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what the fuck does mah-loo mean? milieu

*smile*

Poor fishes

fucking elitist cunts with their $2 words would love to see you got 4 fucking rounds with me out the back where my parking spot it would deck you fucking wanky cunt

do like puffins, me

3 auslads whose gf left them recently posting in /brit/
what does it all me?

Want to bloody my boyfriend's arse to show my love for him

is the Oxford English Dictionary Third Edition broken?
a person's social environment.
"Gregory came from the same aristocratic milieu as Sidonius"

Would effortlessly smash your head like a walnut

life is a meaningless nightmare of suffering

TIL porgs were only added in to the movie Star Wars 8:The Last Jedi because puffins kept coming into shot and they needed to replace them with something alien

Paid your porn licence yet britcucks?
Can't wait to leave this shithole.

it's more to do with values and social attitudes than economic stuff though

It's raining.

you first
then you

*takes off shirt to reveal a complete back tattoo of a horned dragon a la red dragon (2002)*

off you fuck then

I love it. its hugely varied though, has its shitholes of course, is improving
each area is very different to the next and has its own unique feel

what is your alternative to capitalism

brisbane implied

got a friend who's 22 and makes 95k

economic stuff leads to a change in values
fundamentally why do you think we hate lazy scroungers? it's not just because we decided scrounging is bad because god said he wasn't much a fan, it's because they absorb scarce resources without contributing.

>ywn be a puffin

this post was written by Oxford bender

>i imagine it's basically dunwall from dishonored

lmao I wish

make 85k and am 22 desu

should be getting a raise soon if i pass this f_cking exam (cannot cuss mums in the room)

There is absolutely NO USE for flamethrowers in any CIVILISED SOCIETY. They are BANNED even for warfare.

If protesters use flamethrowers, the police should return fire with LIVE ammo to neutralise users. These awful weapons will cause HORRIBLE INJURIES and DEATH.

Is Musk arming anarchists to KILL cops and civilians, and DESTROY our cities?

willies! bums and wanky poos too

Is it weird to be seeing an 18 year old college student in my mid 20's?

i don't have one and don't oppose capitalism, hence why 70% of that post is an explanation of why "late capitalism" was a bad way to term the present period since it means post-late-capitalism is doomed to having a stupidly awkward name.

what are /ouranimals/, lads?
reckon fat cats, puffins and red squirrels are obvious choices
what else?

don't give a shit about money or toil, just give us a £1000/month and guarantee me I'll never have to toil again and I'll be happy

23 and on 55k (no gf)
t. luca

told this girl about the benefits of having a cheeky bum wank last night she was not buying it

was this off the daily mail comments section?

dunno why you'd want to put up with an 18 year old child in your mid twenties tbqh

excuse me, there's a perfectly valid use for flamethrowers: turning my testicles into two boil in the bag savouries.

22 and on 85k (no gf)
t. ed

badgers

>what are /ouranimals/, lads?
>reckon fat cats, puffins and red squirrels are obvious choices
>what else?

love posts like this

*you walk in*
well dont just stand there
*throws you a pair of stilettos*
*unloads my balls*
best get stomping then

>banned in warfare
This is the kind of guy that has a blackbelt in whatever martial arts but gets decked immediately in a streetfight when he's kicked square in the balls

*drops a cage on the table containing a writhing squirming squealing naked beast of an animal*
why, the humble runt too of course
*we both look down at the cage and it hisses madly at you and attempts to swipe your lunchtime quiche*
aha you naughty little runt! I shall have to get my taser, hold on

a normiebook group called 'democrat is the new communist' haha

pseudo-gf recently left me too (went back to japan)

Fits in well with the DENNIS system

los perros...

would pay good money for some sort of camera that started recording when /brit/ users were writing up action posts so i could see the glee in their face as they're conjuring up their magic

might have to go without a shower for a 2nd day in a row desu cba

just getting me hair cut
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was she japanese?

forgot to wash my willy this week so it's covered in pants fluff

Enjoy living in the single least safe """"""""1st"""""" world country you little britrunt.

what is it about the human mind that registers puppies as cute? what evolutionary advantage does this grant us?

would pay good money to see that

wew
my hands would go straight to her hips from muscle memory and I'd probably get thrown out

Look at all those furbabies ready to give unconditional love :3

yeah met her in japan

dogs can savage the nads of invading blackos

Could you imagine that montage of ugly faces? I'm pretty glad this doesn't exist

not sure if these random words in my notepad are my lost bitcoin password

rude im sure we're all handsome in our own ways

getting flashbacks of the time I did blowbacks with the hairdresser on the beach from this aha

My get a chin wing osteotomy and box osteotomy

*starts playing wonderwall on my guitar*

in Japan?

all the /brit/ lads are lookers

did she get in ja-pants? aha

why is doing THINGS so hard

having a gf really fucks with your automatic reflexes
whenever a girl bends over now my mind goes straight to wanting to spank her and I've got to restrain myself, this wasn't a problem when I was a virgin

met a girl from japan and thought she liked me so i liked her too and really she is a real nice girl so i asked her out and she said no and whent back to japan and now i want to kms because i will never have a pure qt jap gf

ahahaha christ on a bike imagine if there were actual uggo cunts on /brit/ ahahaha would have to boot them from the establishment

>why is doing THINGS so hard

business idea: total independence for every city on earth

Only based international playboy

yhahaheysh dkdjjd

Been trying out some new supplements and they've got me busting off like a fucking cannon

wait til the missus sees this!

*action posts*

>tfw my two crypto coins spiked and i didnt sell and now they have bled back down to the price i bought them at

yeah in japan
yeah she lived with me for 10 days in sydney mum and dad never found out

Sick of the weebs

don't know who that is

Inside llewyn Davis is one of the best films I've ever seen

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Hope none of you plebs use Pornhub

Life in Spain :

Pros :

>cheap
>warm
>good food
>better women
>culture
>not as many pakis
>no gypsies

Cons:

>??????

this is a normie-free zone tyvm

it's all so tiresome

I SAID MAAAAAAAYBE
YOU'RE GONNA BE THE ONE THAT SAAAAAAAAAAAVES MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

neither did most of his cabinet

>wnking-begins

>>no gypsies
utter liar I saw plenty

Watching some anime

stop that

Business idea: high dollar marina with a racetrack on the property

no jobs
no queuing properly
no wetherspoons

whats worst for stunting your growth smoking or watching anime?

Berlin or Prague mates

also w2c cheap flights

Greater London is black and doesn't even live in London. Also he runs a chicken shop