Puff' edition
/brit/
what the fuck does mah-loo mean? milieu
*smile*
Poor fishes
fucking elitist cunts with their $2 words would love to see you got 4 fucking rounds with me out the back where my parking spot it would deck you fucking wanky cunt
do like puffins, me
3 auslads whose gf left them recently posting in /brit/
what does it all me?
Want to bloody my boyfriend's arse to show my love for him
is the Oxford English Dictionary Third Edition broken?
a person's social environment.
"Gregory came from the same aristocratic milieu as Sidonius"
Would effortlessly smash your head like a walnut
life is a meaningless nightmare of suffering
TIL porgs were only added in to the movie Star Wars 8:The Last Jedi because puffins kept coming into shot and they needed to replace them with something alien
Paid your porn licence yet britcucks?
Can't wait to leave this shithole.
it's more to do with values and social attitudes than economic stuff though
It's raining.
you first
then you
*takes off shirt to reveal a complete back tattoo of a horned dragon a la red dragon (2002)*
off you fuck then
I love it. its hugely varied though, has its shitholes of course, is improving
each area is very different to the next and has its own unique feel
what is your alternative to capitalism
brisbane implied
got a friend who's 22 and makes 95k
economic stuff leads to a change in values
fundamentally why do you think we hate lazy scroungers? it's not just because we decided scrounging is bad because god said he wasn't much a fan, it's because they absorb scarce resources without contributing.
>ywn be a puffin
this post was written by Oxford bender
>i imagine it's basically dunwall from dishonored
lmao I wish
make 85k and am 22 desu
should be getting a raise soon if i pass this f_cking exam (cannot cuss mums in the room)
There is absolutely NO USE for flamethrowers in any CIVILISED SOCIETY. They are BANNED even for warfare.
If protesters use flamethrowers, the police should return fire with LIVE ammo to neutralise users. These awful weapons will cause HORRIBLE INJURIES and DEATH.
Is Musk arming anarchists to KILL cops and civilians, and DESTROY our cities?
willies! bums and wanky poos too
Is it weird to be seeing an 18 year old college student in my mid 20's?
i don't have one and don't oppose capitalism, hence why 70% of that post is an explanation of why "late capitalism" was a bad way to term the present period since it means post-late-capitalism is doomed to having a stupidly awkward name.
what are /ouranimals/, lads?
reckon fat cats, puffins and red squirrels are obvious choices
what else?
don't give a shit about money or toil, just give us a £1000/month and guarantee me I'll never have to toil again and I'll be happy
23 and on 55k (no gf)
t. luca
told this girl about the benefits of having a cheeky bum wank last night she was not buying it
was this off the daily mail comments section?
dunno why you'd want to put up with an 18 year old child in your mid twenties tbqh
excuse me, there's a perfectly valid use for flamethrowers: turning my testicles into two boil in the bag savouries.
22 and on 85k (no gf)
t. ed
badgers
>what are /ouranimals/, lads?
>reckon fat cats, puffins and red squirrels are obvious choices
>what else?
love posts like this
*you walk in*
well dont just stand there
*throws you a pair of stilettos*
*unloads my balls*
best get stomping then
>banned in warfare
This is the kind of guy that has a blackbelt in whatever martial arts but gets decked immediately in a streetfight when he's kicked square in the balls
*drops a cage on the table containing a writhing squirming squealing naked beast of an animal*
why, the humble runt too of course
*we both look down at the cage and it hisses madly at you and attempts to swipe your lunchtime quiche*
aha you naughty little runt! I shall have to get my taser, hold on
a normiebook group called 'democrat is the new communist' haha
pseudo-gf recently left me too (went back to japan)
Fits in well with the DENNIS system
los perros...
would pay good money for some sort of camera that started recording when /brit/ users were writing up action posts so i could see the glee in their face as they're conjuring up their magic
might have to go without a shower for a 2nd day in a row desu cba
just getting me hair cut
i.4cdn.org
was she japanese?
forgot to wash my willy this week so it's covered in pants fluff
Enjoy living in the single least safe """"""""1st"""""" world country you little britrunt.
what is it about the human mind that registers puppies as cute? what evolutionary advantage does this grant us?
would pay good money to see that
wew
my hands would go straight to her hips from muscle memory and I'd probably get thrown out
Look at all those furbabies ready to give unconditional love :3
yeah met her in japan
dogs can savage the nads of invading blackos
Could you imagine that montage of ugly faces? I'm pretty glad this doesn't exist
not sure if these random words in my notepad are my lost bitcoin password
rude im sure we're all handsome in our own ways
getting flashbacks of the time I did blowbacks with the hairdresser on the beach from this aha
My get a chin wing osteotomy and box osteotomy
*starts playing wonderwall on my guitar*
in Japan?
all the /brit/ lads are lookers
did she get in ja-pants? aha
why is doing THINGS so hard
having a gf really fucks with your automatic reflexes
whenever a girl bends over now my mind goes straight to wanting to spank her and I've got to restrain myself, this wasn't a problem when I was a virgin
met a girl from japan and thought she liked me so i liked her too and really she is a real nice girl so i asked her out and she said no and whent back to japan and now i want to kms because i will never have a pure qt jap gf
ahahaha christ on a bike imagine if there were actual uggo cunts on /brit/ ahahaha would have to boot them from the establishment
>why is doing THINGS so hard
business idea: total independence for every city on earth
Only based international playboy
yhahaheysh dkdjjd
Been trying out some new supplements and they've got me busting off like a fucking cannon
wait til the missus sees this!
*action posts*
>tfw my two crypto coins spiked and i didnt sell and now they have bled back down to the price i bought them at
yeah in japan
yeah she lived with me for 10 days in sydney mum and dad never found out
Sick of the weebs
don't know who that is
Inside llewyn Davis is one of the best films I've ever seen
metro.co.uk
Hope none of you plebs use Pornhub
Life in Spain :
Pros :
>cheap
>warm
>good food
>better women
>culture
>not as many pakis
>no gypsies
Cons:
>??????
this is a normie-free zone tyvm
it's all so tiresome
I SAID MAAAAAAAYBE
YOU'RE GONNA BE THE ONE THAT SAAAAAAAAAAAVES MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
neither did most of his cabinet
>wnking-begins
>>no gypsies
utter liar I saw plenty
Watching some anime
stop that
Business idea: high dollar marina with a racetrack on the property
no jobs
no queuing properly
no wetherspoons
whats worst for stunting your growth smoking or watching anime?
Berlin or Prague mates
also w2c cheap flights
Greater London is black and doesn't even live in London. Also he runs a chicken shop