.5 grams. With that in mind, multiply 2.5 times the 1600 Pennies Dexter payed with and the total grams comes out to 4000 grams.

Convert the grams to pounds and the final weight, with the Jar adding maybe about an extra pound, comes out to around 8.81 to 9 pounds.

And with that I have come to the conclusion that this fucker is weak as shit.

The only problem Dexter can't seem to solve is how to make money save by scrounging change.

we all know you passed 4th grade

stop showing off faggot

looks like eggman from the thumbnail

Fuck.

>payed

It all started because he had to count each and every penny.

Hey remember that episode where Dexter killed some guy and his kid?

Fuck, I knew I misspelled something.

Well I guess that's what I get for typing so fast.

w-why is a popsicle $16? popsicles these days still cost around a dollar, and some stores will only upcharge to another $1

all because Dad wanted to be first to fish in that lake

limited edition merchandising shit

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Fucking kek

bump

16 dollars for a fucking ice cream?

Maybe this fucker did deserve all that was happening to him.